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while you stay up into the early morning drinking and grinding phone games.
Funny you mention that, here's one question Phil answered.
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Phil, everyone knows that you're not interested in oppai. Bara is the only thing that makes your little piggy hard.
 
Just a reminder that it's 4 fucking AM his time. Still can't get by on 11k a month by the way, mature adult ladies and gentlemen :story:

Get ready for a sad boy pre-stream tomorrow.
 
Funny you mention that, here's one question Phil answered.
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Phil, everyone knows that you're not interested in oppai. Bara is the only thing that makes your little piggy hard.
Another nugget of truth.

"Do you have a game you enjoy playing off stream?" is a seemingly normal question which a normal streamer would just answer honestly.
Dave's mind goes straight to mobile games and conspiracy theories (according to him).

So what can we make out of that?

He either:
1. plays mobile games.
2. has "conspiracy theories" on his mind
3. has so little respect for his audience, that he doesn't feel the need to answer honestly.
 
Guys, you might not believe it
b-but
money 😢
>spends 6 hours a day, 6 days a week (sometimes 7 days a week) talking about money
-G..guys I can't stop thinking about money
I really hope he pulls the old "Muh Depression" card to describe this night of monetary panic.

I like the head moves, the closed eyes and ofc the poetic nature of such a monologue.
hint: vest streak at 174
Going from "bouncing back in the morning with positivity" to "I can't sleep because of money worries" in the space of a few hours is good going, even by Phil standards.
>Guys I have added another goal to every stream from now on. The tips' goal is now at $200, $50 for gunnar glasses, $100 for the vest, $150 for the het and (low q drum roll) for $200 I will be able to slep without bad thoughts
>sound good?
>OK.
...
<troll tip
...
>Sleeping Beauty tipped $1.45 with a message that I'm not gonna read, because it's obviously a troll tip trying to derail the stream. I am going to tell you this, the $200 goal is for my good health. It's there to keep my depression down, if I can't get slep. Being against my well being is against the rules, so I'm gonna ban you. Thank you for the tip, though, ACK ACK ACK. OK? Let's move on.
 
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Another nugget of truth.

"Do you have a game you enjoy playing off stream?" is a seemingly normal question which a normal streamer would just answer honestly.
Dave's mind goes straight to mobile games and conspiracy theories (according to him).

So what can we make out of that?

He either:
1. plays mobile games.
2. has "conspiracy theories" on his mind
3. has so little respect for his audience, that he doesn't feel the need to answer honestly.
I mean hell, Phil telling the truth is out of the question but he could at least lie and say he likes something.
He loved the gambling in Persona, after all.
 
I mean hell, Phil telling the truth is out of the question but he could at least lie and say he likes something.
He loved the gambling in Persona, after all.
That's the pigroach art of telling the truth, sprinkled with lies.

If sometime down the road he gets called out for this statement, he will just say "I infact never did play mobile games with big anime tiddies in them. Therefore, I never lied.
 
Just a reminder that it's 4 fucking AM his time. Still can't get by on 11k a month by the way, mature adult ladies and gentlemen :story:

Get ready for a sad boy pre-stream tomorrow.
Watch this wop start his first stream late for even DSP standards yet drag the prestream out to possibly 1 pm PST.
 
Just a reminder that it's 4 fucking AM his time. Still can't get by on 11k a month by the way, mature adult ladies and gentlemen :story:

Get ready for a sad boy pre-stream tomorrow.
Seriously, even the most exceptional "fan" has to be asking themselves where all the money's going by now, right?
 
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when did he play wow?
does he mean this as "playing"?
 
Do you think he has his PayPal open just waiting for activity - some random donation since he’s providing engaging content on Twitter? Maybe someone might watch his really awesome videos on demand and tip him after hours? Really hope we can get the positivity up
 
I just realized that he is supposed to play the Back for Blood beta in the morning.

What are the odds of him using the "I couldn't sleep all night"-card to skip the online co-op game?
 
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when did he play wow?
does he mean this as "playing"?
LARPing as an experienced gamer. Phil would hate MMOs, at least the ones that don’t come from Korea; you can’t pay to win and you need to interact and cooperate with other human beings. He also probably things that stuff with elves and orcs in it is for limp-twisted nerds whereas things like wrasslin’ and Final Fantasy IV (with its plot that’s just Star Wars, no literally, it’s actually only just Star Wars) are for real mature tough adults who’ve seen everything life could ever throw at them.
 
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BIG X on the everquest. I do not get why people have to lie and say they played a game instead of just saying "I never played it".

It just makes you look like you have the biggest fragilest ego ever. Would almost be the perfect stream game for him though, could stall to shit house and just read guides. He might even get to level 5 in 6 months.
 
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