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That XBOX SERIES X was a STELLAR investment. All of the gamepass HYPE has brought in a MASSIVE amount of new viewers. The only problem was that people were too CHILL to tip. I really need help this week to pay my MORTGAGE, and we haven't been hitting the cult cash goal enough. Now upping vids to DSPGayming.
Well YOU guys asked for variety and gamepass games and I don't know whats going on! Supports been abysmally slow. Like I said, YOU guys asked for it and I dropped Zelda because you guys requested it. I even made more money playing Skyward Sword than this *shrug*.

*Leg slap*

I don't know, man.
 
That XBOX SERIES X was a STELLAR investment. All of the gamepass HYPE has brought in a MASSIVE amount of new viewers. The only problem was that people were too CHILL to tip. I really need help this week to pay my MORTGAGE, and we haven't been hitting the cult cash goal enough. Now upping vids to DSPGayming.
I am ready for the POSITIVITY and FUN moments WE shall have on stream TOGETHER!

I know that you are an HONEST guy who LOVES what he does and would do it if he didn't make a DOLLAR doing it.

But right now it's PERTINENT that WE hit the tips goal. Otherwise, OUR stream might suffer.
 
For some weird reason buying a new laptop, chair, and Xbox, and spending 5-15 bucks whatever a month on Gamepass, isn't enough to save his streams. I thought all of that was supposed to point towards a bright new feature for DSP? Guess buying shit to replace a lack of skill, talent, enthusiasm, and restraint doesn't work. Who knew?
 
I am interested on the effects we will see in the spreadsheet after he raised the minimum tip. Maybe the flood of $1 tips really will go away and the little paypigs learned.
I've got a special new stat that I'm tracking specifically to measure this, I'll give an update once I have enough data points to form a robust conclusion. 👍
 
For some weird reason buying a new laptop, chair, and Xbox, and spending 5-15 bucks whatever a month on Gamepass, isn't enough to save his streams. I thought all of that was supposed to point towards a bright new feature for DSP? Guess buying shit to replace a lack of skill, talent, enthusiasm, and restraint doesn't work. Who knew?
I bet he could have paid his bills with that money lol
 
For some weird reason buying a new laptop, chair, and Xbox, and spending 5-15 bucks whatever a month on Gamepass, isn't enough to save his streams. I thought all of that was supposed to point towards a bright new feature for DSP? Guess buying shit to replace a lack of skill, talent, enthusiasm, and restraint doesn't work. Who knew?
These things might not be helping the stream but other things might. He might have to buy something else and claim it was a gift. No idea what that new thing could be, maybe he'll hype up a dog or a bird or something.
 
Oh, is this beyond sweet! This is officially his slowest daytime stream in exactly 2 months. Last time he was lower than this was June 13th with only $59. In fact, it's the only stream in all that time where he dipped below $100.
 
MASSIVE unrecorded begging segment when going on break. He even had the audacity to not only shit on the $72 he received through Super Chats, but he also LITERALLY accused people of knowingly and willingly donating through Super Chats instead of tips to annoy him:

Begging unrecorded begging segment $72 in superchat but i don't need superchats - people going...mp4

Imagine financially supporting this man in any kind of way...

-EDIT- His chat right now:

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Great response Goken, really turned opinions around with the riveting counterpoint of *shrugs shoulders*
 
He will probably hit the tip goal tonight, one of the very few dent heads that he has left will probably blow his load. I think a few of his big swinging dicks have probably started saving for the marathon, but Phil is pulling O.J levels of guilt. Mercock or some other fuck stick will feel sorry for him.

Fell free to throw some optimistic rainbows at me though.
 
Press P to pray that this is the end of whale season

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He said today that he had 900 subs on Twitch? His take from that would be about $2,250/mo as just base pay before any tips or handouts. That's hurting bad.
For context that's just 20% of his income.

The dude can't pay his $1850 mortgage on $10k a month. It's absolute fucking mental...

I cannot begin to understand this. He's going to have a 10-15 year career of making $100k+ minimum and he has nothing to show for it.
 
He said today that he had 900 subs on Twitch? His take from that would be about $2,250/mo as just base pay before any tips or handouts. That's hurting bad.
On top of that, there are apparently suspicions he had a higher take than normal ($3 or $3.50 maybe) which is almost an extra thousand bucks.

EDIT: Apparently this is an uncorroborated claim by AnonyMouse. (Thanks @Dread Pirate Retard for looking into it)
 
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On top of that, there are apparently suspicions he had a higher take than normal ($3 or $3.50 maybe) which is almost an extra thousand bucks.
I could be totally wrong about this but I swear somewhere in the discord leaks he confirmed he got $3.50/sub. I would go check but the leak videos are no longer available. @That Anony Mouse what's up with that? Is there an archived version somewhere?

EDIT: I'm dumb. Archive is on page 2.

EDIT 2: This is the source of the $3.50 figure. An uncorroborated claim by @That Anony Mouse. Make of that what you will.
 
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For context that's just 20% of his income.

The dude can't pay his $1850 mortgage on $10k a month. It's absolute fucking mental...

I cannot begin to understand this. He's going to have a 10-15 year career of making $100k+ minimum and he has nothing to show for it.

If we hadn't found out about his mobile addiction I would have surmised that he had saved at very least a quarter mill by now.

For a long time it was a big mystery how this guy with no kids, no hobbies, and no friends who was making well over 6 figures had no known assets except his condo.

He has invested it in a fucking wrestling mobile game.
 
For context that's just 20% of his income.

The dude can't pay his $1850 mortgage on $10k a month. It's absolute fucking mental...

I cannot begin to understand this. He's going to have a 10-15 year career of making $100k+ minimum and he has nothing to show for it.
One year after having hundred(s) of thousands of dollars in debt discharged in bankruptcy he's living week to week... while making $10k per month
 
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