DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Martys_not_smarty]

DSP thinks a beta just means "free game demo" and not "testing so we can fix these issues in the two months before launch"

I would also add "check the servers latency, integrity and reaction to having several thousand people all with varying computer and internet setups".

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

 

[hundredthousand]

oic showed up, so tips goal is secured.

He is almost singlehandedly supporting this goblin.

 

[Pargon]

Maybe his fans are genuinely concerned and want to force him to learn how to budget. And thios works best if his one time payment is increased instead of a steady trickle of money.

No, I’m pretty sure this is just autists trolling Phil with money and moderately succeeding. I’m not sure Phil faux-sweating it is worth a collective $72 but at least they’re getting him to cry poor while he’s getting money. That’s always good optics.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

MASSIVE unrecorded begging segment when going on break. He even had the audacity to not only shit on the $72 he received through Super Chats, but he literally accused people of willingly donating through Super Chats instead of tips:

Begging unrecorded begging segment $72 in superchat but i don't need superchats - people going...mp4

Imagine financially supporting this man in any kind of way...

Funny how he can see the total amount of superchats, huh? Before it was an enigma. Or was it exclusively dallars till now?

Do you guys think DSP knows what OIC looks like? Would he recognize him when he inevitably comes knocking at his door before he reaches for that axe? Wouldn't be surprised if OIC has been emailing him pictures of his autistic faggot face

If DSP survives that encounter I would definitely want him to realize this is the nutcase who's been keeping him afloat for the past year

*knock knock*
Phil: "Who's there?"
OIC: "Your only friend. I've met your wife on the way here. She is a nice person. This is for you."
Phil:

Spoiler: ...

 

[UaineRunei]

Fun fact: Phil checked to see if he had received a tip from "behind-the-scenes" 30 minutes before his break. Didn't have anything.

A particular moderator appeared during his break, and OneMinuteMan spawned with a $25 tithe. Guess we don't need to figure out anymore who this is.

Edit: Oh my God hahahahaha
Dude, you make this too easy.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah that was pretty fucking low, even for Dave's standards.

meh. It's what I expect from a shitbag.

Funny how he can see the total amount of superchats, huh? Before it was an enigma. Or was it exclusively dallars till now?

Indeed a fascinating development.

 

[kamekmagik]

"im going to be honest, I was making more playing ZELDA then I am doing variety stuff on the series x!"

he's finally seeing it, this is amazing

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's fucking shocking, even for Philip.

Free money and he's complaining about the method people are using.

This is a new low, even for him.

That for real sounded like a crackhead needing a fix. He's acting like he owes the mob money now and they're going to break his legs soon.

 

[Draventren]

MASSIVE unrecorded begging segment when going on break. He even had the audacity to not only shit on the $72 he received through Super Chats, but he also LITERALLY accused people of knowingly and willingly donating through Super Chats instead of tips to annoy him:

Begging unrecorded begging segment $72 in superchat but i don't need superchats - people going...mp4

Imagine financially supporting this man in any kind of way...

-EDIT- His chat right now:

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I thought the streams weren't about money, why is the gameplay - the focus of the stream - mentioned as an after thought after the money?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Reminder that people still don't want to tip DSP because they know he gets their dox and they know he can't be trusted. He KNOWS why people superchat instead of tip, but he's still going to cry like a bitch about it.

Phil has done a lot more than that to discourage tipping. The retards knew to expect a big tip to come in after his water break back when he was pulling that shit, he bans doing math in the chat, he tells them to increase tip amounts to compensate for what PayPal takes, he baits them into tipping because StreamLabs is supposedly being fucky when it isn't, he drops the game to deal with tipping actually not working, he constantly reminds people of how detractors are always looking to dox and harass them for tipping, he tells them to risk their PayPal accounts by using aliases, he blames them for him having their info, and so much more that I'm forgetting.

There is also his obvious contempt for any situation wherein he receives tips for any reason other than him being such an amazing content creator, but I'm not sure how noticeable that one is to the retards.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

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Must be another WWE Champions player. He feels Phil's pain, it's been tough

 

[Kornheiser]

Why does Phil not just stick with a game for a while instead of playing a variety of games? It doesn’t make any sense and he misses new releases due to his autistic schedule.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Fun fact: Phil checked to see if he had received a tip from "behind-the-scenes" 30 minutes before his break. Didn't have anything.

A particular moderator appeared during his break, and OneMinuteMan spawned with a $25 tithe. Guess we don't need to figure out anymore who this is.

Edit: Oh my God hahahahaha
Dude, you make this too easy.

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25+12 = 37. See where I'm going with this?

 

[Comma]

It doesn't matter anymore how much money DSP will get during this stream; the damage has already been done. If he gets $150 or if he gets $300, the mask really slipped today.

 

[Forbidden Math]

"im going to be honest, I was making more playing ZELDA then I am doing variety stuff on the series x!"

he's finally seeing it, this is amazing

Wait so the Xbox isn't going to save his streams??? If only someone could have predicted this...

Just going to say this now: An Xbox Series X isn't going to save DSP's career.

 

[Coke Zero]

I dont even understand his fixation on youtube/twitch checks coming sometime in the future- you've been doing this for over a decade, after 1 month you should have been able to get your finances caught up and be able to use the monthly check to pay your bills. Nobody needs money every single day to pay bills, we all plan our finances around whenever our periodic paychecks arrive. He pretends this money doesn't even exist since he doesn't get it today.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I dont even understand his fixation on youtube/twitch checks coming sometime in the future- you've been doing this for over a decade, after 1 month you should have been able to get your finances caught up and be able to use the monthly check to pay your bills. Nobody needs money every single day to pay bills, we all plan our finances around whenever our periodic paychecks arrive. He pretends this money doesn't even exist since he doesn't get it today.

He even slipped up when he said "after I get my youtube check I'll be good for weeks", and of course for Mr. Semantics 'weeks' can mean two weeks, so right in time for another beg segment.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Glad to see this NEW ERA of DSP streams still has him depending on one fanatic to carry the streams.
Should’ve stuck with Nintendo Switch games for babies, Phil, it’s what your audience wants.
Also it seems KingGoken genuinely believes that Phil needs to spend $10,000 on bills every month, I thought his mods were just complacent with his bullshit.
That’s really fucking sad.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It doesn't matter anymore how much money DSP will get during this stream; the damage has already been done. If he gets $150 or if he gets $300, the mask really slipped today.

It's his addiction. The monster ate like a fucking sultan throughout much of 2020, and now it's kicking Phil's ass harder than Jaha ever could have.

I dont even understand his fixation on youtube/twitch checks coming sometime in the future- you've been doing this for over a decade, after 1 month you should have been able to get your finances caught up and be able to use the monthly check to pay your bills. Nobody needs money every single day to pay bills, we all plan our finances around whenever our periodic paychecks arrive. He pretends this money doesn't even exist since he doesn't get it today.

Phil DOES have his bills in order. The big ones, anyway. That's why he doesn't like getting superchats, he doesn't need them for actual bills because YT checks cover those just fine, and he can't use them for playing Champions.

Fully expect the pigroach to memory-hole talk of not having the money for his mortgage, but if he doesn't get what he wants (a new vest streak), and doesn't go that route, electing instead to keep the narrative going in order to extract those juicy tips, things are going to get interesting. And bad.