WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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See, this is the kind of content I'm after. By God, is he literally spending every waking hour babysitting this game when he's not streaming or eating robust adult-style cuisine? Even if it's just glancing over and clicking the win button every so often, he still has to be carrying the phone and peeking over constantly.
The thing is during versus events, while I was in his faction I found he did nothing! He pay to win’d those hardcore.
During faction events, he played a little, and had shitty teams that took a while to win, but could easily be tech’d out.

I wish I could sit down with him and show him how to play his shitty game, but the sheltered pig roach will never leave his safe space
 
Half the embarrassment of having this be public knowledge is the money he wasted, and the other half is over being exposed as the epitome of a gaming scrub. Phil clearly got into these games to feel good about himself, and the fact that he has to retreat into such a climate to accomplish that completely contradicts everything he has ever tried to assert about himself as a gamer. It is proof that calling him the Worst Gamer Ever is correct. He is too incompetent to be able to flex in anything you can't buy your way into being elite at.

Probably a big part of why he gets so pissy when he loses at fighting games. It's the antithesis of his Champions play.
 
It occured to me a bit too late to post this here instead of the main thread.
Here is Phil admitting, again iirc, to still using the same phone number from his Rambo-love days. This shouldn't change anything however, as the account is undeniably his in any and every way. But for the sake of documenting everything I figured I should add it to this thread as well.

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Edit: adding an archive. I don't know who saved it, but big ups.
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I know DSP is a liar and will just shift goal posts again, but the lack of a "lol" makes it seem like a candid admission by his standards of what would be a sincere vs sarcastic statement.
Reason I disagree is because unlike with a lot of other things he gives sarcastic or shitty answers for, the Champions subject has gotten him really angry in the past, and so this fits in better with the times where he has reacted with rage. Like the idea that he gets tips thanks to detractors, or should spend more time actually playing a game, or inquiries into his relationship with Katherine.

Basically, he's not being jokey here, he's being an indignant little shit. Exactly what I've come to expect any time he's reminded that his mobile gaming addiction is public knowledge.
 

He knows full well that its well known he isn't into chicks especially anime chicks. Is this addressed to his paypigs who don't care even if he were to admit everything right now or is it some weak attempt to throw off tractors and he thinks someone would be dumb enough to go 'durr theres no anime girls in champions guess I was wrong durrr'. Or is it some weird way of reassuring himself of his masculinity? Whats the point of this weird reply?
 
He knows full well that its well known he isn't into chicks especially anime chicks. Is this addressed to his paypigs who don't care even if he were to admit everything right now or is it some weak attempt to throw off tractors and he thinks someone would be dumb enough to go 'durr theres no anime girls in champions guess I was wrong durrr'. Or is it some weird way of reassuring himself of his masculinity? Whats the point of this weird reply?
In addition to everything else, untreated sleep apnea can make you an absolute fucking retard. I have two recently deceased family members who often didn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground after a really bad night.
So put on that sexy jet fighter mask, it won’t alter your dna or make you sterile.
 
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dropping this off.

was gonna make a video on how to calculate this but here we go quickly so y'all can learn and do this in case i drop off this world, plus starting a new job killed my free time

THIS REQUIRES PLAYING THIS GAME AND BEING IN SUCH A MAX LEAGUE THAT YOU CAN SEE DSP'S RESULTS. IM SORRY IF YOU ARE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS ME. PLEASE DONT!

1. take all the points that are said in the game that you can earn and put it in the spreadsheet (i like excel)
2. find out how much points per showdown coin and put that in the spreadsheet. i currently cannot share the excel sheet as im refining it currently
3. showdown coins in versus regular maxes currently at 1680. those coins count in the contest so i add those too, thats regular showdown
4. versus showdown (specific to event) lately maxes @ 22500, and thats for two days (sat, sun), and a reset of coins maxing at est. 50000 coins. this is usually more
5. you get showdown coins at beginning of the last event, SAVE THOSE COINS UNTIL FRIDAY AS THOSE COINS DONT EXPIRE UNTIL SUNDAY OR 7 DAYS FROM EARNING
6. there are free points you can claim on the portal online (3 times maximum) and last one was 200k points. until friday this is an estimate
7. talent up is plausible in these events. Give an estimate of what the pig could earn to max event (this case 26k of attitude era superstars).
7A. there is also extra point methods the game adds like "play the tour using a character" or "spend and buy this package" i lumped those extra points into the talent up because basically you only get a limited amount of points that wont siginificantly boost your score, and can only be bought a few times (20 dollars twice for an extra 10k points per se)
8. you get points for spending 1 coin. include this in calculations as that points is usually a significant boost to try to lure people into this hell
9. after all those calculations, you can find a max that a F2P Player can earn with spending the minimum (1 coin only)

After having all this information, you can take this and find DSP's Score. once you have the score, and subtract it from the max a f2p player gets, you got the difference, or how much the pig spent. Dsp could of spent MORE, but this is an estimate and thinking DSP spent more than that would only give DSP a reason to doubt

Once you have the difference, you take the amount, and divide it by how much a loot coin gets you in points. this gives you how many coins dsp used to try to pull the character

You then take the amount of coins you found, and divide it by the amount of coins you can get for 100 dollars, as that is the cheapest value (example: 400 loot coins divided by 40 coins per hundred dollars = ten loot packages or $1000 dollars worth of coins

that is how i find the minimum DSP could of spent at a given time.

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