Translation: Depending on whether or not he can manage to pull The Miz before next weekend, he may have to try guilt-tripping the retards into covering his ass for whatever actual bills he's really talking about, because even I doubt he's going to risk his condo by not prioritizing the mortgage payment.
And if he really is in need of money for the mortgage, I have to ask why he does this to himself. He's going to read about how dumb he is for whaling out instead of securing his precious big boy house for another month, which we know gets him steamed. But like I said, I doubt he needs money for the mortgage. A bunch of other things, that may or may not be essential? Yeah. But not the mortgage. If Phil takes anything seriously, it'll be that.