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Last time when Phil played Vermintide I forgot the most important detail. I was too awestruck by the shameful display of his skills.

He actually picked the right character for him: "I just pick this fucking guy" Victor Saltzpyre. His third class is Zealot. Don't worry, I won't bore you with details. This class has a cosmetic, you have to buy, that totally fits Dave's theme. Below the two pictures you can see it in its full glory. Oink oink oink!

(first picture, Witch Hunter Captain is on the left, Bounty Hunter in the middle)
victor saltzpyre classes.jpg
victor with pig.jpg

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Stephen Hawking said:
Its astonishing to see such an immature man baby make excuses like:

They started it first "self defense" dood.
Everyone else is doing it, why am I in trouble.
Once again, not my fault.

That ass beating is too late since it would feed his victim complex and his paypigs would give him more pity bucks if he has a black eye.

He just needs a good kick in the balls.
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Back then it wouldn't have been, but today yeah he would spin it to make it look like he was the victim and not the instigator.
 
Fill Bern El said:
Speaking of which, DSP recently said that he quit like 4 different jobs on the spot? Like what the fuck? He mentioned one being that Best Buy job (I think) where they were "trying to get rid of him but it didn't hold up in court" or some bullshit? You'd think there would be some record of this, but then again I doubt anybody has cared enough to search for this specifically.
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How is he so misinformed about how employment works in the united states? Outside of a few exceptions, its pretty easy for employers to let employees go whenever they want for whatever reasons they want. No one is going to court over being fired by best buy. I'm sure a billion dollar multinational corporation knows how to fire employees in a way to avoid potential legal issues for doing so.
 
Coke Zero said:
How is he so misinformed about how employment works in the united states? Outside of a few exceptions, its pretty easy for employers to let employees go whenever they want for whatever reasons they want. No one is going to court over being fired by best buy. I'm sure a billion dollar multinational corporation knows how to fire employees in a way to avoid potential legal issues for doing so.
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Best Buy fires him for cause. DSP files for unemployment. Best Buy contests the claim since he was fired for cause. Best Buy manager fails to document the reason and can't prove cause so unemployment arbiter has no choice but to grant DSP unemployment benefits. Happens every day.

And of course DSP would challenge the initial denial of benefits. He had nothing to lose and winning meant free money to sit on his ass at home. I can already hear his shyster lawyer relative telling him to do it.
 
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I caught a bit of his coult chasing the twitch do better hash tag.

Phil, we know you read this, your narcissism makes it obvious, are you retarded? Not in the insult way but like literaly mentally handicapped.

Holy shit that take and making it about himself days after making a racist joke, sorry racist observation is just...

This void of common sense and self awareness shouldn't be possible.
 
Draventren said:
I can't wait for him to meet the hydra for the first time, that cocksucker too me ages to beat the first time.
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If he even gets that far. The floor leading to the Hydra is a bitch on it's own since you can't simply dash around wildly which is usually a good way to survive. Or when the Fury sisters get into play the one who only says "Muurrdeeerrr" is a real bitch to fight against
 
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Hades has "God" mode which will make the player stronger every time they die until they beat the game. His chat will tell him about that for sure.
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Assuming he doesn't already know and it's the reason he didn't dodge the game.

Of course, I'm also assuming that Phil doesn't randomly duck certain titles, but rather based on foreknowledge that scares him. If I'm wrong about that, good lord is he even dumber than I thought...
Wasabi Panda said:
This void of common sense and self awareness shouldn't be possible.
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It shouldn't, but if you think about it, Phil really can't function without ignoring a list of things longer than the Nile. At least while still being the pigroach, which is an eternal state of being. He craves that little taste of clout, and will go after forever, which necessitates feigning obliviousness to his own well-deserved rep.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
Assuming he doesn't already know and it's the reason he didn't dodge the game.

Of course, I'm also assuming that Phil doesn't randomly duck certain titles, but rather based on foreknowledge that scares him. If I'm wrong about that, good lord is he even dumber than I thought...

It shouldn't, but if you think about it, Phil really can't function without ignoring a list of things longer than the Nile. At least while still being the pigroach, which is an eternal state of being. He craves that little taste of clout, and will go after forever, which necessitates feigning obliviousness to his own well-deserved rep.
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Has he ever played a game before a FAQ/walkthrough was available?
 
Stephen Hawking said:
Jesus, Phil is so detached from reality (hot take I know).

Talking about how he got suspended on Twitch for insulting a viewer and claiming "self defense" and how Twitch is the only job that would punish self defense.

"If someone goes to a sandwich shop and insults you, would you get in trouble if you call them an ugly mother fucker and you look like a Muppet, get out. Only Twitch would punish you".

WRONG STOOPID. Most jobs would fire or discipline you because your the employee and held to a higher standard than a belligerent customer. Insulted a customer in "self defense" escalates the situation and can cause a physical altercation or at worst a lawsuit.

No wonder he was fired from every job.
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Yeah, his analogies are always awful and I don't get why this logic escapes him. Well, I mean, I guess I do know why.

If someone comes in his chat and he, as the moderator and final arbiter of his stream, decides that someone's vulgarity, insults, etc. warrant banning them, then how come him responding with the same behavior doesn't warrant banning from Twitch, as the moderator and final arbiter of their site? Which, as has been said, they didn't even do. They just said they weren't going to remain in a partnership and give money to him for that kind of behavior.

This is just more proof that his criticism of other people as not knowing how 'the real, adult world works' is hilarious. He's barely ever had a 'normal' job, so his frame of reference for conduct in a workplace is him sitting on his couch and calling people idiots and he thinks that's how the whole world works. He actually thinks if some customer or client is being abusive and you, as an employee, respond by telling them 'get the fuck out of here you fucking piece of shit', that you have some justifiable moral high ground, when the reality is that whoever you're working for probably doesn't want ANYBODY yelling and swearing and causing drama in the middle of their place.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
I caught a bit of his coult chasing the twitch do better hash tag.

Phil, we know you read this, your narcissism makes it obvious, are you retarded? Not in the insult way but like literaly mentally handicapped.

Holy shit that take and making it about himself days after making a racist joke, sorry racist observation is just...

This void of common sense and self awareness shouldn't be possible.
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#DSPdobetter

NursezillaX said:
Yeah, his analogies are always awful and I don't get why this logic escapes him. Well, I mean, I guess I do know why.

If someone comes in his chat and he, as the moderator and final arbiter of his stream, decides that someone's vulgarity, insults, etc. warrant banning them, then how come him responding with the same behavior doesn't warrant banning from Twitch, as the moderator and final arbiter of their site? Which, as has been said, they didn't even do. They just said they weren't going to remain in a partnership and give money to him for that kind of behavior.

This is just more proof that his criticism of other people as not knowing how 'the real, adult world works' is hilarious. He's barely ever had a 'normal' job, so his frame of reference for conduct in a workplace is him sitting on his couch and calling people idiots and he thinks that's how the whole world works. He actually thinks if some customer or client is being abusive and you, as an employee, respond by telling them 'get the fuck out of here you fucking piece of shit', that you have some justifiable moral high ground, when the reality is that whoever you're working for probably doesn't want ANYBODY yelling and swearing and causing drama in the middle of their place.
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DSP thinks his stream is HIS place of business and would equate himself with the owner in that scenario. He really took for granted the role Twitch played in providing him with a platform.
 
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"GOD MODE​

Hades’ God Mode doesn’t make you invulnerable or make enemies weaker. Instead, turning on God Mode reduces the damage you’ll take from enemies by 20%.

Further, every time you die and return to the House of Hades, that damage resistance increases by another 2%. The Damage Resistance will only increase if you have God Mode active when you die (meaning you don’t get credit for all the times you died before turning on God Mode). The damage resistance from God Mode maxes out at 80%.


Nothing else about the game changes with God Mode. You’ll still pick up the same items and currencies. You’ll deal the same amount of damage. You’ll hit all the same story beats. All that changes is the amount of damage you take when you get hit."

Never mind it doesn't make him stronger but it will still make the game way easier over time.
 
I love how I've not paid attention to DSP for 4 days, and he's still destitute and still planning on putting on his begging pants for a marathon, almost like I've fast forwarded past some filler episodes.
 
Gramh said:
I love how I've not paid attention to DSP for 4 days, and he's still destitute and still planning on putting on his begging pants for a marathon, almost like I've fast forwarded past some filler episodes.
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I don't know how anybody watches this shit. Nothing new happens. It's just Phil repeatedly treating everybody like shit and demanding money. I'll watch when something new happens.
 
Gramh said:
I love how I've not paid attention to DSP for 4 days, and he's still destitute and still planning on putting on his begging pants for a marathon, almost like I've fast forwarded past some filler episodes.
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It was inevitable tbh. What was most unpredictable is how far and fast he's fallen since getting kicked off the Twitch partnership.
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
DSP thinks his stream is HIS place of business and would equate himself with the owner in that scenario. He really took for granted the role Twitch played in providing him with a platform.
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He also really doesn't understand that such statements highlight how much of a child he is. He doesn't take his situation into consideration when someone gets under his skin, he just automatically lashes out, from pure emotion.
 
Fill Bern El said:
Speaking of which, DSP recently said that he quit like 4 different jobs on the spot? Like what the fuck? He mentioned one being that Best Buy job (I think) where they were "trying to get rid of him but it didn't hold up in court" or some bullshit? You'd think there would be some record of this, but then again I doubt anybody has cared enough to search for this specifically.
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I know the court docs have been posted here but can only find this link, it doesn't load for me, maybe it'll load for you

I remember the employee discount being like $2 lol

source from kiwi post
 
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