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Draventren said:
If he does play Hades, there's not really much you can do to get handheld through it, at least not in my experience with it. The best his fans might be able to do is to tell him what weapons are easiest to use, but even then it's mostly preference. The game is beatable with all of the weapons available, and some synergize better with different blessings. There's not much a guide could even really tell you outside of some basic strategy, or advice on which blessings to take if they're offered.

If he plays Hades, we're going to get Returnal 2.0 bitching. He might even use Returnal as an example of what a good rougelike looks like when he starts getting his ass kicked by mini-bosses or normal rooms.

I can't wait for him to meet the hydra for the first time, that cocksucker too me ages to beat the first time.
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If anything, Elysium(area 3), which is after Hydra, is such a big spike in difficulty that I can already hear him saying the same shit in Returnal about not getting the right RNG and him eating attacks then complaining he can't find any health.

Since it's roguelite there's a bit of carry over after death with currency being used to give you certain permanent bonuses, but holy shit is he going to give us the good ol' Yakuza 7/Dangan treatment where he speculates the story after every interaction with a character.
 
Jesus, Phil is so detached from reality (hot take I know).

Talking about how he got suspended on Twitch for insulting a viewer and claiming "self defense" and how Twitch is the only job that would punish self defense.

"If someone goes to a sandwich shop and insults you, would you get in trouble if you call them an ugly mother fucker and you look like a Muppet, get out. Only Twitch would punish you".

WRONG STOOPID. Most jobs would fire or discipline you because your the employee and held to a higher standard than a belligerent customer. Insulted a customer in "self defense" escalates the situation and can cause a physical altercation or at worst a lawsuit.

No wonder he was fired from every job.
 
Stephen Hawking said:
Jesus, Phil is so detached from reality (hot take I know).

Talking about how he got suspended on Twitch for insulting a viewer and claiming "self defense" and how Twitch is the only job that would punish self defense.

"If someone goes to a sandwich shop and insults you, would you get in trouble if you call them an ugly mother fucker and you look like a Muppet, get out. Only Twitch would punish you".

WRONG STOOPID. Most jobs would fire or discipline you because your the employee and held to a higher standard than a belligerent customer. Insulted a customer in "self defense" escalates the situation and can cause a physical altercation or at worst a lawsuit.

No wonder he was fired from every job.
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You know, sometimes I wish Viscant would have beaten the shit out of DSP, the man needs to learn how to be humble and sometimes that only comes from an ass beating.
 
Draventren said:
If he does play Hades, there's not really much you can do to get handheld through it, at least not in my experience with it. The best his fans might be able to do is to tell him what weapons are easiest to use, but even then it's mostly preference. The game is beatable with all of the weapons available, and some synergize better with different blessings. There's not much a guide could even really tell you outside of some basic strategy, or advice on which blessings to take if they're offered.

If he plays Hades, we're going to get Returnal 2.0 bitching. He might even use Returnal as an example of what a good rougelike looks like when he starts getting his ass kicked by mini-bosses or normal rooms.

I can't wait for him to meet the hydra for the first time, that cocksucker too me ages to beat the first time.
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I bet they tell Phil to use the bow with that one upgrade that makes your special into homing shots. That's how I beat my first run and I think it's generally recognized as the easiest way to win, or it was back when I was reading info on the game. And every boon, heck every door choice is going to be a minute of Phil stalling and consulting chat.
 
Dread Pirate Retard said:
Twitch already told him it was because of hateful slurs, DSP just can't accept that. He is demanding clips of these hateful slurs and I doubt they keep a library of video evidence on hand, they probably just have notes on his account. So this would require some poor intern to sift through thousands upon thousands of hours of RAW unedited KAHNTENT to gather up the clips. He knows this is never going to happen, so he can parade around claiming the ban was unjustified. One of the reasons DSP can gaslight his fans so easily is that the effort involved in verifying his claims is astronomical because of the sheer volume of garbage he puts out. Everyday this man uploads six 1-hour long videos to YT.
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Phil is so fucking dumb. He thinks hateful slurs are faggot, nigger and retard. He still can't grasp that any kind of negative word about any group of people in a sentence can be considered hateful slurs. I actually wish Twitch would outright tell him this just to shut him up. During his time on Twitch he was one of the most hateful streamers I've ever seen. The mother fucker called himself The King Of Hate and still denied being hateful.
 
Gezkill said:
You know, sometimes I wish Viscant would have beaten the shit out of DSP, the man needs to learn how to be humble and sometimes that only comes from an ass beating.
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Its astonishing to see such an immature man baby make excuses like:

They started it first "self defense" dood.
Everyone else is doing it, why am I in trouble.
Once again, not my fault.

That ass beating is too late since it would feed his victim complex and his paypigs would give him more pity bucks if he has a black eye.

He just needs a good kick in the balls.
 
Stephen Hawking said:
Jesus, Phil is so detached from reality (hot take I know).

Talking about how he got suspended on Twitch for insulting a viewer and claiming "self defense" and how Twitch is the only job that would punish self defense.

"If someone goes to a sandwich shop and insults you, would you get in trouble if you call them an ugly mother fucker and you look like a Muppet, get out. Only Twitch would punish you".

WRONG STOOPID. Most jobs would fire or discipline you because your the employee and held to a higher standard than a belligerent customer. Insulted a customer in "self defense" escalates the situation and can cause a physical altercation or at worst a lawsuit.

No wonder he was fired from every job.
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Again note: he is not banned/suspended from twitch. He left on his own.
 
UaineRunei said:
Although I would love to see him struggle with Hades, his paypigs are gonna handhold him regardless of the game or difficulty.

They literally write a full tutorial of any game and they make sure that even a gorilla can understand every step, including where to find the best gear, how to get high stats fast, op weapons and builds, etc.
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I'm a huge fan of this game and am robustly interested to see where piglet gets filtered.
Vic Viper T301 said:
I bet they tell Phil to
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Can we not do that thing where someone in this thread spills the easiest way to cheese the game he's about to play
 
Iron Hamster said:
Again note: he is not banned/suspended from twitch. He left on his own.
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He's like a tic that latches onto whatever movement/event is happening so he can gain clout and try to become relevant again.

Also, his reaction to the twitch situation is how he handled all his previous partners/jobs. When they would fire him for being a stubborn asshole he would trash talk them.

This is all just his coping mechanism, remember he believes he is this "underdog" that is fighting the corrupt system when in reality he is just a dumbass who got popular and now has an ego the size of Florida.
 
Stephen Hawking said:
No wonder he was fired from every job.
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Speaking of which, DSP recently said that he quit like 4 different jobs on the spot? Like what the fuck? He mentioned one being that Best Buy job (I think) where they were "trying to get rid of him but it didn't hold up in court" or some bullshit? You'd think there would be some record of this, but then again I doubt anybody has cared enough to search for this specifically.
 
SocietyLiver1488 said:
Can we not do that thing where someone in this thread spills the easiest way to cheese the game he's about to play
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This is Phil we’re talking about. He’d still find a way to mess it up and blame the person, who had to super chat/tip to get the message across, that they’re wrong and brain dead for even offering this garbage advice.
 
Stephen Hawking said:
Jesus, Phil is so detached from reality (hot take I know).

Talking about how he got suspended on Twitch for insulting a viewer and claiming "self defense" and how Twitch is the only job that would punish self defense.

"If someone goes to a sandwich shop and insults you, would you get in trouble if you call them an ugly mother fucker and you look like a Muppet, get out. Only Twitch would punish you".

WRONG STOOPID. Most jobs would fire or discipline you because your the employee and held to a higher standard than a belligerent customer. Insulted a customer in "self defense" escalates the situation and can cause a physical altercation or at worst a lawsuit.

No wonder he was fired from every job.
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Its amazing how childish his cope is here. How hard is to just ignore the person insulting you? Why do you need to cuss out and insult everyone who says something negative about you? Like you said, in any other job a customer or co-worker being rude to you doesn't give you a free pass to say whatever you want back at them. Part of being mature/professional is being the bigger person in these kinds of situations.
 
Fill Bern El said:
Speaking of which, DSP recently said that he quit like 4 different jobs on the spot? Like what the fuck? He mentioned one being that Best Buy job (I think) where they were "trying to get rid of him but it didn't hold up in court" or some bullshit? You'd think there would be some record of this, but then again I doubt anybody has cared enough to search for this specifically.
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Dsp still writing fanfics about his own life, either he was quitting over the most minor inconveniences (muh back) or this just never happened and he quietly handed in his notice.
 
50 bit bitch said:
Dsp still writing fanfics about his own life, either he was quitting over the most minor inconveniences (muh back) or this just never happened and he quietly handed in his notice.
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You can't quit a job and then claim unemployment benefits. If he filed for unemployment and that claim was disputed then he was fired, no ifs ands or buts.
 
Fill Bern El said:
Remember when DSP made that racist joke about the black lady robbing those characters the other day? He said it was observational comedy, but it just occurred to me that it's quite literally not observational comedy unless it was a joke using stereotypes...Which would still make it racist based on how he said it.
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Your issue here is you aren’t thinking like a brain-damaged 39-year old.
He was OBSERVING what was happening dood nyuhuh.
 
UaineRunei said:
Although I would love to see him struggle with Hades, his paypigs are gonna handhold him regardless of the game or difficulty.

They literally write a full tutorial of any game and they make sure that even a gorilla can understand every step, including where to find the best gear, how to get high stats fast, op weapons and builds, etc.
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Hasn't he said before that he despises roguelikes? How long before this one gets sent to banworld due to that?
 
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