Susan tolerates naked yoga on her site. You really think she will bother with a singing pig? As long as you don't cross the political line (whatever that line is) you are safe. And DSP is so insignificant that he will most likely float around (also too insignificant for Twtich to keep as a partner)
Rape is definitely one of those things that Youtube doesn't tolerate. You're right on the fact that he just floats around the rules though, like a fart in a small room, doesn't go away.
Imagine how pissed DSP's parents are that their blood will end when he dies.During yesterday stream he said that both him and Kat agreed to not having children and that they wanted to have a family with "pets and stuff like that", but if you listen closely he says the following: "Blah comments did a superchat says 'ever thought about kids to pass your legacy to?' No Kat my wife and I don't want too..."
He was going to say Kat doesn't want to have children with his autistic ass but caught himself to save face lmao. Phil pets are not children and that's not having a family, if you read this I want to tell you we know you are just coping for being so undesirable that no woman will ever have sex with you or have children with your bankrupt manchild ass.
Also I noticed when transcribing Phil that not only he uses words and phrases wrong all the time like in the other thread,but he also does random noises and doesn't construct proper sentences, in this case for example he said "blah comments did a superchat says" instead of "blah comments did a superchat and says" and he also said EEEAA! after saying that but I decided not to add it to the quote,another example for about a year ago is when he was playing Call of Duty he said BRAAAWAA! in the middle of a rant (I can't find my post now). I usually just filter these things out but its so autistic if you pay attention.
✂️ I want a family of pets
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To be fair DSP not reproducing is a very good thing, Imagine all the suffering at home and bullying for being the spawn of the Goutlord.
Her application would be denied as she doesn't make enough money to realistically afford the rent. Her credit is likely in the tank as well.
The rent in Renton starts around $1k/month. With the amenities Phil and Kat would want, they wouldn't be able to touch an apartment in Renton for under $1,700/month.
Nope, everyone has a duty to previous generations to continue the line. It sounds autistic but it's true, all of us owe the world the next generation to continue to build society into better civilisations. Everyone gets this except white westerners.
A few years ago, back when WingsOfRedemption's drama was kicking off I was impressed with all of his stream animations and the overlay having only been exposed to DSP's garbage tier overlay. Fast forward to today and DSP still has the same, awful stream overlay. Based off of Fiverr's results it wouldn't even cost him but $100 to have an actual overlay with slick animations etc.
We should take bets how many attempts he needs to get past the first boss. Especially since you can't face tank since every new escape attempt randomizes the items and encounters
You talk about a duty to build society into better civilization, how are you gonna do this when you want two social parasites, Dave and Khet, to reproduce? Genetics is important and their genetics are shit, environment is important and both of them can't even care for themselves, let alone a kid. The only fruit those two would be able to produce is gouty, demon-possessed parasites sucking at the teet of civilization. Dave and Khet won't reproduce and it's a good thing.
Although I would love to see him struggle with Hades, his paypigs are gonna handhold him regardless of the game or difficulty.
"Good, now I'm away from that annoying fucking bitch of cat I would've powerbombed if they chewed on my wires again, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK"
This is the same clown who acts as if Khet's cat understands human speech. Phil thinks Jasper understands that Phil speaks to an invisible audience and gets jealous. He imprisons Jasper in the bedroom because it's human sleeping time. And don't let us forget that Jasper is his son.
Luckily he already preemptively blamed his fans for this.
it's always the shittiest songs you hear for like fucking 2 seconds that somehow get stuck in your head, it's too consistent and fucking miserable
The ones that get stuck in my head are the Proto Man song and “I Am a Fuckin’ Hedgehahg.”