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Would you mind explaining this PayPal thing? I must have missed this, and I'm too lazy to look for it.
The other guys nailed it but here is the PayPal link to the updated fees.


I could see him putting to $2 as the minimum in the future because math is forbidden.
 
Hey fellas. I missed yall.

Here's something i picked up over the break yesterday. Phil, in his audio-only schedule said we could be headed for a fundraiser this friday.
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Fortunately you guys already picked this up but i thought this audio message was particularly scummy from Phil.
Once again Dave is like a kid who puts a splitter on a hose and doesn't understand why they're not getting double the water.

Also he said he was fine after the last begathon, guess that never happened.

His begathons are basically the last thing he can think of to make cash besides putting on different outfits, which he has to realize is completely retarded. If they're becoming basically weekly now then what's he gonna do when needs some extra cash for sweaty jpegs?
 
My theory is Phil never wanted to move away from his parents. We know he's a huge Mama's Boy that's needed them to do everything for him in his life. It's those damn harlots that have always pressured Phil into having a place of his own... Philip Burnell is not an incel nerd! His co-worker that would be so impressed and fuck Phil daily because of his new condo. Leanna pressured Phil into moving to a faraway state. Catherine is near certainly only with him because he has his own place in not Bumfuck, Michigan.
For me it's the opposite. He's been back in CT once to see them since he moved there. It's reasonable to assume he didn't even want to go back on that occasion either and was probably guilted into it by his mother. 50 bucks says he actually tried to play "but muh busy schedule! I can't take time ahff work, maumdood!" after telling her over the phone that he was getting married to a halfwit they hadn't ever met before. If his parents actually paid for the wedding (mashing X) then it was to be used as leverage to get him once in the span of 5 years to behave normally and allow your fucking parents to be in attendance at your wedding instead of letting him skip the ceremony to play Fallout again. Plus they both hated being there and seemingly phil only enjoyed the food in a twist no one saw coming. For my money he probably couldn't wait to get away from them and flex his independent machoor adult prowess. Bankrupt within a sham marriage, in the throes of a gambling addiction and no doubt in need of real mental health counselling. This spacka really dabbed on maum and dahd and proved he can adult with the best of them.
 
Phil doesn't want to spend time with his parents or anything, he wants them to do all the annoying hard things in his life like doing laundry and knowing not to flush everything down the toilet
 
Phil doesn't want to spend time with his parents or anything, he wants them to do all the annoying hard things in his life like doing laundry and knowing not to flush everything down the toilet
He also wants them to just hear him complaining about trolls and Twitch when he calls them once a month.

Just imagine being one of his parents and have to tolerate a prestream everytime your failure of a son calls you.
 
I agree with that much.. but that's why he bought himself a soulmaid. I suspect he lives in real fear of not having someone there to wipe his ass for him. Though I doubt he could stand the inability to LIMB his parents when they do what every detractor online does and call him out for being a baby-man-tard. He knows he can't usurp the senior salvagno thumbs so he chose to flee from them as far as he could the same way he bails out of every perceived confrontation these days. This is just how I read him anyways you could be right and he misses them running after him and cleaning up the mess he makes at home.
 
I'm a few days behind. Did Manroachpig get an increase in his allowance from Momwifehorse for cleaning his plate without making a mess like a good boy?
 
I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him.
I dunno, wasn't he always just a gigantic wuss? Wasn't he afraid of the gardeners with their leaf blowers?
 
The thing is, his parents are his ticket out of his problems though. I can only assume his dad has a decent life insurance policy, and that he get's their house when they pass.
Phil won't get shit from his parents. And if by some small miracle he does he'll run it into the ground. Look what happened to his condo, can't imagine what he'd do with a house. Though, I'd love to see Phil inherit a house "thanks for the generous donation, mom and dad, that'll help pay my phone bill" and then figure out it's underwater.
 
Unless of course his dad croaks first, leaving his mom to spend all that money.
Phil got his bad spending habits from his Mom. There were days where She dumped him into the arcade so she could go spend Dave's money come back, feed the little piggy, and go buy something for Phil and head home to buy more stuff off of QVC while chain smoking.

Ever wonder why Phil likes taking his Daughter and Pack Horse to the local Mall weekly.
 
Actually a fan of dsp…. In the way you’d watch a train crash. You can’t help but look.
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I honestly can't tell if DSP is lazy or genuinely afraid to leave his house outside of his "errands day." Maybe both?

I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him. That's why he rejects all advice to sell his condo; he NEEDS that gate. Like the other day when he stopped his stream to go check on a car. It feels like something is going on "behind the scenes" that we don't know about yet.
I personally think it's as simple as DSP knowing what kind of trolls WingsOfRedemption has had to put up with, and the fear someone who similarly wants to really fuck with him will come along someday. Phil has, as many here have noted, so far lucked out (pigroach luck!?...) in terms of this. For all the complaining about us "mentally ill" detractors Phil has done, I suspect he knows this, and is terrified at the prospect of that luck running out one day. (More recently and specifically, the fact that OIC has been putting out weird vibes along those lines, as many have noticed here, probably hasn't helped.)
 
I just realized something. You guys talk about the black begging shirt, today he was in the red and white capt confident shirt. He wore it when he demanded (lmao) the apology from twitch previously.
 
Occam's Razor. I don't think it has to be even something we missed but the simple fact that he is a coward. It has only got worse over time. He use to get backed down in the FGC but he could rely on it being a small community. There were a lot of big personalities in the FGC (still are) but most would just stop at beating his ass if need be. He was afraid of that and getting made a fool of which is immediately back down and try to apologize behind the scenes.

I think the belief he has that the neighborhood gate (to which the gate code has long since leaked) can keep him safe from harm are waning. He used to brag about his "axe by the door" the he would "stab someone with if they broke in." He now acknowledges he would just barricade himself in his office and call the police. His delusions of grandeur are fading.

The reality is that he is talking mad shit to people online. People are hurting. You don't know that person who makes a genuine comment to improve your stream that you mock, might just take exception to what you say. They might just realize, "I have nothing to lose." Then that gate won't mean anything. That door lock won't either.

Phil knows that is a possibility and it fucking terrifies him. Hence why he leaves the house once a week with his wife/maid/second set of eyes. And yet he keeps being a cunt to everyone around him. Just my take though.
Jesus fuck. Laying it all out like that really puts how fucked his daily life is. If Dave didn't have streaming, he might be one of those nutjobs recording every moved branch and red car for gangstalking.
I'm not surprised that he'd be genuinely worried about something his fans might do. I'm actually shocked that we haven't reached the point where fans break in to steal some genuine Italian hair from his combs.
 
I just realized something. You guys talk about the black begging shirt, today he was in the red and white capt confident shirt. He wore it when he demanded (lmao) the apology from twitch previously.
I personally love the "depressed gray/green plain t-shirt", because he usually is wearing it when he's drunk at a night stream playing some shitty game. I also really like when he puts the microphone right in front of a light source, so it seems that he's covered in sweat.

Example:
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The thing is, his parents are his ticket out of his problems though. I can only assume his dad has a decent life insurance policy, and that he get's their house when they pass.
Too bad the nudniks at the property management company will call him instead of emailing like their told to.
 
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