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Massively Strong Greed said:
Ah yes, because I definitely needed HBO Max to watch Infinity Train and Close Enough. Fucking moronic pigroach.
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Phil can’t even be arsed to update his laptop for half a decade. You really think he has enough gumption to yo-ho-ho it down to some torrent client to watch what he wants?

We have people like Phil to thank for the current state of media and for that alone he oughta be strung up by his scrotum.

Yeah, yeah, MATI, fuck off, don’t come weeping to me three years from now when you literally can’t buy anything on disc anymore, you can’t buy uncensored-for-Western-audiences manga anymore and all TV shows are just spin-offs of various Cinematic Universes.
 
Pargon said:
Phil can’t even be arsed to update his laptop for half a decade. You really think he has enough gumption to yo-ho-ho it down to some torrent client to watch what he wants?

We have people like Phil to thank for the current state of media and for that alone he oughta be strung up by his scrotum.

Yeah, yeah, MATI, fuck off, don’t come weeping to me three years from now when you literally can’t buy anything on disc anymore, you can’t buy uncensored-for-Western-audiences manga anymore and all TV shows are just spin-offs of various Cinematic Universes.
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I didn't even use a torrent, I literally just used a "watch cartoon online" site with uBlock Origin.
 
TJGamebox said:
Sup fuckers

it still baffled me that DSP said he doesn’t have hbo max so he can’t watch the suicide squad, then an hour later say he has DoorPass
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I honestly can't tell if DSP is lazy or genuinely afraid to leave his house outside of his "errands day." Maybe both?

I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him. That's why he rejects all advice to sell his condo; he NEEDS that gate. Like the other day when he stopped his stream to go check on a car. It feels like something is going on "behind the scenes" that we don't know about yet.
 
Massively Strong Greed said:
I didn't even use a torrent, I literally just used a "watch cartoon online" site with uBlock Origin.
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Yeah, knowing Phil he’d try that with no adblock and with Windows Defender completely disabled and no other malware and that will somehow be the way in for North Korea to get the launch codes and that’ll be the end of that.
 
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Salubrious said:
I honestly can't tell if DSP is lazy or genuinely afraid to leave his house outside of his "errands day." Maybe both?

I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him. That's why he rejects all advice to sell his condo; he NEEDS that gate. Like the other day when he stopped his stream to go check on a car. It feels like something is going on "behind the scenes" that we don't know about yet.
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My gut feeling tells me that he doesn't want to have a surprise visit from OIC. Or the other day when he thought someone broke into his home. Whatever it is, he brought it upon himself - that's for sure.
 
Salubrious said:
I honestly can't tell if DSP is lazy or genuinely afraid to leave his house outside of his "errands day." Maybe both?

I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him. That's why he rejects all advice to sell his condo; he NEEDS that gate. Like the other day when he stopped his stream to go check on a car. It feels like something is going on "behind the scenes" that we don't know about yet.
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Prolly one of his crazy ass fans is stalking him. Dave should be waaaay more afraid of his brainwashed fans, than the evil tractors who just want to sit back and laugh.
 
I cant with these kingmichael screencaps. Observing Phil's ever increasing Wheelchair Espada is really the best part of the Goutsphere.
 
Salubrious said:
I honestly can't tell if DSP is lazy or genuinely afraid to leave his house outside of his "errands day." Maybe both?

I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him. That's why he rejects all advice to sell his condo; he NEEDS that gate. Like the other day when he stopped his stream to go check on a car. It feels like something is going on "behind the scenes" that we don't know about yet.
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Occam's Razor. I don't think it has to be even something we missed but the simple fact that he is a coward. It has only got worse over time. He use to get backed down in the FGC but he could rely on it being a small community. There were a lot of big personalities in the FGC (still are) but most would just stop at beating his ass if need be. He was afraid of that and getting made a fool of which is immediately back down and try to apologize behind the scenes.

I think the belief he has that the neighborhood gate (to which the gate code has long since leaked) can keep him safe from harm are waning. He used to brag about his "axe by the door" the he would "stab someone with if they broke in." He now acknowledges he would just barricade himself in his office and call the police. His delusions of grandeur are fading.

The reality is that he is talking mad shit to people online. People are hurting. You don't know that person who makes a genuine comment to improve your stream that you mock, might just take exception to what you say. They might just realize, "I have nothing to lose." Then that gate won't mean anything. That door lock won't either.

Phil knows that is a possibility and it fucking terrifies him. Hence why he leaves the house once a week with his wife/maid/second set of eyes. And yet he keeps being a cunt to everyone around him. Just my take though.
 
Salubrious said:
I honestly can't tell if DSP is lazy or genuinely afraid to leave his house outside of his "errands day." Maybe both?

I feel like something happened to DSP that we missed in the last 10 years. I mean, he's always been a lazy asshole, but I really feel like something outside of the trolls has triggered some sort of paranoia in him. That's why he rejects all advice to sell his condo; he NEEDS that gate. Like the other day when he stopped his stream to go check on a car. It feels like something is going on "behind the scenes" that we don't know about yet.
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My theory is Phil never wanted to move away from his parents. We know he's a huge Mama's Boy that's needed them to do everything for him in his life. It's those damn harlots that have always pressured Phil into having a place of his own... Philip Burnell is not an incel nerd! His co-worker that would be so impressed and fuck Phil daily because of his new condo. Leanna pressured Phil into moving to a faraway state. Catherine is near certainly only with him because he has his own place in not Bumfuck, Michigan.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
My theory is Phil never wanted to move away from his parents. We know he's a huge Mama's Boy that's needed them to do everything for him in his life. It's those damn harlots that have always pressured Phil into having a place of his own... Philip Burnell is not an incel nerd! His co-worker that would be so impressed and fuck Phil daily because of his new condo. Leanna pressured Phil into moving to a faraway state. Catherine is near certainly only with him because he has his own place in not Bumfuck, Michigan.
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The great irony of this is that Leanna wanted to move to Florida and DSP literally chose the farthest place from Florida that was still in the continential US.
 
It is good to be back after I picked out the pictures of the trucks and not the trains. I wonder how many of Phil's fans can't make it on to the Farms now.

This week has potential to be quite good with a raise in minimum tips thanks to PayPal, and a lot of begging, Phil might just stumble his way into a failure of a fundraiser (on Friday?).

We are into the Pig days of Summer now and things are going to get sweaty.
 
AlexiTheTrucker said:
Occam's Razor. I don't think it has to be even something we missed but the simple fact that he is a coward. It has only got worse over time. He use to get backed down in the FGC but he could rely on it being a small community. There were a lot of big personalities in the FGC (still are) but most would just stop at beating his ass if need be. He was afraid of that and getting made a fool of which is immediately back down and try to apologize behind the scenes.

I think the belief he has that the neighborhood gate (to which the gate code has long since leaked) can keep him safe from harm are waning. He used to brag about his "axe by the door" the he would "stab someone with if they broke in." He now acknowledges he would just barricade himself in his office and call the police. His delusions of grandeur are fading.

The reality is that he is talking mad shit to people online. People are hurting. You don't know that person who makes a genuine comment to improve your stream that you mock, might just take exception to what you say. They might just realize, "I have nothing to lose." Then that gate won't mean anything. That door lock won't either.

Phil knows that is a possibility and it fucking terrifies him. Hence why he leaves the house once a week with his wife/maid/second set of eyes. And yet he keeps being a cunt to everyone around him. Just my take though.
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It always makes me laugh when Phil tries to puff himself up with his bullshit 'you'll be arrested the SECOND you set foot in muh gated community, and you'll go to JAIL, because it's PRIVATE PROPERTY and that's ILLEGAL! Don't try it, KID!'

The back of his house is an open fucking field leading into a small wooded area with just a shitty little fence separating his backyard from it. Literally anyone could walk right up to the back of his house anytime they wanted.
 
Agent Proper said:
It is good to be back after I picked out the pictures of the trucks and not the trains. I wonder how many of Phil's fans can't make it on to the Farms now.

This week has potential to be quite good with a raise in minimum tips thanks to PayPal, and a lot of begging, Phil might just stumble his way into a failure of a fundraiser (on Friday?).

We are into the Pig days of Summer now and things are going to get sweaty.
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Maybe that'll be Derich's question for tonight. "Phil, do you prefer trucks or trains? Phil, do you prefer trucks or trains? Phil, do you prefer trucks or trains? Phil, I need your help because I don't know the difference"
 
Agent Proper said:
It is good to be back after I picked out the pictures of the trucks and not the trains. I wonder how many of Phil's fans can't make it on to the Farms now.

This week has potential to be quite good with a raise in minimum tips thanks to PayPal, and a lot of begging, Phil might just stumble his way into a failure of a fundraiser (on Friday?).

We are into the Pig days of Summer now and things are going to get sweaty.
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Would you mind explaining this PayPal thing? I must have missed this, and I'm too lazy to look for it.
 
Poo Twister said:
Would you mind explaining this PayPal thing? I must have missed this, and I'm too lazy to look for it.
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My turn to field one...

PayPal increased their cut from 30 to 48 cents. So Phil past the costs down. A one dollar tip costs the DSP cuck 1.48, and that's if I'm not misunderstanding and it's a percentage.
 
Poo Twister said:
Would you mind explaining this PayPal thing? I must have missed this, and I'm too lazy to look for it.
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Paypal increased their fee on small transactions so he only gets something like 48 cents on the dollar so he increased the minimum so he's always at least get $1.
 
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