WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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I think he didn't, he did announce that he'd have to hold another "pay muh bills" begathon soon though. Like I suspected "pay muh bills" begathons will be a monthly occurrence.

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From his 'tism schedule that he posted today
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He means Saturday the 14th
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jfc what is wrong with this prick? Can't you have just a little bit of dignity? Like even 1%?
 
well the faction feud starts 7pm est so he will miss a few hours of it. probably grind the rest until 3pm est prestream which.. OH MY THATS WHEN THE FACTION FEUD STOPS!
 
That 100$ tips goal is never going to see the light of day again,

Rest in peace sweet greed prince.
$200 a day isn't enough. He'll starve on that pittance. Think of Jasper too! Poor cat won't get his daily caviar. Plus the bills. So many bills. Don't ask what bills but there's a lot of them. Sound good?
 
jfc what is wrong with this prick? Can't you have just a little bit of dignity? Like even 1%?
Honestly, we can probably credit ourselves to an extent for fueling his desire to indulge in this not-so-secret habit of his. It was one thing when it really was a secret, when he was able to truly relax and lose himself in his flexing online in front of so many other losers like him. But then we found him, sweet deranged Nigel got him kicked from all those guilds, and we've been tracking his whaling and shitting on him for it ever since. That HAS to be making him want to have at it out of spite. We know how much of a child he is.
 
Really tragic (but interesting) to see an adult man burn money on such a shitty mobile game - would undoubtedly be better if he bought heroin for the money. Black tar heroin before a fifth reskin of The Miz any day.
 
I've always laughed hard at DSP's addiction to WWE Champions. He couldn't possibly have a sexy addiction like drugs or poker. No, Phil is addicted to a fucking mobile game. It's such a Phil thing to be hooked on.
 
Indeed it is, and that probably contributes to his hatred for us quite a bit. He has tried to label us as making shit up, but 1) every time he does that, he is blatantly lying about there not being any actual drama and we're the ones above all others who know it, and 2) he has read here enough to know, despite his stupidity, how it works on the Farms. He knows we don't like made-up bullshit to laugh at. He knows we're only interested in that authentic, genuine lolcow milk. The good stuff. The idea that Phil was hooked on a mobile game so bad that he dumped enough to buy another BMW into it didn't become truly funny until it became a lot clearer that it was way more than just a possibility. He knows we didn't get as much out of it until it started getting him tilted on stream, which we know only happens for one reason.
 
Translation: Depending on whether or not he can manage to pull The Miz before next weekend, he may have to try guilt-tripping the retards into covering his ass for whatever actual bills he's really talking about, because even I doubt he's going to risk his condo by not prioritizing the mortgage payment.

And if he really is in need of money for the mortgage, I have to ask why he does this to himself. He's going to read about how dumb he is for whaling out instead of securing his precious big boy house for another month, which we know gets him steamed. But like I said, I doubt he needs money for the mortgage. A bunch of other things, that may or may not be essential? Yeah. But not the mortgage. If Phil takes anything seriously, it'll be that.
He phails to realize (acktually he doesn't since he saw first hand with the connecticondo), unlike actual mature adults, that it takes 3 months missed payments to even think about getting the ball rolling on losing the condo. That's $4500. Again, he's preying on the wheelchair ignorance.
 
Though it's worth noting that the retards don't seem to be unaware of Phil being a con man. They just make the stupid mistake of giving him money anyway because they're basically chasing a high just like he does when passes those tips on to Scopely. Phil isn't pulling the wool over anyone's eyes nearly as much as he likes to think he does (because his ego couldn't take the truth). He's just really lucky in this respect, to have enough people who are just like him to leech off of until his heart fails.
 
DSP did not rank at all in this event. It was a feud event which was “””grindable””” or you had to waste 7 hours of time to get the minimum score without spending so this was obvious. I don’t think he cut down on spending, just that he couldn’t pay to win this one
 
DSP did not rank at all in this event. It was a feud event which was “””grindable””” or you had to waste 7 hours of time to get the minimum score
Actually, that's another angle I'd be interested in. You do breakdowns of how much money he must have spent based on the # of coins etc, but can you figure out a minimum of time the same way? Like, if he must necessarily have played X matches that take Y seconds each, then he has to have spent Z hours on the event.
 
Actually, that's another angle I'd be interested in. You do breakdowns of how much money he must have spent based on the # of coins etc, but can you figure out a minimum of time the same way? Like, if he must necessarily have played X matches that take Y seconds each, then he has to have spent Z hours on the event.
the event had a "faction feud points" contest. you got 7 million points, you got all the solo points you can get for the miz faction feud solo contest. i averaged about 120k points per 10 minutes. thats about 583 minutes (9.71 hours) to max IF you dont got any contest people. Snoop, viking raiders, and Drew Mcintyre could get you about 3.5m points alone! Snoop is 1m points and dsp, as far as i know, doesnt have snoop. so 4.5 million points, or 375 minutes or 6 hours and about 15 minutes average :D points can be shortened also by using any HHH, or cracking open miz but i didnt count those as those make the game drag longer if you dont have ZHHH. he does so you could say 6 hours to be exact.

THIS DOESNT INCLUDE WAITING FOR YOUR TEAMMATE TO FINISH TOO! IF HE TAKES 20 MINUTES, YOU TAKE 20 MINUTES.


the max milestone was for a few more miz bags to try to pull him for "free". (27 hours without any contest characters)

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4.5 million points, or 375 minutes or 6 hours and about 15 minutes average :biggrin: points can be shortened also by using any HHH, or cracking open miz but i didnt count those as those make the game drag longer if you dont have ZHHH. he does so you could say 6 hours to be exact.
See, this is the kind of content I'm after. By God, is he literally spending every waking hour babysitting this game when he's not streaming or eating robust adult-style cuisine? Even if it's just glancing over and clicking the win button every so often, he still has to be carrying the phone and peeking over constantly.
 
Top 20 got new snoop. There’s the “slight” chance he pulled it but I didn’t see his roster go up
There’s a high chance he pulled something if you know what I mean
See, this is the kind of content I'm after. By God, is he literally spending every waking hour babysitting this game when he's not streaming or eating robust adult-style cuisine? Even if it's just glancing over and clicking the win button every so often, he still has to be carrying the phone and peeking over constantly.
Most people in my gaming circles will pick up a ported mobile-to-console game (like gems of war), play until they’ve gotten enough trophies or achievements to make their total go up, buy a microtransaction or two and finally go “Why tf am I doing this” and quit.
As it should be.
 
We've figured out how much money Phil put into the game. Another factor that we always need to have with us is the time he put into the game itself. Instead of doing something useful, he has been like a squatting vulture over his mobile, pumping hours in a crappy mobile game. Pathetic, tragic but oh so fun to follow
 
I guess the other part of this time calculation is: how much of this is per-day? It seems like some parts of this event last 3 days, but other parts only 1 day. So I assume it's really something less than 6 hours a day - perhaps as low as 2.

Which makes sense, because if it really was 6 a day, it would be nearly impossible for him to be whaling elsewhere, which I still find probable.
 
I guess the other part of this time calculation is: how much of this is per-day? It seems like some parts of this event last 3 days, but other parts only 1 day. So I assume it's really something less than 6 hours a day - perhaps as low as 2.

Which makes sense, because if it really was 6 a day, it would be nearly impossible for him to be whaling elsewhere, which I still find probable.
Is Phil spending around $200 at least per day?
 
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