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Missed you fags <3

Since the topic of Phil sex has been brought up and we know at most the only sex between khet and phil is the occasional hoof job. Do you think phil has done anymore than the bare minimum for sex? I imagine panadalee did all the work and phil laid there all grossed out squirming and praying for it to be done.
I think I said a while back or in another thread, Phil is too selfish and lazy for sex. I think it was said in the Kat thread, someone was joking or speculating about them being in a polyamorous relationship that I totally fucking buy. If Phil has any sort of sexual desire in him that isn't offset by years of alcohol abuse, low testosterone, and/or ED, it is going to be really rare instances. It wouldn't surprise me if Kat was going elsewhere and Phil knows, implicitly if not explicitly, and doesn't care. Hell, he might be on board with it since it makes his life easier, one less person to worry about.
 
Will DSP increase the minimum ammount for tips?

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I'm glad the site was up for the mukbang but sad it was down for DSP announcing bi-monthly marathons. Step-up paypigs, it's not your fault DSP was banned from Twitch's partner program but you better start paying for it.

Big ups Hate Army Watch
 
Sup losers

I'm glad the site was up for the mukbang but sad it was down for DSP announcing bi-monthly marathons. Step-up paypigs, it's not your fault DSP was banned from Twitch's partner program but you better start paying for it.

Big ups Hate Army Watch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KoaFIUEQtL8

He now has to have a special fundraising event twice a month but if you tell him to get a real job he'll say he makes more money streaming than anything else he could possibly do. I don't know about you guys but I have a normal-ass 9 to 5 and I don't have to hold special fundraising events twice a month.
 
Will DSP increase the minimum ammount for tips?

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So expect Phil to increase his tips goal each stream from $150 to $300+ per stream. The begging will be great. He does have another option for receiving money and that is using a crypto wallet. Transfer fees are low and if he leaves some of that money for a few days to years, he could easily multiply his money. Also if he accepted certain stable cryptocurrencies like Tether then he doesnt have to worry about the coin dropping too much or at all. What am I saying, Phil cannot even install Windows 10 to use a stream deck so why would he even try making a crypto wallet. At this point he might be better off accepting only superchats since creators get a higher split than what PayPal is doing.
 
I'm glad the site was up for the mukbang but sad it was down for DSP announcing bi-monthly marathons. Step-up paypigs, it's not your fault DSP was banned from Twitch's partner program but you better start paying for it.

Big ups Hate Army Watch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KoaFIUEQtL8
I guess I am getting too deep into the vortexc. I called this out a month ago that we will get bi-monthly begathons. I didn't expect it to come so soon though. Won't take long he will make weekly begathons (although he is doing daily ones as of right now disguised as gameplay streams)
 
an1337 gets money from paid subscriptions and he has a lot of them, he doesn't have ads enabled.
I feel like you're talking out of your ass dude. If you go to An1337's YouTube page he doesn't even have a membership join button (DSP's page below as an example).

You do realize that subscriptions (free) and memberships (paid) are different things right?

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We back, babyyy

Phil still didn't outlast us, at least for now.

But anyway, just want to say that yesterday's prestream was amazing. I highly recommend to you, people. But the best part was when he said that "he can't sell the house because people will need to visit and see the conditions and everything, and he's WORKING ack ack ack dumbfucks"

Then, when asked about how people that have normal jobs sell their houses, Phil amazingly said: "Well, because it's easier to them! They don't need to stay in the house, so they just need someone else to stay in the house to show everything. I'm here, so I can't do that!" - or something like this, don't remember exactly.

Phil is amazing.
 
WE'RE BACK BABAY!

Gin Tweets comin in early

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Phil here is my reply: Anyone who makes Twitch their livelihood is a fucking moron and deserves to be punished. Twitch thots for example are usually smart: they use Twitch to promote themselves and make the real money via other means *cough* OnlyFans *cough* And YOU good sir violated the partnership agreement and any reputable employer would kick people out who are not viable to present them. Think about that while you are drinking Gin
 
Will DSP increase the minimum ammount for tips?

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I read her handle as @LolcowTV first. Yeah, I believe he'll do it as soon as he finds out / reads the farms.

"Not only do I earn half the money I did on Twitch - where by the way Jeff Bezos can fuck himself! I will never buy from Amazon again! I mean, I will never tell an anonymous fan what to order after an extensive period of research. Slipp of the tongue, right? No! Now Paypal is fucking me! Those greedy assholes. So the minimum amount you will...can tip me is 1,52 $ now. Please, you have to understand. I have bills to pay. Sound good?"

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We back, babyyy

Phil still didn't outlast us, at least for now.

But anyway, just want to say that yesterday's prestream was amazing. I highly recommend to you, people. But the best part was when he said that "he can't sell the house because people will need to visit and see the conditions and everything, and he's WORKING ack ack ack dumbfucks"

Then, when asked about how people that have normal jobs sell their houses, Phil amazingly said: "Well, because it's easier to them! They don't need to stay in the house, so they just need someone else to stay in the house to show everything. I'm here, so I can't do that!" - or something like this, don't remember exactly.

Phil is amazing.
I honestly wanted someone to burst in his room and bust his kneecaps with a baseball bat in that pre stream.

Also expect the tips goal to get back to 200$ after the 13th august after not reaching the goal and having to make up for it.
 
So to sum up what we missed when the Farms were down Phil had one $7 stream and is going to lose the house again but his chair has really good lumbar support

Did I miss anything?
 
WE'RE BACK BABAY!

Gin Tweets comin in early

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This fucking idiot is conflating "shadowbanning" (a policy and software mechanism) with "[removal] from the Partner program without any justification" (a legal action).

ONCE AGAIN Twitch can dissolve your Partner agreement at any time and for any reason and they have no legal or policy responsibility to give you any reason or explanation for why.

He's. So. Fucking. Stupid.
 
Deja-vu this sounds almost word-for-word the same spiel he did back in July about upcoming big bills before the payment from Youtube.
 
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