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Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
phil's detractors are spinning off their channels as live streamers, or news channels, james and an1337 are already having their own gameplay livestreams, soma julius cruz does livestreams with tihydp and ofc memology who spun his main channel off as a news-shitposting channel and he is more successful than phil's 13 yo legacy.
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Minor point but An1337 doesn't monetize his content and James is an autistic faggot. Carry on.
 
Ching_Chong said:
Supposedly he ordered water. Course, he could be lying but you never know.
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did he order indigenous water aka firewater?

Piece of Peace said:
Minor point but An1337 doesn't monetize his content and James is an autistic faggot. Carry on.
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an1337 gets money from paid subscriptions and he has a lot of them, he doesn't have ads enabled.
james is getting exposure to sell his books and probably has ads on (I haven't disabled my adblocker since 2005 and I use opera on android)
soma, snort burnell and the rest are on 10k+ subscribers with 1/3 to 1/2 the daily views that phil gets.
phil could easily get 5k+ from ads alone if he had 10-15 videos per month showing his bloopers.
 
uncritically said:
all someone needs to do is photoshop a helmet on him, and he would truely look like a tard
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He is the Führer of the tards, only uses the finest paper plates to show his dominance and wealth.

dsp tard feast helmet.jpg

gettingthatgrooveback said:
This one takes the cake. Oh my God.
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Agree. Maybe he meant eating it like a male ape and not like a man.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
did he order indigenous water aka firewater?


an1337 gets money from paid subscriptions and he has a lot of them, he doesn't have ads enabled.
james is getting exposure to sell his books and probably has ads on (I haven't disabled my adblocker since 2005 and I use opera on android)
soma, snort burnell and the rest are on 10k+ subscribers with 1/3 to 1/2 the daily views that phil gets.
phil could easily get 5k+ from ads alone if he had 10-15 videos per month showing his bloopers.
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I'm sure there was such a thing as organic water, he would buy it even though it's marked up an additional $4.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
1-2 days ago Dark Dave earned almost as much, if not more, as phil in tips. DDM had a $50 and $20 just during phil's pre-stream, without even counting all the $5 and $2 donations.
phil's detractors are spinning off their channels as live streamers, or news channels, james and an1337 are already having their own gameplay livestreams, soma julius cruz does livestreams with tihydp and ofc memology who spun his main channel off as a news-shitposting channel and he is more successful than phil's 13 yo legacy.
I don't even have to mention kf, which has built a whole section on the site on phil's back.
being a detractor is a viable business plan and these guys have proven it.
When your detractors are more successful than you, it's time to pick a different career path.
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Call me the crazy one, but I wouldn't want to owe someone like Dave my entire streaming career. Also, they're all just as bad as Phil and - no surprise really- attract the same audience as phil. DDM's stream is worse than Phil's with those obnoxious lawnmowers and that shit flashed on screen and his chat is full of retards just as bad as Dave's, James is a lolcow himself who is jealous of Phil, Soma Julius "I'm a loseeeer" Cruz makes the same few jokes over and over again every single video thus making his videos unbearable to watch after the first 3 for anyone who isn't a complete autist (so just as low effort as Phil) and LSB and An1337 are lolcows in the making.

Just imagine needing Dave's streams to make it as a streamer.
 
AckedyAckTheSecond said:
Just imagine needing Dave's streams to make it as a streamer.
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Most of them are so low effort aswell. A shitty microphone, a speech impedeiment and a few Kiwi Farm/reddit pages to read out loud must be in the job description for being a Phil youtube detractor.

And these lads deal with criticism about as well as Phil does, and are too autisitic to see the irony that they are churning out shitty content about a shitty content creator.

You just got to sit back and :story:
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Years and years ago I worked at a Sonic. The majority of all orders at Sonic are drinks. Slushies, shakes, ocean water, etc. Ice cream is next. Food is the least popular and the kitchen pretty much didn't care about the quality of the food. We'd cook a bunch of hamburger patties and then they sat on the flat top grill to keep them warm. This also dried them out and made them nasty. If Phil said the burger was dry, that's because they sit there forever until someone orders one.

Only a couple of pickle slices and one piece of lettuce? No ketchup or mustard? Yeah, that's how they come, retarrrr. Phil should know this, it isn't his first time going to Sonic. Need proof?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7epMoIT2KS0
Watch the video, it's only a minute and a half. Phil says Sonic is a place Leanna and him frequent. They go there at least once every time she visits him.

Here he is eating almost the same exact meal he ate today on stream.

PHIL IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES!!!
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In the Video he says: "It's good food...and definitely beats the local stuff like McDonald's and Burger King and stuff like that."

To give him the benefit of the doubt, he just compared fast food chains there. What I would guess though is that actual restaurants are too much work for him. Sitting down, reading more than shiny and colorful signs, waiting for the waitress, eating food with cutlery and from real plates...and at the end giving a tip. It would at least explain his vocabulary - robust, flavorful. I have the feeling the only spices he knows are salt, pepper and sugar. Maybe Leanna tried to feed him with something else.
 
Imagine if Kat had a normal family that she had to introduce her retard husband to when they came over on Christmas.

He's what every father dreads their daughter will marry one day.
 
hundredthousand said:
Imagine if Kat had a normal family that she had to introduce her retard husband to when they came over on Christmas.

He's what every father dreads their daughter will marry one day.
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Kats upbringing and family are so fucked up I wouldn’t be surprised if Kat cut off all communication with them especially since she has a comfy if unexciting life with Phil.
 
Isolated . retarded khet was easy picking for Predator Phil
''OBS error !? - baby I got you, did I mention I am a homeowner? .............''
Khets sister is a mentalist as well with a worse hairline than Phil and I believe has stated Khets a retard
 
Can't believe i missed him playing Vermintide...not a fan of that genre of game but i know teh lore from other games and have played it a liitle bit,

Him being confused when seeing the Skaven in a game called VERMINtide killed me.

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Sorry to double post but let me get this straight.

When he was playing classic sonic on the genesis mini and people were clamouring to wear the sonic hat he refused because it would make him look stupid.

Now he eats food from a place called Sonic that has NO CONNECTION to the autism magnet and he wears the damn hat?
 
Full Race Replay said:
Kats upbringing and family are so fucked up I wouldn’t be surprised if Kat cut off all communication with them especially since she has a comfy if unexciting life with Phil.
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And it's her fucked up upbringing that makes me understand why she would marry someone like Phil. She went through all of that and now just wants a retarded simple man with retarded simple needs.
 
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