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It works, Phil always gets more money. Doing back-to-back Saturday marathons may finally be pushing it, though.
Personally, I thought he was pushing it the first time he wanted to do a fundraiser for himself. Normal people do it for charity but Phil IS the charity. It also irks me that he's never given anything to charity, not even a few hours of his time.
I can already see Phil reading the comments, with his right hand ready to hit block like some sort of western outlaw fingering the trigger of his gun.
It's the only fingering he gets to do.
 
He would rather pay a premium delivery fee (not $5 like he claims) then drive 8 minutes to get his own food. Mainly because he knows his squad of morons will cover the cost.
what if he drives there and theres like 4 other cars in the drive thru? imagine how badly he'd be inconvenienced!
 
Phil should just live-stream his driving to get shit instead of playing vidya. It would be fun to see how he reacts in the real world.
 
the only correct answer is the foot long chili dog and chili tots, but you can get that crap anywhere, hes gonna skip out on the drink menu because he has to get it delivered, thats dumb because that drink menu is arguably the only reason to go to sonic.
Nice to see a fellow high-class kiwi with a sophisticated palate.
 
The cheeseburgers and other food are nothing special.
Yeah but you just wait to see him chewing for 1 minute, make all sort of weird expressions and telling how the top bun tastes exotic, the meat is something pretty salty, but with some tastes of liquid smoke and ketchup is from a [insert closest supermarket here].

Then he says that's a mixed bag.
 
Phil is really fucking himself over by not getting drinks cuz he is getting it delivered. Those master shakes are like a billion calories but are the best part about sonic. The cheeseburgers and other food are nothing special.
Its all merely for the flex. And not playing a video game
 
How can people stand his fighting game streams? All he does is brag like a mong when he wins and rip on the opponent, or blame lag and mashing when he loses.
Well I really like them. Or I used to really like them. Now that he tries to duck anyone remotely good. But, fighting games are why I am here. Like as I recall I found him because I was gonna take SF4 seriously, and I had found that looking up how to not play games was a good second step in gittin gud. So I searched "how to not play SF4" and the rest is history.

But I also really like fighters. I also like watching people act like they are good at things. See humility is important. If I sit down and go I am a little rusty, then get like 50% wins. Then I look like I underestimated myself. If I sit down and call myself the best overall gamer in the country and the Top US EVO player and get bodied twice, I look like a jackass.

So really there is a lot of catharsis in watching him get fucking schooled by Goji. Because he loses so clean and his wins are so sloppy that you know. Whatever little bit of dignity and respect he has for himself, just dies.

TL;DR Its a community thing really, if you know, you know.
 

DSP:
"They don't deliver the shakes, likely bc they'd melt on the way :("

Seven seconds of research:
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Also, yeah DSP the entire milkshake will melt during the ten minute drive from that Sonic to your gout fort.

Why on earth would he lie about something like this? Or is he just still genuinely this fucking stupid after nearly four decades on Earth?
 
It also irks me that he's never given anything to charity, not even a few hours of his time.

Funnily enough, one time, when the subject came about, I believe it was because some other, likely blue-haired streamer was doing a charity stream, Phil said they were doing it for selfish reasons, because it reflected well on them or whatever. While I'm sure there is some benefit to doing a charity stream, I'm pretty sure it's negated by the money you'll "lose" doing it, but alright, so far, it's just D.S.P.'s run-of-the-mill inability to fathom other people not being as selfish as him.

But where that little rant got funny is that Phil said that for this reason, he would never tell anyone if he gave to charity, trying to imply (I believe he kept it at an implication) that he did give to charity all the while negating the possibility of him ever proving he directed money away from his fat jowls or W.W.E. Champions account. Of course, that pretense came crashing down during his bankruptcy when he had to write a fat 0 in front of the amount he had donated to charity.
 
Let's look at Sonic's menu...

Cheeseburger
Hot Dog
Chicken Sandwich

10,000 different drinks
Ice Cream

Wow! What a variety!

How much money should I give Phil to tell me what a chicken sandwich tastes like? I hope he gets a cherry limeade too so he can explain the difference between lemonade and limeade.
Since we dont have Sonic's here, how would you rate their food?
 
DSP:
"They don't deliver the shakes, likely bc they'd melt on the way :("

Seven seconds of research:


Also, yeah DSP the entire milkshake will melt during the ten minute drive from that Sonic to your gout fort.

Why on earth would he lie about something like this? Or is he just still genuinely this fucking stupid after nearly four decades on Earth?
It's a scorching heatwave in Renton today, 65F. Phil would DIE if he went outside.

Also, an actual heatwave is coming for his area later this week throughout most of August so prepare for more whining.
 
Since we dont have Sonic's here, how would you rate their food?
I've had Sanic several times, I'd rate it as better than McDonald's and worse than Chick-fil-A or In-N-Out. Basically, dedicating any stream time to eating this very middling "cuisine" makes you a legitimate fucking retard.
 
Funnily enough, one time, when the subject came about, I believe it was because some other, likely blue-haired streamer was doing a charity stream, Phil said they were doing it for selfish reasons, because it reflected well on them or whatever. While I'm sure there is some benefit to doing a charity stream, I'm pretty sure it's negated by the money you'll "lose" doing it, but alright, so far, it's just D.S.P.'s run-of-the-mill inability to fathom other people not being as selfish as him.

But where that little rant got funny is that Phil said that for this reason, he would never tell anyone if he gave to charity, trying to imply (I believe he kept it at an implication) that he did give to charity all the while negating the possibility of him ever proving he directed money away from his fat jowls or W.W.E. Champions account. Of course, that pretense came crashing down during his bankruptcy when he had to write a fat 0 in front of the amount he had donated to charity.
Claiming that another streamer doing an event for charity is "selfish" is just typical projecting and jealousy.

I had a good laugh looking through those bankruptcy files. So many lies, except that "Charitable Donation" section, it was about the only accurate thing in there.
 
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