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Rusty_Shackleford3 said:
I really fucking hate how he gloats (and/or) whines about eating out once a week. We know this idiot wanted $100 before he bought breakfast. Do they buy three meals on their "day off"? That will mount up really quick, especially for someone who cries poor.
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One of the worst fucking things Phil does to his image is talk about the eating part of his life. Why? Because he can't do it while maintaining his narrative of always being broke. That would be the case even if he didn't have his insufferable need to flex, AND his disconnect with reality, with the way everyone else lives. Which he obviously does. Phil should've chosen long ago to never talk about food, all it does is draw attention to how empty his life is, and how full of shit he is with his talk of needing that money badly.
twattycake said:
He did not say it outright but the implication was that it was cruel and unreasonable to make him give up restaurant meals.
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And that right there makes his talk of food even worse, because 1) everyone knows damn good and well that Phil has more than just the one nice thing in his life that he gets to enjoy, and 2) if that really were the case, Phil has complete control over changing that.

God it's obnoxious when he acts like his life is awesome one second and totally sucks the next. And then when people point it out, he chimps out, instead of knocking that childish shit off.
DeeTracktor said:
He was ranting during the Pre-Stream yesterday because someone asked him why he doesnt go and pick up his food for ''Feasting with The Pig'' and save on the delivery charge.
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Way to make yourself NOT look like a lazy asshole with a fragile ego, pigroach...
 
Dickers458 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fSW_ujLTpoM
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He claims it takes 25 minutes one way to get to Sonic. It would take him an hour to get the food. He also says it would only save him 5$ (Door Dash/Uber Eats fees are between $10-20, I used it once, I won't do it again it is such a ripoff).
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DeeTracktor said:
He was ranting during the Pre-Stream yesterday because someone asked him why he doesnt go and pick up his food for ''Feasting with The Pig'' and save on the delivery charge.

I'll see if I can find it and edit this post
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because the last time he went to pick up food for a stream he was mildly inconvenienced by the existence of other customers in the drive thru which caused his break to last 45 minutes! so now he just eats the $10+ in uber eats fees + tip + inflated restaurant menu prices just so he can sit on his ass and continue to beg and since its a begathon someone usually comes around and covers those costs with a single tip.
BallBuster said:
He claims it takes 25 minutes one way to get to Sonic. It would take him an hour to get the food. He also says it would only save him 5$ (Door Dash/Uber Eats fees are between $10-20, I used it once, I won't do it again it is such a ripoff).
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you assume phil isnt driving hunched over, white knuckled, hands at 10 and 2 like some old grandma who insists on driving 15-20 mph under the speed limit. the mean streets on renton are dangerous, he could get killed in an accident!
 
On the topic of Phil's racist jokes, Phil puts as much energy into racism as he does into every other aspect of his life. "India... BOLLYWOOD! Black girl? LOOK OUT SHE'LL STEAL ACK ACK" Racism is an art form. You can't just list some basic stereotypes and expect it to be funny. Very disappointed in Phil. I know he has good racist jokes in him if he applied himself.

TheGoutburglar said:
I've seen people decent at 3rd Strike bodied by Sean mains, it really isn't so embarrassing by itself. When someone knows their character, they can accomplish wonders. Even Twelve can take out Chun-Li so long as they do it the way you need to, for that match-up.

But Phil doesn't follow rules, ever, and still expects to win, so he embarrasses himself with his losses constantly. Even in the one game he knows, Super Turbo, players who evolve take him down, because he knows nothing of adaptation. And still expects to win, especially since that's supposed to be his game.

Also, Goji doesn't main Sean. He mains Alex, who isn't top tier in 3rd Strike, yet still clowns on Phil.

I would wonder why he bothers lying about this, but Phil once used a fake foot for no reason and denies falling asleep right after doing exactly that. It's a reflex at this point, burned into his neurons after years of giving himself so many reasons to lie to save face because he can't be bothered to do better in life with some actual effort. And with being the laziest he has ever been, those reasons just pile up by the hour these days.
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Yeah, Phil obsesses over matchups and thinks they're the endgame meta of every fighting game when at his skill level it's not even important. He's also such a flowchart scrub.

Just recently I was watching a SF2 video with him from when paypal was down, it was DSP's Cammy vs a Honda, and he did mixup into grab twice, then Honda adapted and Phil was totally lost. Eventually he actually put the controller down and said "I give up. This is fucking pointless. He sits there mashing. Wow you're a great fucking player." Against E Honda.
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It's brainless flowchart play. You can even see the Honda wiggling his block high and low very clearly readying a charge. The only reason Phil likes SF2T is because he's played it so much he can go on autopilot and do ok. If it was a new indie fighting game that came out today and he was trying it out for the first time he'd call it unbalanced garbage gameplay.
 
BallBuster said:
He claims it takes 25 minutes one way to get to Sonic. It would take him an hour to get the food. He also says it would only save him 5$ (Door Dash/Uber Eats fees are between $10-20, I used it once, I won't do it again it is such a ripoff).
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Thanks, I was having a hard time clipping google maps in my post
 
BallBuster said:
How can people stand his fighting game streams? All he does is brag like a mong when he wins and rip on the opponent, or blame lag and mashing when he loses.
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The SF Collection he plays is less entertaining because it's stale, even by DSP khantent standards.

Newer fighting games are funny because he has no idea how the game works, but his ego is bloated so big that he has to bullshit about "ahnline scrub tactics" or mechanics not working properly. Even though he knows nothing about the game.

If you know the game and can see how much shit he is talking, it helps. Games which display "COUNTER" when he is caught mashing and crying that he was blocking can be fun to watch.
 
Swallow Moon said:
The SF Collection he plays is less entertaining because it's stale, even by DSP khantent standards.

Newer fighting games are funny because he has no idea how the game works, but his ego is bloated so big that he has to bullshit about "ahnline scrub tactics" or mechanics not working properly. Even though he knows nothing about the game.

If you know the game and can see how much shit he is talking. Games which display "COUNTER" when he is caught mashing and crying that he was blocking can be fun to watch.
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Never forget
I'm a casual piece of shit and even I don't panicmash this hard.
 
BallBuster said:
He claims it takes 25 minutes one way to get to Sonic. It would take him an hour to get the food. He also says it would only save him 5$ (Door Dash/Uber Eats fees are between $10-20, I used it once, I won't do it again it is such a ripoff).
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We all know the real reason is because he doesn't want to go outside, and especially not drive anywhere. How do we know this? Because he never fails to come up with excuses to stay in his condo. Normal people don't do that.
Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
I know he has good racist jokes in him if he applied himself.
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Well, that's the thing about Phil: he actually doesn't. His lack of effort throws people off at times, but he is in fact too stupid to attain much even when he tries.
Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Yeah, Phil obsesses over matchups and thinks they're the endgame meta of every fighting game when at his skill level it's not even important. He's also such a flowchart scrub.

Just recently I was watching a SF2 video with him from when paypal was down, it was DSP's Cammy vs a Honda, and he did mixup into grab twice, then Honda adapted and Phil was totally lost. Eventually he actually put the controller down and said "I give up. This is fucking pointless. He sits there mashing. Wow you're a great fucking player." Against E Honda.
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Never forget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0ERSebGc04I'm a casual piece of shit and even I don't panicmash this hard.
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This is why watching him play fighting games, more than any other genre, even racing games, is the most painful, yet also the most revealing. It is very clear that he was always a scrub. His 4th place at EVO 2005 means nothing, because just about anybody else who has such accomplishments under their belt can say that they've done better in other games than Phil ever has.

I'm sure you've seen the grudge match between Viscant and LowTierGod. Phil has no business calling himself a former pro fighting game player, because Dale would've destroyed Phil if the pigroach had been his opponent that day instead of Viscant. Guaranteed. It's simply way too easy to confuse Phil with the slightest adjustment. Fucking AI in single-player games made for children do that to him constantly, what chance does he ever stand against a human being with a triple-digit IQ?

All this would be forgiveable, even entertaining, if he didn't simultaneously act like such a chickenshit over it.
 
All this fighting game talk has got me thinking, since Dave hates any game that's not Super Turbo did he ever play any of the SamSho games? I checked and the answer is no. I'm surprised he never did play any SamSho games because that entire series is basically Super Turbo with weapons. There are no crazy bells and whistles, no extended 100 hit ToDshit combos, 5 different meters etc. It's a series that has kept mechanics very simple, combos short and damage from single hits high. Just like Super Turbo, it's all about spacing and utilizing those "advanced fighting game fundamentals" that Dave brags about all the time.
 
BallBuster said:
He claims it takes 25 minutes one way to get to Sonic. It would take him an hour to get the food. He also says it would only save him 5$ (Door Dash/Uber Eats fees are between $10-20, I used it once, I won't do it again it is such a ripoff).
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well you see broke ass nudnik when you make so much $$$ these little 5 and 10 dollars charges dont even fucking faze you
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
All this fighting game talk has got me thinking, since Dave hates any game that's not Super Turbo did he ever play any of the SamSho games? I checked and the answer is no. I'm surprised he never did play any SamSho games because that entire series is basically Super Turbo with weapons. There are no crazy bells and whistles, no extended 100 hit ToDshit combos, 5 different meters etc. It's a series that has kept mechanics very simple, combos short and damage from single hits high. Just like Super Turbo, it's all about spacing and utilizing those "advanced fighting game fundamentals" that Dave brags about all the time.
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It has anime girls and HE'S MARRIED, STOOPID.
I can already hear him yelling "WOW random super and now I have no sword, just kill me" or the same thing when he dies to an actual super or issen.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
All this fighting game talk has got me thinking, since Dave hates any game that's not Super Turbo did he ever play any of the SamSho games? I checked and the answer is no. I'm surprised he never did play any SamSho games because that entire series is basically Super Turbo with weapons. There are no crazy bells and whistles, no extended 100 hit ToDshit combos, 5 different meters etc. It's a series that has kept mechanics very simple, combos short and damage from single hits high. Just like Super Turbo, it's all about spacing and utilizing those "advanced fighting game fundamentals" that Dave brags about all the time.
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A new one came out recently too. SF2T and MVC2 are the two things in his entire life he spent effort on and admitting he's only mid-to-low tier at fighting games would damage his ego far too much. He will never be humble enough to learn a new fighting game ever again.
 
BallBuster said:
He claims it takes 25 minutes one way to get to Sonic. It would take him an hour to get the food. He also says it would only save him 5$ (Door Dash/Uber Eats fees are between $10-20, I used it once, I won't do it again it is such a ripoff).
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And it shows he doesn't tip if it only saves him 5 bucks.
 
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