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There needs to be more interactions like this. Too bad Phil is so lazy to do a retort, that he'll block them instead.

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That guys a bodybuilder just like Phil, he just spec’d into Sumo.

Sumo lads are still incredibly and strong and lift regularly and have incredible legs overall. Nikocado is just a butter golem.



Hell, there are dudes who have the shadow abs showing through all that fat, like Tochinoshin.

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There needs to be more interactions like this. Too bad Phil is so lazy to do a retort, that he'll block them instead.

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Nowadays he would block him instantly and then proceed to "laugh" at the guy for 20 minutes during his pre-stream.
 
Never forget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0ERSebGc04I'm a casual piece of shit and even I don't panicmash this hard.
Phil always forgets or rather says "his truth".

My official diagnosis is Schizophrenic Compulsive Lying Disorder. Often caused by high amounts of sodium you find in fast food and repressed homosexuality which leads to the scamming of hyper disabled credit card owners, colloquially known as "denthead wheelchairs".

Exhibit #105783:
 
Content Creator: All right, let's go on a drive to Sonic with my wife! Haha yeah, not gameplay but it's gonna be funny bros!

Khantent Creator: DOOD I can't go outside! My wife is working! I need to pay double price for a less interesting version of fast food so I can painfully shovel it into my stroke mouth while begging for tips! Sound good?
 
The fact that Phil won't drive there to pick anything up has me thinking that that's probably a factor in his refusal to stop streaming and get a 9-5. It may even be the biggest factor, considering how much he avoids leaving his pigpen for any fucking reason.
He would rather pay a premium delivery fee (not $5 like he claims) then drive 8 minutes to get his own food. Mainly because he knows his squad of morons will cover the cost.
 
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Phil shouldnt be expected to drive an hour away you guys

It's 6 minutes away by car
I like how he bitches about this but did the same thing for his Wendy’s DSP Tries It ~6 months ago where he left for like 2 hours during his marathon to go get the sandwich and bitched they fucked up his order.
 
I think he didn't, he did announce that he'd have to hold another "pay muh bills" begathon soon though. Like I suspected "pay muh bills" begathons will be a monthly occurrence.

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From his 'tism schedule that he posted today
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He means Saturday the 14th
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You hear that, paypiggies? You get a FREE special event marathon by not tipping Phil any money. What a deal!
 
I really don't get Phil's thinking on "special marathons"
People aren't giving me money, maybe they have no money left to give me... I know, I'll ask them for MORE money, that'll get them to give me the money that they don't have.
Real smart, Phil. Valedictorian way of thinking.
 
I really don't get Phil's thinking on "special marathons"
People aren't giving me money, maybe they have no money left to give me... I know, I'll ask them for MORE money, that'll get them to give me the money that they don't have.
Real smart, Phil. Valedictorian way of thinking.
The begathons aren't for wallet money, they are for wallet money + sofa cushion money. As in you paypigs better find daddy some god damn money or the belt is coming off.

Fortunately for him his faggot whales actually like that.
 
I really don't get Phil's thinking on "special marathons"
People aren't giving me money, maybe they have no money left to give me... I know, I'll ask them for MORE money, that'll get them to give me the money that they don't have.
Real smart, Phil. Valedictorian way of thinking.
It works, Phil always gets more money. Doing back-to-back Saturday marathons may finally be pushing it, though.
 
Phil always forgets or rather says "his truth".

My official diagnosis is Schizophrenic Compulsive Lying Disorder. Often caused by high amounts of sodium you find in fast food and repressed homosexuality which leads to the scamming of hyper disabled credit card owners, colloquially known as "denthead wheelchairs".

Exhibit #105783:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8d8wN81PtLI
This is when I truly love Phil. He says “I’ve learned to not say never”…if he stopped right there he’d be fine…it would be pretty good self-awareness. But, he just can’t stop talking…30 seconds later he’s literally saying NEVER and speaking in absolutes. He’s that person that we all know…that you finally just say, “Christ man, just stop talking and you’ll be fine”. Phil’s mouth writes so many fucking checks.
 
Content Creator: All right, let's go on a drive to Sonic with my wife! Haha yeah, not gameplay but it's gonna be funny bros!

Khantent Creator: DOOD I can't go outside! My wife is working! I need to pay double price for a less interesting version of fast food so I can painfully shovel it into my stroke mouth while begging for tips! Sound good?
This was like 30 seconds after he had said that he was browsing the menu with his wife. Why the fuck would his wife want to browse the menu with him for something she wouldn't be around for? Is this a family tradition? Let's all crowd around and look at the mystical Wendy's menu together and marvel at the wonderful treats and cuisine? Was Jasper on his lap?
 
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