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TheKatIsNowGone said:
"She's a girl who will talk to me so we're soul mates!"
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ct05 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANh6IQqdM5s:385
god this video makes me laugh
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My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.
 
Cardef1121 said:
My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.
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She did give us vacuum sounds during his stream, I want some more of that, maybe she barges into the room, vacuum cleaner in tow and just cleans up around him
 
Cardef1121 said:
My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.
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I’ve never met anyone who had cleaning as a hobby. I’m sure even people who do it obsessively don’t actually like it.
Rusty_Shackleford3 said:
She did give us vacuum sounds during his stream, I want some more of that, maybe she barges into the room, vacuum cleaner in tow and just cleans up around him
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That would be great cause then we wouldn’t have to listen to his asinine bullcrap for the duration of the vacuuming and you know that office is fucking disgusting.
 
Hogan of the South said:
Don’t these pay cucks have more important things to drop money on? Bottles of aspirin, rope, maybe some actual therapy?
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They are where they are for the same reason Phil is: tragic stupidity.

What's fucked up is that they deserve Phil, but Phil still manages to be awful enough to not deserve them any more than he deserves the audience he actually wants.
Cardef1121 said:
My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.
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If Kat actually said that, she's smarter than she lets on. But I'm pretty sure Phil just made that shit up, because holy fuck is it way more believable when he makes himself look like a child in need of a mommy to cook his din-din and clean up after him. I don't think I need to explain why that is.
Poo Twister said:
He's wearing the silver vest, cowboy hat and that shit eating grin.
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I assumed Phil was going to begrudgingly accept Cuck back into the vortex, entirely for the money, while keeping a sharp eye on him, but if he really is stupid enough to think he can still trust the autistic crazy imbecile, oh boy is this going to funny and ugly...
 
25 Invisible push-ups said:
I’ve never met anyone who had cleaning as a hobby. I’m sure even people who do it obsessively don’t actually like it.

That would be great cause then we wouldn’t have to listen to his asinine bullcrap for the duration of the vacuuming and you know that office is fucking disgusting.
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Of the few recent shots we've had of it, it's clear he quickly abandoned that "cleaning regimen" of his. It's still the same dusty, filthy little pigsty. How long till he gets ear infection 4 (or whatever he's at now - maybe he's going for a record)?
 
How's that ear wax taste Phil?
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TheGoutburglar said:
Or trying to avoid the humiliation, because we know he reads this place, and are looking for signs of his return.

Though it doesn't really matter if Cuck decides to try hiding like this, because Phil can be counted on to give it away. Did he do a tipquisition on this supposed new whale? I'll bet he didn't bat an eye.
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He stopped doing the tip audits to every tip a couple weeks ago. So this means one of 3 things: 1 he recognizes the name/email addy attatched to the tip. 2 he doesn't give a shit if they are legit because he's a greedy pigroach and 3 the whole "chargeback" saga was b.s and not nearly as bad as he claimed so he could bait pity tips and be a victim.
 
Cardef1121 said:
My favorite line from that video is how cooking and cleaning are her hobbies and that she loves to do them; being where the 'soul maid' moniker came from.

Obviously, she turned out to not be very good at either, though, since she can only make packaged dinners and his awface is as cluttered and dusty as ever... Unless she avoids that because it's a manzone.
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I recall shortly after she moved in she gave him an awesome surprise to wake up to. She cleaned the office for him. Dusted and vacuumed away years of darksy defil's dead skin cells. Clearly it was a one time deal and hasn't been cleaned again since by kyasarin. No point in even wondering if phil himself has ever done it. Spending most of his life in that putrid office it's some kind of miracle the most he's come away with are ear infections that he himself is mostly at fault over. I await the pneumonitis dust allergy arc when the stress put upon him by the asshole american healthcare phone queues quadruple his objective reality anxiety.
 
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