So would I, not just because today's Phil doesn't handle it with dignity, but also we have his new concern with OiC being a psycho stalker who's going to make him rub the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again.
What I find entertaining is that he and Kat have so little between them when it comes to a relationship that, upon hearing noises, his mind doesn't go right to Kat being home. Why? Not just because of paranoia, but because Phil clearly only is aware of his wife's arrival based on the time he thinks she's supposed to be home, not because it's a regular thing for her to say anything upon her arrival. Or before. A lot of married couples text each other that they're heading home now, because it matters to them.
On top of that, not once has Kat interrupted a stream, intentionally or no. You would think that would happen from time to time, that Kat would forget he's streaming, and/or at least knock on the door regardless of him being busy, just as an announcement. The picture being painted here isn't of his soulmaid avoiding the stream, it's of her avoiding HIM.