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Wasabi Panda said:
Is he that afraid Kat that he has to jump up when he hears someone come in? Is Cathrine abusing you phil, how many donkey punches did you get fora $7 night stream?
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It wouldn't surprise me. Phil's always been a twitchy basted when it comes to noises outside his home.

His landscapers would snap a twig and Phil would be spying through the blinds the second he heard it.
 
bajagoogoo said:
It wouldn't surprise me. Phil's always been a twitchy basted when it comes to noises outside his home.

His landscapers would snap a twig and Phil would be spying through the blinds the second he heard it.
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He's lucky with his shabby gated community security and incredibly low a-logging from his hate watchers ( No cherry juice or tub of bacon grease sent regulary to his door )
 
TheTractor said:
He's lucky with his shabby gated community security and incredibly low a-logging from his hate watchers ( No cherry juice or tub of bacon grease sent regulary to his door )
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Already flaws in his gated security tsk tsk. He better dump some of that hard earned beg money on some body guards I’m sure [redacted] would eagerly volunteer
 
PieceofShet said:
I really hope we gonna see more 1 digit tips stream. It was such a throwback thing.
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So would I, not just because today's Phil doesn't handle it with dignity, but also we have his new concern with OiC being a psycho stalker who's going to make him rub the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again.
bajagoogoo said:
It wouldn't surprise me. Phil's always been a twitchy basted when it comes to noises outside his home.

His landscapers would snap a twig and Phil would be spying through the blinds the second he heard it.
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What I find entertaining is that he and Kat have so little between them when it comes to a relationship that, upon hearing noises, his mind doesn't go right to Kat being home. Why? Not just because of paranoia, but because Phil clearly only is aware of his wife's arrival based on the time he thinks she's supposed to be home, not because it's a regular thing for her to say anything upon her arrival. Or before. A lot of married couples text each other that they're heading home now, because it matters to them.

On top of that, not once has Kat interrupted a stream, intentionally or no. You would think that would happen from time to time, that Kat would forget he's streaming, and/or at least knock on the door regardless of him being busy, just as an announcement. The picture being painted here isn't of his soulmaid avoiding the stream, it's of her avoiding HIM.
 
I wonder if he ever realized that, apart from his wheelchair fanbase, no one believes he is poor. This dude lives in a gated community in a big ass house, has a condo in Connecticut, he married in 2019, no one who is broke go on and marry like that. He eats fast food almost every day, he is spending over 50 dollars a day worth of fast food.

Dude, if you are crying poor you wouldn't have this lifestyle.
 
King of Gout said:
I wonder if he ever realized that, apart from his wheelchair fanbase, no one believes he is poor. This dude lives in a gated community in a big ass house, has a condo in Connecticut, he married in 2019, no one who is broke go on and marry like that. He eats fast food almost every day, he is spending over 50 dollars a day worth of fast food.

Dude, if you are crying poor you wouldn't have this lifestyle.
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It's not about what he has, it's about what he doesn't have yet believes he deserves. He could be pulling in $200k/yr comfotably but that means nothing without being a celebrity who people fawn over and whose opinions are sought after and respected. He is owed that and would have it right now if not for the trolls.
 
King of Gout said:
I wonder if he ever realized that, apart from his wheelchair fanbase, no one believes he is poor. This dude lives in a gated community in a big ass house, has a condo in Connecticut, he married in 2019, no one who is broke go on and marry like that. He eats fast food almost every day, he is spending over 50 dollars a day worth of fast food.

Dude, if you are crying poor you wouldn't have this lifestyle.
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King of Gout said:
I wonder if he ever realized that, apart from his wheelchair fanbase, no one believes he is poor. This dude lives in a gated community in a big ass house, has a condo in Connecticut, he married in 2019, no one who is broke go on and marry like that. He eats fast food almost every day, he is spending over 50 dollars a day worth of fast food.

Dude, if you are crying poor you wouldn't have this lifestyle.
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Phil is poor and needs your help, 5 minutes later he brags about how great his life is and the stuff he has. None of it makes any sense, yet he still is given 6 figures per year for basically nothing.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil is poor and needs your help, 5 minutes later he brags about how great his life is and the stuff he has. None of it makes any sense, yet he still is given 6 figures per year for basically nothing.
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Nothing demonstrates the phenomenon better than his own tweets last week complaining that he was down to his last $100 to order breakfast delivery with. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't witnessed it happen.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
an HR disaster and the head of HR steps down, 3 people "left" today 1 was has been planning on leaving for a while. But yes phil, this is being gutted not the great Riot exodus or the fallout from project titan.

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You know what DSP and Jason Schreier have in common?

The fact that they're both unlikeable, opportunistic fuckheads with punchable faces who chase clout and are hated by a majority of the gaming community. These two should start a club.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
Nothing demonstrates the phenomenon better than his own tweets last week complaining that he was down to his last $100 to order breakfast delivery with. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't witnessed it happen.
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That gin tweet storm is the best one since the wedding night one imo. He went from claiming that he's a sadboi down on his luck who only had enough money to buy breakfast that day because the Youtube check didn't clear yet to DA TROLLZ making up conspiracy theories about him starving and not having food in his house to him flexing on everyone about what a bomb-ass mature adult life he has. Then he went back to sadboi tweeting and the circle of unhinged tweets started anew. He's so deluded he doesn't realize that he can't have 3 contradicting narratives going on at the same time. Another great thing about that gin tweet storm is when he called people idiots nudniks and morons for suggesting that either he or Khet go buy groceries and run errands the next day, bitching about how it's the only time they have to spend together so he doesn't wanna waste it. Then the next day on the prestream he admitted that when the check cleared he went to run all the errands alone lmao

EDIT: Oh I forgot the best part too. In the beginning of the tweet storm he implied that this was a calculated, month-long gay op that Twitch pulled on him :story:
 
Made me chuckle. I'll just leave this here:

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His life has been tough. It really has:

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Oog said:
god imagine being married to dark syde fucking phil
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Leanna has it worse imagine wasting all that time with him only to find out you could have lived a better life without him. Kat is a lost cause that will drift from guy to guy who will pay for her housing and food.
 
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