DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[wahkando]

There was one who was apparently an ER nurse. I only remember this because she showed in chat one time, @'d DSP, and mentioned that she had just gotten done with a 12 hour shift in the ER. This was barely acknowledged by Phil, and he complained about how hard his "job" was before the stream was done. I do not understand how an ER nurse could stand listening to him bitch about how bad he has it.

It's katexo, an autistic role play. Can't remember when but "she" was outed as a fake nurse.

Might be a woman though, can't remember really.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I'm just going to leave these here, heading off to bed.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Papa Burnell’s LinkedIn for those that are interested:

Lots of Lean Six Sigma activity in that resume.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-burnell-85869322

 

[daBonehead]

I'm just going to leave these here, heading off to bed.

DSP always does this shit, if a game he doesnt want to play gets bad reviews or has poor sales he has to dunk on it with his "see I was right to not play this game" crap. But if the game he doesnt want to play does well he calls the reviewers and streamers who play it shills. I have no idea what the Ascent is but there's no way it could be any less interesting than his boring ass flight sim streams.

 

[BlackDragoons]

DSP always does this shit, if a game he doesnt want to play gets bad reviews or has poor sales he has to dunk on it with his "see I was right to not play this game" crap. But if the game he doesnt want to play does well he calls the reviewers and streamers who play it shills. I have no idea what the Ascent is but there's no way it could be any less interesting than his boring ass flight sim streams.

In honesty Ascent is getting 7.5 for critic reviews and an 7.9 for users. Its not a bad game, especially from what I played.

 

[Sender]

DSP always does this shit, if a game he doesnt want to play gets bad reviews or has poor sales he has to dunk on it with his "see I was right to not play this game" crap. But if the game he doesnt want to play does well he calls the reviewers and streamers who play it shills. I have no idea what the Ascent is but there's no way it could be any less interesting than his boring ass flight sim streams.

Phil lives in a Twitter echo chamber. The reviews for The Ascent on Steam are at a decent 80% at the moment. I'm rarely interested in new games but this one got my attention with the visuals alone, and the reviews, even the critical ones, are pretty positive overall. He's clearly not interested in researching the game on his own but prefers his Twitter sources to feed his gin-infested consumer brain so he can give his 'hot takes' to bore the remaining few non-whale legit fans.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is gin tweeting about overhyping a low effort product now


The Hype

The Reality

''Viewers love it'' = Views vote for the platinum vest whenever its an option...

Yeah, you keep dunking on these idiots who make games for a living Phil. You'll get that sponsorship if you keep drinking enough Gin when you tweet. Dont stop believing

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Jesus fucking Christ this man is so sheltered. He is currently wondering how rural areas get electricity and basic necessities.

I'm not surprised. Phil is a domesticated city rat who couldn't live anywhere where there weren't at least 10 robust gourmet-style authentic fast food or ethnic restaurants in a 15 minute radius and he'd still be too lazy to waddle to them even if they're next door to him and would order out.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

These weirdos could get a hot chick to write their names on her body, or pay to have Phil put on clothes. Truly a bizarre world we live in. I don't condone either, but I know which one I'd rather have.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I'm just going to leave these here, heading off to bed.

Massive amounts of projection in these Tweets. Complaining about GamePass hype is rich when DSP spent everyday since E3 sucking Microsoft's dick about how revolutionary GamePass was going to be and HINT HINT HINTing that an Xbox Series X would revitalize his dying channel because of GamePass + Flight Sim.

Also, DSP's retarded narrative about The Ascent completely falls apart if you look at Steam reviews. You know, people who didn't get the game for free and paid full price ($29.99).

 

[scobra666]

a female fan once painted him a picture with her fat fucking tits.

I thought he bought that at some convention

 

[JimiHendrix]

I thought he bought that at some convention

all i can do is say what i remember. it's all any of us ever can...

 

[Sender]

I thought he bought that at some convention

all i can do is say what i remember. it's all any of us ever can...

He says it was for free. Also, this is Phil's DSPGaming channel that I'm linking, in case you don't want to give him any views. This is also from part 11 out of 12 for 2012's condo tour, he really loves showing off this plastic crap lol. That said, I vaguely recall that he commissioned a painting as well, but that may just be a faulty memory.

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

Have to say, Darkdave's restreams are becoming even worse than DSP's actual streams. When you're getting some gold dust during one of DSP's rants or begments, Dave's already annoying nasal voice gets dubbed over by a chainsaw for 10 seconds (or even worse, just a second rambling of DSP making it completely incoherent) while that retarded "Begcon 1" shit flashes on the entire screen for half a minute. So you miss the good parts and are left with the boring stuff, what's the point anymore? It's also the same things over and over again, it's barely funny the first time, but by the 260121th time... talk about low effort.

 

[tzgnilki]

Have to say, Darkdave's restreams are becoming even worse than DSP's actual streams. When you're getting some gold dust during one of DSP's rants or begments, Dave's already annoying nasal voice gets dubbed over by a chainsaw for 10 seconds (or even worse, just a second rambling of DSP making it completely incoherent) while that retarded "Begcon 1" shit flashes on the entire screen for half a minute. So you miss the good parts and are left with the boring stuff, what's the point anymore? It's also the same things over and over again, it's barely funny the first time, but by the 260121th time... talk about low effort.

there's always raw dsp restream if you don't wanna give dave a view

if you wern't watching ddm during ask the pig, there was an animated toilet roll with a face, and it was synced to dsp, i'd link it but ddm vids aren't titled and I cba

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

he looks like this gypsy living in greece.
if you want to find more of this gypsy's photos search for "γιώργος μάγκας" without the quotes, ofc.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Have to say, Darkdave's restreams are becoming even worse than DSP's actual streams. When you're getting some gold dust during one of DSP's rants or begments, Dave's already annoying nasal voice gets dubbed over by a chainsaw for 10 seconds (or even worse, just a second rambling of DSP making it completely incoherent) while that retarded "Begcon 1" shit flashes on the entire screen for half a minute. So you miss the good parts and are left with the boring stuff, what's the point anymore? It's also the same things over and over again, it's barely funny the first time, but by the 260121th time... talk about low effort.

I've said it before but the only thing DSP has going for him is that many of his trolls are worse than him in the cringe department.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Does DSP have any legitimate female fans ? It seems most of his fans are male and are real losers.

Well, other than the ones mentioned, there was also this (possibly Scottish)chick named Madison, who went by 'IceRaven', or 'xIceRaven' or whatever, that played MP games with him back in 2010-2011.

I vaguely remember her saying some 'racist' shit during a Black Ops DLC fan appreciation match that made DSP ack ack ack.

 

[Pargon]

Well, other than the ones mentioned, there was also this (possibly Scottish)chick named Madison, who went by 'IceRaven', or 'xIceRaven' or whatever, that played MP games with him back in 2010-2011.

I vaguely remember her saying some 'racist' shit during a Black Ops DLC fan appreciation match that made DSP ack ack ack.

I recall the SoK making several references to GamerNicole, which I believe was a Twitter handle of a person who was sexually/romantically forward with Phil to the point of obsession. Possibly a larp, possibly insane. I’m not sure there’s much lore about this person, though.

 

[FaXmachine]

Papa Burnell’s LinkedIn for those that are interested:

Lots of Lean Six Sigma activity in that resume.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-burnell-85869322

Could someone screenshot the page? Apparently you need to have an account to view things.

Also in regards to The Ascent, is the game difficult? I just can't see Phil not wanting to play something hyped unless it requires any sort of skill. Looking at the Steam reviews the game looks decent, just as others have said.

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