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So the new Xbox and Gamepass was meant to bring in "a new era of DSP streams" and inspire a lot more pahsitivity.
Yet the flagship for Phil's promised changes, Flight Simulator, still needs a whale to kickstart the khantributions. Just like the...previous era of DSP streams. Things are still the same despite the "improvements".
Oh well, nothing you can do, after all the only issues with DSP streams are when his "equipment" needs "upgrading"
 
Chat is suggesting endless fun destinations to fly over. Phil is agreeing that that sounds fun. Phil is now suggesting fun destinations he wants to see.

Meanwhile he is endlessly circling above Mexico City while marvelling that it's surrounded by mountains that you can see in the distance.

The stalling is unreal. Edit: Now he's just installing things.

Phil just said he doesn't know where the Bermuda Triangle is, and would need to research it. I'm out.
 
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I just discovered that if you click the three dots on the top-right of the poll and click 'Report' > 'Child Abuse' it makes the poll go away without you having to vote.
 
Holy shit these flight sim streams really are bottom of the barrel content even for dsp. It's just him flying around a a city reading what landmarks are labeled and then looking at his laptop for tips. "There's a sport's field down there of some sort." "The Rainbow Bridge huh....I don't know why it's called that but ok."
 
Phil has become so addicted to mobile games and their microtransactions, he's turning into a mobile game,
Microtransactions with somehow even less value.

I didn't realise the strict terms and conditions that applied to these tip rewards. Apparently the top contributor doesn't get to choose where to fly now, they get to choose where to fly the next time Phil plays this.

So listen to this for a deal. A guy donates Phil $50 and tells Phil to fly over Paris. When choosing a new showcase flight to do tonight Paris is one of the options...but Phil states that is excluded in case the top contributor remains top tonight and wants that as his choice for the next stream and puts a poll to his chat with all the other options on of what he'll do next.

Sound good?
 
Chat is suggesting endless fun destinations to fly over. Phil is agreeing that that sounds fun. Phil is now suggesting fun destinations he wants to see.

Meanwhile he is endlessly circling above Mexico City while marvelling that it's surrounded by mountains that you can see in the distance.

The stalling is unreal. Edit: Now he's just installing things.

Phil just said he doesn't know where the Bermuda Triangle is, and would need to research it. I'm out.
Has he been over Poland yet?
 
Holy shit these flight sim streams really are bottom of the barrel content even for dsp. It's just him flying around a a city reading what landmarks are labeled and then looking at his laptop for tips. "There's a sport's field down there of some sort." "The Rainbow Bridge huh....I don't know why it's called that but ok."
The content is absolute shit, but watching the pig struggle to comprehend things like time zones, maps, and basically anything that isn't being a gout-ridden hermit is pretty funny.

Edit: Also his commentary on rural areas is great, you can tell this tard never leaves his house.
 
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$50 from JaangoPops because apparently it's his birthday, so Phil deserves to get $50(?).
Also, he wasn't even watching the stream to begin with, so he didn't even know that if he tipped $51 he would choose a destination.

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Now, who is this guy, you ask? Well, here:
 
Phil has to love the whole "Top Contributor gets X" thing, it gives him the excuse to beg for and HINT HINT HINT at a $51 donation while he's currently sitting at $125.
Also someone asked why Phil never responds to people who don't tip. "That's not true! I respond to Derich all the time!"
Probably because he spams the fuck out of the chat until you throw him a bone
 
Microtransactions with somehow even less value.

I didn't realise the strict terms and conditions that applied to these tip rewards. Apparently the top contributor doesn't get to choose where to fly now, they get to choose where to fly the next time Phil plays this.

So listen to this for a deal. A guy donates Phil $50 and tells Phil to fly over Paris. When choosing a new showcase flight to do tonight Paris is one of the options...but Phil states that is excluded in case the top contributor remains top tonight and wants that as his choice for the next stream and puts a poll to his chat with all the other options on of what he'll do next.

Sound good?
It gets worse. If someone tips $51 to beat you out by a dollar and take the top spot, you have to tip $52 more, not just an additional $2 to become top contributor again.

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ this man is so sheltered. He is currently wondering how rural areas get electricity and basic necessities.
 
$50 from JaangoPops because apparently it's his birthday, so Phil deserves to get $50(?).
Also, he wasn't even watching the stream to begin with, so he didn't even know that if he tipped $51 he would choose a destination.

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Now, who is this guy, you ask? Well, here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6fYUY9QbTi0
He’s trying to break out in videos too! He should make TIHYDP instead of tipping. I left a comment hoping he reads
 
Phil better step it up. If Chris-Chan manages to make bail and finds any way to stream he will make fucking thousands in a matter of hours.
 
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