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imagine being normal ironic fan to this channel, not too many on YouTube (I think) and you are well aware of DSPs scumminess, and you welcome him with a paid channel membership.
What a strange thing to say. Did this person become a member without ever seeing his pre stream? Considering they feel like they last longer than his actual gameplay streams, I find this really hard to believe.
After that last hyped up reveal that turned out to be a fucking vest, my expectations are so low.
I had no expectations for the last one and I was still disappointed.
 
while the drawings aren't exactly impressive, they have solid lines and shading, i've seen phil play mario maker, the limits of his creativity was making 4 blocks spaced away from each other with a koopa on each one.

i know it's impossible to ever find the artist, but I just can't imagine it was him. i doubt he could even do stick figures well.
Let's compare:

DSP's hand(icapped) art work.
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Webcomic from Top-Haters:
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Looks like someone got used by The King of Hate.
 
Is anyone aware of another streamer averaging 300 viewers who consistently gets $100-200 per day from the same three or four people every day? Something just doesn't seem right about it.
Yeah one other guy I knew cried and said he was in constant distress. Turns out the girl he was with was insanely rich and dumped him for mooching off her and lying to people to get money. He was extremely lazy and narcissistic but for some reason had a bunch of 1/10 fat ugly girls giving him money. The girls even had boyfriends (I have no idea if the boyfriends existed but they were talked about).

Dude gets 20 - 30 people and gets hundreds. Twitch and live streaming in general is panhandling, not everyone panhandles but a lot of them do. Also the ability to ban anyone that says anything that doesn't rub your ego the right way creates a lot of messiah complex in people.
 
I don't think I've despised DSP as much as I do right now. Why does he have to be such a fucking recluse? Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph are making me so jealous right now. As long as Phil is isolated in his home burning his eyes in front of screens, we're not going to get the juiciest milk. Lolcows need to interact with other people in the real world in order to provide us with the best content. Words fail to describe how boring and dull Phil's stream is right now. I was watching Chris Chan getting arrested live with Phil's stream on mute in a different tab. I tuned back to Phil and felt the urge to gouge my eyes out. HE IS SO LAME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
But, at least we know Phil will never quit on us. Well, Phil and the handful of loners and wheelchairs that maintain his gacha game accounts.
 
Twitch and live streaming in general is panhandling.

Agree, I fail to see how DSP is different than any random busker you see on the subway. They're obnoxious, they're loud and distracting, they don't care about social cues, they play the same song every day in every train car, and you give them money just to get them to shut the fuck up and go away.

At least the buskers know to vary their audience so they don't piss off the same people on the same commute repeatedly.

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Phil used to be somewhat creative, or at least he would try. He used to do skits for his channel, P7, and a few other things. But I think over the years that part of his brain was taken over by creating lies instead. All his mental energy now is devoted to deception, and not so creative ways to beg for money.
The only funny parts of P7 were the ones Rambo wrote. I don't remember any poop, fart or pee jokes in P7, so I assume Rambo wrote all of it.
 
The only funny parts of P7 were the ones Rambo wrote. I don't remember any poop, fart or pee jokes in P7, so I assume Rambo wrote all of it.
How dare you. You don't understand the creative process.

 
Here are the numbers for July:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bjOXJLKajQQ
Link to the tips tracker: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bt1lZucl2qvBjmQIZF5rPBLonQugEV8Oo7xpqN_iLQk/edit#gid=0

Also just wanted to say thanks to those of you that enjoy any of the shit I do. I came into this autism vortex with no real video editing experience and am starting to feel a bit more confident now, and without the existence of this community (and I guess by extension, the pig roach) I would have never had this avenue to express my creativity. Cheers!
You do some really good video editing for someone who says they started with no real experience.

Big ups!

:gunt::gunt::gunt:
 
Here are the numbers for July:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bjOXJLKajQQ
Link to the tips tracker: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bt1lZucl2qvBjmQIZF5rPBLonQugEV8Oo7xpqN_iLQk/edit#gid=0

Also just wanted to say thanks to those of you that enjoy any of the shit I do. I came into this autism vortex with no real video editing experience and am starting to feel a bit more confident now, and without the existence of this community (and I guess by extension, the pig roach) I would have never had this avenue to express my creativity. Cheers!

It still blows my mind that his paypigs can't add up the amounts and see just how much they're being taken for by Phil. You'd have to be incredibly ignorant to the point of being obtuse to "overlook" this.
 
It still blows my mind that his paypigs can't add up the amounts and see just how much they're being taken for by Phil. You'd have to be incredibly ignorant to the point of being obtuse to "overlook" this.
They know. They just don't care.
Phil can lie as much as he wants as long as they get to be King Dipshit of the playground.
 
Here are the numbers for July:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bjOXJLKajQQ
Link to the tips tracker: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bt1lZucl2qvBjmQIZF5rPBLonQugEV8Oo7xpqN_iLQk/edit#gid=0

Also just wanted to say thanks to those of you that enjoy any of the shit I do. I came into this autism vortex with no real video editing experience and am starting to feel a bit more confident now, and without the existence of this community (and I guess by extension, the pig roach) I would have never had this avenue to express my creativity. Cheers!
Amazing work, mate.

A funny thing to think about: imagine Phil reacting live to this type of video. I'd imagine that he'd probably say something like: "Uhh, that's stupid, nuhuh. It doesn't take into account the MASSIVE amount of chargebacks that I get daily, that I don't tell you guys because I don't want to bother you. So, yeah, in the end I take home like 50 dollars a month, so please tip me, since I need to take my wife out to a restaurant tonight".
 
When DSP finally addresses the Chris-Chan thing: "LOL AT LEAST I DIDN'T DO THAT!!!"

Outlasted another one.
 
Amazing work, mate.

A funny thing to think about: imagine Phil reacting live to this type of video. I'd imagine that he'd probably say something like: "Uhh, that's stupid, nuhuh. It doesn't take into account the MASSIVE amount of chargebacks that I get daily, that I don't tell you guys because I don't want to bother you. So, yeah, in the end I take home like 50 dollars a month, so please tip me, since I need to take my wife out to a restaurant tonight".

I'm willing to bet Dave has never brought Khet to a legitimately nice restaurant, in that one moth-eaten suit he wore on his wedding that was actually his dad's or whatever the fuck. I would kill to see him try and discuss wines with a sommelier, or not knowing what an amuse-bouche is, and then the food comes and he's just like "the flavors are so strong!" like it's a Crunchy Taco Supreme, complaining about the portion sizes, and then tipping horribly.
 
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