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Phil just said he when he comes back from his "break" he is going to have positive change to the stream. It's a new chair.

I do like how he framed it with the I have no money but one of my fans is helping me out, storyline.
Also, he said that he was talking to the GenerousFan#4 'behind-da-scenes' for a couple of weeks and the fan said that he was 'doing so many improvements to the stream that he wanted to help'. I swear, this guy is the worst liar I've ever seen.

Btw, if he was talking to this excited GenerousFan#4 for a couple of weeks, it means that he started talking to him even before the gold vest.
 
Phil is not asexual. He's just low t.
Phil is not gay. He's just autistic.
Don't forget that Phil was obsessed with some girl in high school. And that he bought his CT khando to show off to another girl.
Also, in one of his very old vlogs, he showed his computer monitor and you could see a porn tab in his browser (and it was normal porn, not gay).
Plot twist: he was using her to get to the boyfriend.
 
Generous fan behind the scenes = Kats Discover or Capital One Credit card.

It wouldn't even shocked me if Phil went to her and said could you take a credit card out for my business well he throws money into Champions
 
If this "totally a gift you guys and not me buying it again" does turn out to be a green screen, what are the odds that Phil refused to get it until he got the laptop because his old laptop "couldn't handle" the chroma keying? Better yet, what are the odds that Phil will be "totally accepting a gift" for a new camera to handle the green screen next?

Actually, never mind. Seeing Phil in 1080p would be horrifying.
 
With regards to the Phil is gay debate: no.

Phil likely has a repressed libido due to depression, diet, shitty sleep schedule and probably too much alcohol. Any sense of romance is likely dead in Phil, he doesn't give a shit that he got married in a kitchen and ate pizza like a 12 year old's birthday so why would he go the extra step to actually trying to be sexual with Kat (implying Kat wants to be within ten feet of him). He can barely put in the effort to present himself as a normal human being, his shrunken mental veiw is anything outside of his current status quo is beyond him. Why bother pursuing when you can play gatcha, watch TV and jerk off, all of which give the dopamine and seratonin without scary stuff like human interaction or him actually being a failure in bed.

I imagine back in the early days, Phil probably did think he was a stud and had a chance with women but he has withdrawn more and more into a sexless ghoul that avoids just about any way of having to be outside of his tiny sphere of influence and considering that sex is about as vulnerable and intimate as you can be with another human, that's the anathema of the fortress that Phil has made in his head. No chance of being a laughable disappointment if you never try in the first place, a story told athousand times in Phil's life really.


Also if he got a greenscreen 'dontated' I would be shocked that it would be something that didn't instantly benefit him, more than likely it'll be a shitty ikea chair for him to swing about in.
 
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imagine being normal ironic fan to this channel, not too many on YouTube (I think) and you are well aware of DSPs scumminess, and you welcome him with a paid channel membership.
 
Chair or hat stand for me. Maybe if it’s the latter, it will be accompanied with a new hat that will somehow be autistic despite his efforts to not come across as one.
 
Also, he said that he was talking to the GenerousFan#4 'behind-da-scenes' for a couple of weeks and the fan said that he was 'doing so many improvements to the stream that he wanted to help'. I swear, this guy is the worst liar I've ever seen.

Btw, if he was talking to this excited GenerousFan#4 for a couple of weeks, it means that he started talking to him even before the gold vest.
If it was a couple weeks ago, it was before the eggsbox and laptop, when he was begging hard for a mortgage payment.
 
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