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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
You know, I've mentioned this before, but one thing that grinds my gears about this site is the Darwinistic, meritocratic attitude a lot of posters have. The world isn't as cutthroat as Mad Max.
 
He's not saying I'm trying to make money off the site, he's saying I'm trying to eliminate other websites that talk about Lolcows. Though I'm sure he thinks I make money off the site too.

If the whole "TMZ about Retards" thing is profitable, we'll see with the news site. I'll try to run ads on that because it may actually work. If not, whatever. It's still funny.

Though I don't care about other websites. I run the best one and that's what matters.
 
You know, I've mentioned this before, but one thing that grinds my gears about this site is the Darwinistic, meritocratic attitude a lot of posters have. The world isn't as cutthroat as Mad Max.

Have you seen Mad Max? Molly Ringwald isn't in it, so I'm skeptical.
 
Confirmed: Connor's dream is to be a valuable field asset for a rival lolcow site looking to take down Null.
 
He's not saying I'm trying to make money off the site, he's saying I'm trying to eliminate other websites that talk about Lolcows. Though I'm sure he thinks I make money off the site too.

If the whole "TMZ about Retards" thing is profitable, we'll see with the news site. I'll try to run ads on that because it may actually work. If not, whatever. It's still funny.

Though I don't care about other websites. I run the best one and that's what matters.

You don't even have to hire people to write. People willingly do it for free.
 
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