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This is why you fucking shave and why you don't let autistic hate breed inside you for 20+ years over something you can't undo due to it being your own fault.
🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas
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He looks like he's even older than Evangelist "Dr." Robert L Mckim Sr whose a very hard 56.
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sweet's shared his thoughts on cwc's arrest. he's jealous.
don't get mad, sweets, get even! the precedent is set. if you want chris-chan level coverage, then you know what you must do...
so bitter just because the lovely christine has creativity and initiative that you'll never get within 1/1000th of. "oh boo-hoo hoo, nobody TOLD me i should rape my elderly mom to get famous."
maybe if you'd wasted less time autistically documenting your own boring creative process and more time finding the g-spot your dad neglected, you wouldn't be such a nobody. even your thread is basically lifeless... you've sunk without a ripple.
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don't get mad, sweets, get even! the precedent is set. if you want chris-chan level coverage, then you know what you must do...
so bitter just because the lovely christine has creativity and initiative that you'll never get within 1/1000th of. "oh boo-hoo hoo, nobody TOLD me i should rape my elderly mom to get famous."
maybe if you'd wasted less time autistically documenting your own boring creative process and more time finding the g-spot your dad neglected, you wouldn't be such a nobody. even your thread is basically lifeless... you've sunk without a ripple.
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No, you've got it wrong. He also needs to hit the gym a little, as he himself acknowledged. He can do that at Arkansas State, and only Arkansas State. Like a lot of things.
Iconoclast is formidable cow, even if he dried up long ago. Some cows just stop developing. Life continues on around them, but they're frozen in a moment, forever attached to shit that matters to no one else. For Sweets, it's Arkansas State and his humiliating exit; for Lucas Werner, it's failing to score a date in high school. The inability to let things go, move on, or learn, is precious.
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To be fair, it's not his house. It's his mom's house, where she still pays all the bills and does everything for him while he watches cartoons like he's 6, so he should be expected to play by her rules. Especially when the family is minus 2 dogs because he violated those rules - I don't trust his version of things where he did nothing irresponsible or negligent (who even knows if it was a pitbull attack). If he wants to be his own man he can always leave...oh wait.
An underrated trait of a-logs is jealousy. Almost all of these guys have some Sonichu-tier OC and it kills them Chris gets attention over their art sharts. Imagine Frank Grimes if he had the same attitude but was as stupid and incompetent as Homer.
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I always thought Frank Grimes represents what would happen if a real human being were to be forced to live in the world of the Simpsons. Aka he would go insane and Jill himself.
But on topic… holy shit the years have not been kind to him. How do you get so decrepit when you don’t even work? He looks like he spent 40 years in the deep Yukon as a bear trapper, but all he does is sit at home and watch tv.
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Mental illness ages you rapidly, especially when you eat garbage and don't take care of yourself worth a shit. I'd be surprised if Jon lives another ten years. I doubt that he would have that long if he was still at the old house. A respiratory infection or the black mold would've probably killed him, and definitely killed Momma Sweet.
Jon Sweet's mother pays the bills because she is the payee for his Social Security payments. He says that he's been stuck in a small efficiency, and I believe him. He doesn't live with Momma Sweet and hasn't since the other two sons put their foot down about getting her out of that decaying, unsafe house. He's close enough to be closely supervised by his brothers, who are well aware of what a hopeless retard he is. The dogs (well, now one dog) don't live with him, they were at one of his brother's houses and he walks over every day to take them for walks. Not anymore, I guess. He can play with his last dog in the backyard.
Jon Sweet's mother pays the bills because she is the payee for his Social Security payments. He says that he's been stuck in a small efficiency, and I believe him. He doesn't live with Momma Sweet and hasn't since the other two sons put their foot down about getting her out of that decaying, unsafe house. He's close enough to be closely supervised by his brothers, who are well aware of what a hopeless retard he is. The dogs (well, now one dog) don't live with him, they were at one of his brother's houses and he walks over every day to take them for walks. Not anymore, I guess. He can play with his last dog in the backyard.
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It's probably for the best. As you age, you lose your mobility, strength, and more importantly, your control over aspects of your life you can normally manage. As we seen with the Chris-Chan incident, if part of your life involves keeping a mongo in check, then it can get dangerous pretty quick if you start losing your abilities.
Given the state that their hovel was in, it potentially was a self-feeding cycle of neglect and decay between the two, and the brothers loved their mother enough to step in and intervene.
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It also has the one element that has destroyed Jon's life for decades -- his absolute, pigheaded refusal to follow any damned rules laid down by anyone, from his long-suffering mom to the Arkansas Legislature.
One of his brothers ordered him point-blank to walk the dogs in the yard. This brother may very well have known about the pit bull in the neighborhood; he certainly knew of the danger involved when Jonathan Mack Sweet is walking three dogs anywhere, including the back yard.
Jon now claims that he thought the very specific command on where to walk the dogs was "a suggestion." What John actually thought was, "Fuck you, fartknocker, I'll walk the dogs wherever I god-damn please."
It is unusual that Jon isn't calling for the death of the brother who has grounded him. I'll give the credit for that to medication or some very pointed and convincing comments about a long vacation at a state mental asylum.
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Look's like he's caught up with pop culture to around 2012? Only a decade or so behind at this point. That's not bad for him. He's adapting. Just very slowly.
I am shocked by how gray and wizened dude looks. That is a brutal 46. It almost seems as if he chooses to emphasize his cosmetic flaws.
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The hair is a lost cause. He should shave the beard and head completely.
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Jesus I have relatives in their 70s who look much younger and healthier than Sweetums.
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It’s amazing how homeless he looks without being homeless.
Did his mom die or get moved into a nursing home?
Why is living with his brother now?
Did his mom die or get moved into a nursing home?
Why is living with his brother now?
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Mom lives with his brother, Jon has been moved to a small efficiency apartment nearby. They were forced out of the family home because decades of neglect made it completely unlivable.