The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[White Devil]

The incorrect terminology aside, our 2A rights would be worthless if they could be taken away simply for having a mental health diagnosis from a psych. You need compelling evidence that the person poses a credible threat to themselves or others before you can start taking away rights like that, and simply having a condition does not, and should not, qualify.

These freaks of nature want me to be disarmed, turnabout is fair play. Wilful body mutilation is absolutely mental illness no matter how bleeding heart you are.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I realized that their alpaca yarn would be perfect for making a hair shirt.

 

[soulgains]

Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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"Ain't no heroes here" is the most accurate thing these degenerates have ever uttered. There's nothing heroic about extracting mentally ill people from their families and encouraging their delusion. These people need serious help and psychological intervention, not living on the tranch and getting sexually abused by these freaks.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The incorrect terminology aside, our 2A rights would be worthless if they could be taken away simply for having a mental health diagnosis from a psych. You need compelling evidence that the person poses a credible threat to themselves or others before you can start taking away rights like that, and simply having a condition does not, and should not, qualify.

They mutilate their genitals. That's some of the most extreme self harm possible.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The Master would not approve!

Had Kevin not already been one of the master's wives he could play torgo due to both of their limps (RIP Torgo actor for going through his accidental disability unlike Kevin). Guess Bonnie or Jarrod will have to pick up the slack. Jarrod seems only sexually attracted to violence and Bonnie already looks like a dumpy troll, so I vote Bonbon.

Maybe it's the brownness of it all, but I'm getting some fallout vibes from that photo. Thankfully, the alpaca still only have one head each.

Out of curiosity, how many of the tranchers are from tornado country? Custer County only skirts the edge of tornado alley, but those aren't completely unheard there. I wouldn't want a tornado to land on the tranch (the animals don't deserve it), but I wonder what kind of narrative they'd try to spin if a landspout or even a wedge (heh) touched down within visual range.

I wish I could tell you, all I know is Bonnie is from New York and Penny is a Colorado native. I think Jarrod is from Texas and Kevin probably has his birthstate in his thread OP. The rest are more mysterious in state origin due to how many cycle.

A tornado might be a boon for them when you think about it: imagine being able to move on from your moneysink of a property due to a freak act of nature and being able to claim a bit of insurance money on it (but not that much). If the alpacas weren't hurt by it, it would be a better option than what they have now.

Digression: if I was Penny and Bonbon, I'd sell the animals, move towards a blue-er area that's close to a bigger city, and buy a large house with a big field. From there you can drape flags on it and call it Tenacious Unicorn Housing & Healing or something, rent it out for a cheap price, and advertise it as a troonmunity. Have Penny and Bonnie give shooting lessons (lol), lead nights of Magic the Gathering and DnD, grow weed and raise chickens & ducks (AND ONLY THOSE), keep a few community dogs, and make everyone know they must work to eat or something. There, you can sell eggs and chicks for your transgender themes as well as weed. You can also encourage arts and crafts times and invite people from the big city for some field LARPing, whether it's Sky doing a fun DnD or Penny and Bonnie giving self defense lessons (lol). Get a troon to do meditation and maybe some pagan classes(lol), particularly those focusing on transwomanhood being powerful(lol). The new location makes getting normies for classes and tenants for housing a lot easier, and computer troons like Kevin can enjoy a more stable supply of electricity and degenerates can go to the club weekly. And if you want to add more troons, more transfomer space, or finally give Kevin the rape shed, you have a huge field to build on.

Obviously this would still implode because they are emotionally destructive as well as their guest, terrible with money and kicking bad people out, and would be too stupid to implement a "No minors" rule. Penny would hate it because it would make him a landlord and he's too retarded to realize he already is one (or is pretending he isn't so he can be at peace with his morals while taking his only steady income).

I realized that their alpaca yarn would be perfect for making a hair shirt.

The troons would probably be too elated at hurting bigot monks and nuns to think that they were the problem with shit wool and to realize it would be helping the devout reach enlightenment in their own eyes.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

A tornado might be a boon for them when you think about it: imagine being able to move on from your moneysink of a property due to a freak act of nature and being able to claim a bit of insurance money on it (but not that much). If the alpacas weren't hurt by it, it would be a better option than what they have now.

wait....you're telling me they managed to get their haphazardly assembled and barely holding together collection of shacks that they and their animals live in insured??
Tbh if they really weren't totally commited to the LARP they'd have left by now. Isn't the property in Bonnie's mother's name anyway? That's what I heard from the MATI stream anyway

 

[AnOminous]

The incorrect terminology aside, our 2A rights would be worthless if they could be taken away simply for having a mental health diagnosis from a psych. You need compelling evidence that the person poses a credible threat to themselves or others before you can start taking away rights like that, and simply having a condition does not, and should not, qualify.

I'm certainly not going to do it myself, and anyone who did do it would be pretty much weening and get banned if they showed up asking for asspats for doing something that lame. I also wouldn't report it, myself, but someone probably would. Let's just say I'm against doing that on general principle but if someone did I would manage not to give a fuck if those assholes got themselves raided with their public stupidity.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

wait....you're telling me they managed to get their haphazardly assembled and barely holding together collection of shacks that they and their animals live in insured??
Tbh if they really weren't totally commited to the LARP they'd have left by now. Isn't the property in Bonnie's mother's name anyway? That's what I heard from the MATI stream anyway

It was probably insured before they started plastering it in random vehicles and rickety pallet structures. If the place burned down now, the insurance inspector will have a field day writing up all the reasons they're not gonna be paid.

 

[AnOminous]

Digression: if I was Penny and Bonbon, I'd sell the animals, move towards a blue-er area that's close to a bigger city, and buy a large house with a big field.

Are they even sellable? The fact these rubes were given them for free suggests that $0 is their actual fair market value.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If we're going to do a gayop, some Kiwi with $65K in the bank should buy the place across the street, put up a giant flagpole, and put a rotating cast of based flags on the fucker.

If you want to get extra fancy, get a black light put on the thing at night.

I want that fucker visible from every point of the tranch.

I wonder if you could get a 5x9 flag with Janet Reno's face on it.

 

[Aquinas]

If we're going to do a gayop, some Kiwi with $65K in the bank should buy the place across the street, put up a giant flagpole, and put a rotating cast of based flags on the fucker.

If you want to get extra fancy, get a black light put on the thing at night.

I want that fucker visible from every point of the tranch.

I wonder if you could get a 5x9 flag with Janet Reno's face on it.

glow

 

[mr.moon1488]

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Why does the house look like the tits they will never have.

Troons obsess over that which they can never have.

 

[AMHOLIO]

glow

It's one of the funniest nonviolent glowie operations if it is, which sounds very un-glowie like to me.

Hell, you could film them while the tranch destroys your flags and then call the police stating why you don't get why those nice young women are upset at your flags.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Hahahaha, my favorite thing about this by a country mile is the Star Wars rebellion symbol on the hat. Gotta pump that consoomer cred while decked out in larp gear with the guns in the truck.

Judging from the background outside of the windows, I'm going to assume that this was taken before any of the [DEFINITELY REAL AND NOT FAKE] events took place. Looks mostly like their neighbors property since it's more green than desert dust.

Was there any more context to this? Was this the new polycule troon being added? I highly doubt they managed to stumble upon any form of genuine 'White supremacist den in the middle of fuck off nowhere.' To be honest, that's one way people could describe the Tranch. It's full of burly white dudes with long hair waving their guns around, has a watchtower with an armed guard and looks like the surface of mars. Are you sure you're not looking in the rear view at the Tranch and mistaking it for the place you came from Bonnie?

This whole episode is laughable. If it were real they would've spilled way more beans than this. Listed names, places, people, photos, the works. Is this a shift toward a new tranch arc? The Pudgy Manchild Militia going on rescue excursions? We can only hope

I’ll bet he was just at a party where someone said they were a feminist (feminists—the new white supremacists!), so he called his buddies and said he wanted to come home.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If we're going to do a gayop, some Kiwi with $65K in the bank should buy the place across the street, put up a giant flagpole, and put a rotating cast of based flags on the fucker.

If you want to get extra fancy, get a black light put on the thing at night.

I want that fucker visible from every point of the tranch.

I wonder if you could get a 5x9 flag with Janet Reno's face on it.

I would hope someone with $65k would spend it better than just pissing off some troons

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I would hope someone with $65k would spend it better than just pissing off some troons

It would be funny but irresponsible unless they’re extremely wealthy.

 

[Corn Flakes]

It would be funny but irresponsible unless they’re extremely wealthy.

I'm sure the local contractors at least would welcome that sort of easy money. Drive out to the middle of nowhere, set up a big sign, go back home.

 

[Law]

I bet Penny's arm-stabilizing sling is under a pile of dog hair choked Amazon boxes in the corner of his room.

"Alpaca pimps caught concealing Johns' corpse"?

Sex work is work and this is a working ranch, you bigot.

I realized that their alpaca yarn would be perfect for making a hair shirt.

They're all bondage-tards so they think medieval torture devices are sexy.

A tornado might be a boon for them when you think about it:

I am also very interested in the insurance status of the Tranch. I know that the property was on the market for a while so it might've had some problems before they got there (granted this was before Covid made the housing market go nuclear, but still). Colorado doesn't actually legally require homeowner's insurance, but many lenders won't give you a mortgage without it. Was Bonnie's mom smart enough to get it before funding her failson's boulevard of broken dreams? Is the Tranch totally uninsured, in keeping with the theme of general, short-sighted incompetence?
Would insurance require them to maintain the property and not turn it into a shit-scented desert? How would you insure Jarrod Mugabe's scrapwood city? Can Kev get a renter's insurance policy for his toy-hoard?
So many questions!

If we're going to do a gayop, some Kiwi with $65K in the bank should buy the place across the street,

Let's all pool our silver coins and BAT tokens. Kiwis together strong.

 

[remiem]

I bet Penny's arm-stabilizing sling is under a pile of dog hair choked Amazon boxes in the corner of his room.

Sex work is work and this is a working ranch, you bigot.

They're all bondage-tards so they think medieval torture devices are sexy.

I am also very interested in the insurance status of the Tranch. I know that the property was on the market for a while so it might've had some problems before they got there (granted this was before Covid made the housing market go nuclear, but still). Colorado doesn't actually legally require homeowner's insurance, but many lenders won't give you a mortgage without it. Was Bonnie's mom smart enough to get it before funding her failson's boulevard of broken dreams? Is the Tranch totally uninsured, in keeping with the theme of general, short-sighted incompetence?
Would insurance require them to maintain the property and not turn it into a shit-scented desert? How would you insure Jarrod Mugabe's scrapwood city? Can Kev get a renter's insurance policy for his toy-hoard?
So many questions!

Let's all pool our silver coins and BAT tokens. Kiwis together strong.

There is such a thing as collectable insurance if you're someone whose more hardcore about it and buying pieces that carry more 'art related' aspects, like certificates of authenticity and proof of it being a limited number release. Most of Kevin's stuff is cheap garbage that wouldn't really qualify though. If he were constantly buying massive art pieces like that expensive planet one, it'd be reasonable to look into.

I'd also doubt they're actually claiming Kevin as a renter because rent money can be considered income. I'm betting that 1000 a month is under the table. He has 0 security for himself or his belongings.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It would be funny but irresponsible unless they’re extremely wealthy.

The money spent on the property wouldn't be thrown into a black hole; you'd make it back on re-sale. Probably also get some spare change for a grazing lease on the property.

The money for the bigass flagpole would go into a black hole but the lulz would be worth it.

I'd rather chip in a tenner for a bigass flagpole than for a troon's amhole.

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