The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[scobra666]

Sometimes I wish I had a twitter so I can ask accounts like theirs if they could be any more full of shit.

you would be suspended instantly

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Bringing cute alpaca merch to a furry convention (and getting a "charity" kickback from said con) is actually a very good move for them. I fully expect them to make complete fools of themselves there, but if they start whoring out their alpacas they might as well rename the place the 41% Ranch because that wouldn't be just a horrible choice, it would be suicidal to their grift.

Remember, they have to protect the grift first. Everything they do is for the sake of trying to present an empathetic picture to their marks so they keep buying their overpriced yarn and contributing to their fundraisers. Letting zoos stick their dicks in their oh-so-cute-and-social-media-worthy alpacas would be giving their image a 12-gauge blowjob.

I believe the thread is already fairly certain a hefty amount of the herd has died since they got them without the Tranchers ever admitting it. Do you really think they'd not be willing to hide letting perverts pound alpaca ass?

That said I would find it hilarious if what actually ends the ranch is them having to hide the body of someone killed by an alpaca they were trying to molest. Where would you even start the headlines for that. "Alpaca pimps caught concealing Johns' corpse"?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm still waiting for the Tranch Dravidian end here. I don't want it all to go up in smoke because some demented furry couldn't keep it in his pants around some poor abused animals.

I still think that's more likely than that they make it an official animal rape farm. Considering the level of degenerates and freaks they're inviting there, one of them is going to be enough of a pervert to go for it.

YouTube for directions, it's pretty easy; it was one of those things you used to set small children & tards to doing when you needed everybody in the household contributing to it.

So well above the ability of the average troon.

Senor Manos saga begins.

The Master would not approve!

 

[Meiwaku]

1. (Unlikely) Get kicked out for being tards who start shit. When money's on the line, they'll probably behave. Besides, several of them are furries anyway.

If furries had the optics to kick out everyone who was a tard who started shit there would be no furries left

 

[Garm]

Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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https://archive.md/39zmk

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Y'all, the tweet went viral, and the replies are . . .

Spoiler: oh no no no

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Not to worry, Mister Kevin is on the job.
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So there is a para-military group of eX-Men running around Colorado. This is the worst timeline.

Fortunately you guys have hopefully documented everything so when this inevitably goes Jonestown the world will know the truth. If they look for it.

 

[glass_houses]

If you're smelling things from your computer, the problem isn't the thread, the problem is you.

Oh fucking really?

 

[CHARizard]

Why does the house look like the tits they will never have.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Maybe it's the brownness of it all, but I'm getting some fallout vibes from that photo. Thankfully, the alpaca still only have one head each.

Out of curiosity, how many of the tranchers are from tornado country? Custer County only skirts the edge of tornado alley, but those aren't completely unheard there. I wouldn't want a tornado to land on the tranch (the animals don't deserve it), but I wonder what kind of narrative they'd try to spin if a landspout or even a wedge (heh) touched down within visual range.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I wonder what kind of narrative they'd try to spin if a landspout or even a wedge (heh) touched down within visual range.

Earl teamed up with AccuWeather?

 

[Scavenger]

Bringing cute alpaca merch to a furry convention (and getting a "charity" kickback from said con) is actually a very good move for them. I fully expect them to make complete fools of themselves there, but if they start whoring out their alpacas they might as well rename the place the 41% Ranch because that wouldn't be just a horrible choice, it would be suicidal to their grift.

Remember, they have to protect the grift first. Everything they do is for the sake of trying to present an empathetic picture to their marks so they keep buying their overpriced yarn and contributing to their fundraisers. Letting zoos stick their dicks in their oh-so-cute-and-social-media-worthy alpacas would be giving their image a 12-gauge blowjob.

53% now
the tranners will be adding on to that once they die in a shoot out and their cause is
considered 'Suicide by cop'

 

[Blackulus Prime]

Oh fucking really?
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Imagine the smell.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

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Who let scuffed Markiplier onto the tranch?

 

[Corn Flakes]

Earl teamed up with AccuWeather?

I was thinking more like recording some video of the funnel, taking/forging some bit of minor wind damage on the house/facilities and posting it all over social media with the caption "HELP BRAVE AND STUNNING TRANSGENDER ALPACA RANCH REPAIR TORNADO DAMAGE" and a link to their GoFundMe.

You know, a straight (ironically) grift.

 

[Gravy Seal]

Imagine the smell.

There's this distinct smell that permeates southwestern/western high plains deserts with untended manure left to sit. Old vegetation and mold but worse, with added gut flora and caked over in alternating layers of dust and muck.

I fucking hate that smell.

 

[retard strength]

That said I would find it hilarious if what actually ends the ranch is them having to hide the body of someone killed by an alpaca they were trying to molest. Where would you even start the headlines for that. "Alpaca pimps caught concealing Johns' corpse"?

"After Leaving My Heterosexual Cis Partner of 6 Years, These Strong Transwomen Farmers in Colorado Helped Me Explore My Oppressed Sexuality... Until Alt-Right Militias Took Away the Privilege by Training an Alpaca to Murder a Fellow Furry During Alpaca Therapy Hour"

[edited to represent that the tranch would never have an actual woman on it]

 

[Terminally Online]

It's awful nice of all these uber-liberal media outfits to cover up the fact that the TRAs (Tranch Rebel Army sisters) are all clearly in violation of both federal and state firearms law, being unabashed weed smokers themselves and by keeping their guns unlocked and accessible to perpetual pothead and therefore "prohibited person" Kevin Gibes. Rules for thee, not for me.

Oh my what's this... https://www.atf.gov/contact/atf-tips

These troons are obnoxious, but trying to take people's guns away because they smoke weed, even though alcohol is apparently perfectly fine, is just boomer nonsense.

 

[White Devil]

These troons are obnoxious, but trying to take people's guns away because they smoke weed, even though alcohol is apparently perfectly fine, is just boomer nonsense.

Gender dysmorphia is a certified mental illness and per state laws everywhere, "people" such as these should not be handling firearms.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin and Bryan Loeper are on a road trip to go visit Wedge.

I wonder if the cleaning efforts are because Kev isn't around to instantly make a mess again.

 

[Terminally Online]

Gender dysmorphia is a certified mental illness and per state laws everywhere

The incorrect terminology aside, our 2A rights would be worthless if they could be taken away simply for having a mental health diagnosis from a psych. You need compelling evidence that the person poses a credible threat to themselves or others before you can start taking away rights like that, and simply having a condition does not, and should not, qualify.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The incorrect terminology aside, our 2A rights would be worthless if they could be taken away simply for having a mental health diagnosis from a psych. You need compelling evidence that the person poses a credible threat to themselves or others before you can start taking away rights like that, and simply having a condition does not, and should not, qualify.

Thankfully for us, a good number of tranchers have made very useful statements with regards to their mental health and the threat they pose to other people.

Anyway, I wouldn't be annoyed if it weren't for the fact the same media that uplifts these assholes as some sort of laudable group calls a bunch of boomers doing an unscheduled school trip into the Capitol "a dangerous insurgency".