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Pargon said:
“Fallout: New Vegas (NOW ON XBOX SERIES X!)”

Its…the same game…with the same graphics…that you could play…on a console two generations back.
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You know what the best thing is? He didn't know that older games run on Xbox Series X using an emulator. Someone had to tell him that AFTER he bought it lmao

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UaineRunei said:
You know what the best thing is? He didn't know that older games run on Xbox Series X using an emulator. Someone had to tell him that AFTER he bought it lmao

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Dave did absolutely zero research on what the Xbox Series X could actually do, his fans were having to explain all of the features to him during the unboxing.

All he cared about was that it was a new shiney and his entire career has been chasing after the latest games/consoles to get those early views.
 
Pargon said:
“Fallout: New Vegas (NOW ON XBOX SERIES X!)”

Its…the same game…with the same graphics…that you could play…on a console two generations back.
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Its insane how he hyped up switching New Vegas to the new Xbox like it was going to magically remaster the game, while also playing remakes of other games such as mass effect and zelda skyward sword. Like do you not realize these other games needed a completely new release for the remastered edition? Why would they re-release so many games in HD or whatever for newer consoles if the new consoles could just update games on their own?
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
Is there a timeline or ETA on a decision? There's probably a thread about it somewhere.
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It'll probably happen that Thursday seeing as Piggy won't call and the condo association isn't really on the hook for anything. As for the update to the document who knows maybe a couple days.
 
Here's to Midfirst hopefully dropping the hammer on Dave, would be even better if they were able to point out how Dave has learned absolutely nothing from the bankruptcy in court.

How big is the "Midfirst Won Begathon" gonna be? $20K goal? OIC better be ready with the credit card.
 
Coke Zero said:
Its insane how he hyped up switching New Vegas to the new Xbox like it was going to magically remaster the game, while also playing remakes of other games such as mass effect and zelda skyward sword. Like do you not realize these other games needed a completely new release for the remastered edition? Why would they re-release so many games in HD or whatever for newer consoles if the new consoles could just update games on their own?
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I’m beginning to believe that pimping himself for the PS5 and SX wasn’t a slimy, thinly-veiled attempt at self-marketing to get people to send him free shit and he actually does believe that new consumer tech really will revolutionize his shitty content and save his life, rather than what actually happens: become the center of his world for 2.5 weeks until his starved dopamine receptors cry out for something else and then get relegated to the ever-growing pile of plastic and silicon in the corner of his office.

Starting the clock on how long it takes before he’s bitching about GamePass and calling it a ripoff.

Again.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Here's to Midfirst hopefully dropping the hammer on Dave, would be even better if they were able to point out how Dave has learned absolutely nothing from the bankruptcy in court.

How big is the "Midfirst Won Begathon" gonna be? $20K goal? OIC better be ready with the credit card.
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A single 20K marathon would be madness. Even King Phil knows his paypigs cant muster those kinds of funds short notice.

So thats why he'll do a week of 4K streams, that way he can also raise a little extra for breakfast on his day off this week too without breaking his selfish paypigs' budgets.

Is he not generous?
 
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I dont know if he knows when to hold em or fold em but when you are an open wallet, does it matter?
 
Radical Goodspeed said:
A single 20K marathon would be madness. Even King Phil knows his paypigs cant muster those kinds of funds short notice.

So thats why he'll do a week of 4K streams, that way he can also raise a little extra for breakfast on his day off this week too without breaking his selfish paypigs' budgets.

Is he not generous?
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At some point he's going to have to explain why he needs all this extra money. I'm surprised he hasn't already.

Texas Funnyhair said:
But yes it's regarding the foreclosure of his CTkahndo which hadn't happened before his bankruptcy since Dave's brilliant strategy was just to walkaway from CTkahndo and hope for the best.
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Did the COVID foreclosure moratoriums have anything to do with it? It looks like foreclosures in CT only resumed in April and there would've been a big backlog.
 
UncleFuckAss said:
It's honestly impressive how adept he has become at not actually playing video games.

>hour long boomer rant every day
>for some reason has to take a break after this
>has to take multiple poop/bloodclot/sauce stirring breaks during the time he's actually playing
>at least 30 minutes is spent leaning in reading instructions from the chat
>goes out of his way to not play stuff that actually requires effort like fighting games or platformers


I wonder what his next scheme to shave more minutes of gameplay off will be?
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Some here have suggested he could possibly go into streaming himself talking about stupid shit (which he does but that comes with playing games poorly). I could see it swinging two ways

1. Something massive will either happen to the world or Phil himself that is political and that will be the catalyst for him to drop his “no political talk rule” and embrace some sort of “Honhest Guy Of the Peepul” persona where he plays on the fence because he’s already too much of a bitch to take a side on anything.

2. He will slowly phase out games all together on his streams by starting to have 1-2 days a week where he streams and it’s “ Just chatting with DSP. Come Hang Out!”. This will be a normal Phil stream minus the gameplay. Tip about food or ask him about a past event with him (that isn’t censored) and he will ramble on about it like a relative that tells you the same story every time you see them.
 
He has another Acks the King episode this week and isn't hyping it up much, whereas it used to be a BIG FUNDRAISING EVENT!!!!

I think Phil would rather his stream be babbling nonsense and being a toxic fuck like monologue therapy sessions, but he knows his life is so uneventful and pointless that it would require lots of stretching. Even his daily prestreams are 90% the same stupid script that's just grown over the year with more begging segments.

So, the plan will eventually be that Phil just begs and begs and begs for 12 hours per day.
 
Pargon said:
I’m beginning to believe that pimping himself for the PS5 and SX wasn’t a slimy, thinly-veiled attempt at self-marketing to get people to send him free shit and he actually does believe that new consumer tech really will revolutionize his shitty content and save his life, rather than what actually happens: become the center of his world for 2.5 weeks until his starved dopamine receptors cry out for something else and then get relegated to the ever-growing pile of plastic and silicon in the corner of his office.

Starting the clock on how long it takes before he’s bitching about GamePass and calling it a ripoff.

Again.
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I fully agree he thought these purchases would help his stREEEm. He's played this game, no pun intended, with his other consoles. Hell he even thought the vest streak was the start of new Pahsativity. He is that diluted that he doesn't know or, pretends to, how bottom of the barrel his content is. After all he thinks he's providing entertainment worth $$$ everyday. With the GamePass all I have to say is there are now three things certain in life. Taxes, Death, and Dave shitting on things.

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Martys_not_smarty said:
Correct, the 27th is his day to dispute any claims by MidFirst and then the following day it's the condo association's turn to do the same and the 29th is the final deliberation.
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Interesting how his alleged wife's day off magically coincides with this major life event.
darkwingosonichugorl said:
He has another Acks the King episode this week and isn't hyping it up much, whereas it used to be a BIG FUNDRAISING EVENT!!!!
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He's going to force Feedbag on the Fag as his new ACTION PACKED fundraisers.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
He has another Acks the King episode this week and isn't hyping it up much, whereas it used to be a BIG FUNDRAISING EVENT!!!!

I think Phil would rather his stream be babbling nonsense and being a toxic fuck like monologue therapy sessions, but he knows his life is so uneventful and pointless that it would require lots of stretching. Even his daily prestreams are 90% the same stupid script that's just grown over the year with more begging segments.

So, the plan will eventually be that Phil just begs and begs and begs for 12 hours per day.
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He needs to hand over something to Pimp Daddy Midfirst and laughed when someone posted this weeks gaming schedule for DSP. He's ducking tomorrow which I know he usually takes Tuesdays off but his day off has been rotating to be with his service horse. Iron Hamster got to it before I finished my post. Can't wait to see what the Axe da Kang tip goal is. Ummm, guise I need to raise 4,000 of funds today okay lol. Dude couldn't be more obvious.
 
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