DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Philly May Lyrus]

Thank you for the compliment and inviting me to your club. Doxxing Tim was a nice change of pace to my daily updates on the twitter adventures of 2 porn-addicted retards.

Who would have thought honing your skills on tards that tweet for attention from heavy used semen receptacles would've lead to your big break on Timbo? Good work sir

That's not even the vest goal OIC, running out of money guy?

Dood! Hawaii is expensive especially when you're paying for everything on the trip as the third wheel.

 

[bajagoogoo]

I love that to keep the chill and positive streams Phil had to resort to straight memory-holing @timboslicegb . Just straight up ignoring the absence of one of his longtime mods and supporters.

Phil figured out that the best thing to do with cultists like Timbo is nothing at all. They always come back.

Phil's going back to Twitch, it's simply a matter of when. We know it. His cult knows it.

This is why Timbo won't dump his Twitch account. He knows exactly what it'll take to prove to Phil he is who he says he is.

 

[Coke Zero]

Finding hidden gems with music or movies is always a wonderful experience and you’re absolutely right, the pig roach though lucky, will never feel actual joy in life. Something snapped in this creature years and years ago. The need to be famous and rich has slowly poisoned his life.

It’s almost like a delicious Greek myth. The tale of the pig man who finally got fame but at the cost of never truly being happy or loved. Bc let’s face it. You know his parents are probably just as disappointed in him as the rest of the world. I can’t imagine they actually support his ass outside of pity.

Phil basically just stopped living once he started streaming. He just exists now, almost like a robot who's only objectives are to collect money and also spend money. Anytime anyone asks anything about him, the story he tells is always from before he moved to seattle. He has done nothing interesting worth talking about at all during the last 5 or so years. Its kind of sad for a minute until you realize who we're talking about and consider he choses to live like this.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

The $14 tip did actually pop up.

Listen you know-it-all immature little kid Agent Proper probably smoked a gram of the stickiest street bud and that kinda effects your short term memory....sound good? okay then. If you don't agree with me you're a shithead nudnik tsss

if you ever get jealous of phil, just remember the simple things. Phil has said he doesn't listen to music how he just doesn't have time.

today I just stumbled upon a weird Synthwave band that does Castlevania inspired songs. I have the playlist on while I'm working on my hobby stuff and I am honestly truly enjoying it.

something that simple as enjoying a song you've never heard before is a simple life pleasure Phil openly states he does not have.

I’d like to say, “surely this must be the pigs’ breaking point; they couldn’t possibly support him after something like this”, but I’ve cracked my skull against that particular brick wall one time too many. Nothing will break the pignosis. Nothing. Not fully.

Bruh you can’t keep a light like that under a basket. Link it.

2 other good bands. The Mini Bosses - rock-ish band performing 8 and 16 bit songs. Also, Powerglove - Heavy metal band from my neck of the woods that do video game music and even a Pokemon theme cover. Their drummer Bazil is insane and a nice guy. Expect tons of double bass pedal

Finding hidden gems with music or movies is always a wonderful experience and you’re absolutely right, the pig roach though lucky, will never feel actual joy in life. Something snapped in this creature years and years ago. The need to be famous and rich has slowly poisoned his life.

It’s almost like a delicious Greek myth. The tale of the pig man who finally got fame but at the cost of never truly being happy or loved. Bc let’s face it. You know his parents are probably just as disappointed in him as the rest of the world. I can’t imagine they actually support his ass outside of pity.

Mama Burnell loves her little Philly baby boy. I have a feeling that the dad thinks he's a disappointment especially with all the help(even the chopper company job) he's given Phil. With Phil being an ungrateful POS. He's probably tired of bailing out his adult son and has more respect for the drug addict cousin/ step sister. My question is do his parents know the severity of his narcissism and constant lying(even as a younger person)? I believe I read he took meds in HS and wonder if the parents were just accustomed to him or if they questioned things. The mom seems thick as a brick but the father seems to be intelligent enough to have a good resume.

Edit: not worded the best but do his parents know how bad his issues are? Even as a younger person. Because fuck he throws his parents under the bus anytime he feels hurt and can imagine he was doing this with others at home in CT. Nothing is his fault

 

[ProvenWrong]

This whole video is great but it, more importantly, includes his rant against other streamers that don't take breaks.
It's a must-hear if you haven't. It starts at 8:29.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4wo-r67DH0:509Truly one of the dumbest and most toxic things he has ever said. I love how he uses his own body as an example. "I'll be sitting here and all of the sudden I'm starting to feel tired. It's because my blood is not circulating well enough." OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT YOU, PHIL. You can't judge other people's health choices based on your decaying body. He straight-up can't imagine that other people have different bodies to his. Let alone that other people are healthier than him.

I also doubt he's aware that most other streamers are at least 10 years younger than him. "You guys remember, when I started on Youtube, I was playing pretty lengthy marathon sessions of certain games, but now it's like, I need a break. I can't fucking sit here and play games constantly." Gee Phil, and how old were you back then? Late-20s? Isn't that roughly the age of the average streamer?

It really is amazing how he has convinced himself that he does everything in the best way possible.
Last thing of note is that he contributes his declining health pretty much exclusively to age. "You get old, that shit happens." Completely fucking helpless and clueless. His pathological lack of foresight will kill him in the end.
What a fucking idiot.

"Streams long hours like I do."
You stream 5 hours..

Gin has this dude living in a make believe world.

Lmao

 

[snort inquisition]

"Streams long hours like I do."
You stream 5 hours..

Gin has this dude living in a make believe world.

Lmao

he streams for 5 hours, then takes a break to "have a meal with his wife!!!!!" then streams for 2 hours

this is his defintion of "busting your ass"

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

We all thought Phil spent his money on WWE Champions... but in actuality, he spends it on getting blowjobs in Second Life.

 

[DeeTracktor]

''Ive started yawning on stream, Im not tired, Im not bored, I need oxygen'' is an amazing quote from Phil during that rant.

✂️ I need oxygen

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Amazing!

 

[Lord_Point]

This whole video is great but it, more importantly, includes his rant against other streamers that don't take breaks.
It's a must-hear if you haven't. It starts at 8:29.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4wo-r67DH0:509Truly one of the dumbest and most toxic things he has ever said. I love how he uses his own body as an example. "I'll be sitting here and all of the sudden I'm starting to feel tired. It's because my blood is not circulating well enough." OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT YOU, PHIL. You can't judge other people's health choices based on your decaying body. He straight-up can't imagine that other people have different bodies to his. Let alone that other people are healthier than him.

I also doubt he's aware that most other streamers are at least 10 years younger than him. "You guys remember, when I started on Youtube, I was playing pretty lengthy marathon sessions of certain games, but now it's like, I need a break. I can't fucking sit here and play games constantly." Gee Phil, and how old were you back then? Late-20s? Isn't that roughly the age of the average streamer?

It really is amazing how he has convinced himself that he does everything in the best way possible.
Last thing of note is that he contributes his declining health pretty much exclusively to age. "You get old, that shit happens." Completely fucking helpless and clueless. His pathological lack of foresight will kill him in the end.
What a fucking idiot.

Even in the world were Phil will die if he doesn't cut his steam time in half with breaks, you can still do interesting shit with your stream. Make stretching/taking breaks part of the stream, do 1 jumping jack for every death, etc. When people say they dont like your breaks what they obviously mean is they dont want to hear shitty goutwave music while you stand off screen and play WWE on your phone.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Did he tip himself again?
I don't believe these last minute tip to magically meet his quota

Oh well trolls lost I guess, let's punch some airs

DSP every time he hits the tips goal!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

''Ive started yawning on stream, Im not tired, Im not bored, I need oxygen'' is an amazing quote from Phil during that rant.

✂️ I need oxygen

15 seconds · Clipped by stoo bee · Original video "DSPGaming: Old Man Health" by Mrhuth Stuff

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Amazing!

He's too lazy to remember to breathe.

Lord_Point​

Even in the world were Phil will die if he doesn't cut his steam time in half with breaks, you can still do interesting shit with your stream. Make stretching/taking breaks part of the stream, do 1 jumping jack for every death, etc. When people say they dont like your breaks what they obviously mean is they dont want to hear shitty goutwave music while you stand off screen and play WWE on your phone.

It's one thing to stretch your legs or go to the bathroom but to return from a 30-minute break and explaining to your viewers that you spent it laying down with your cat conversing with it...

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Did he tip himself again?
I don't believe these last minute tip to magically meet his quota

Oh well trolls lost I guess, let's punch some airs

I doubt he tipped himself (because he'd lose some precious cents due to fees), but his whales 100% love seeing him beg and squirm. If they really cared about him, they'd unload their cash in the first 20 min of the stream and then fuck off.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

He's too lazy to remember to breathe.




It's one thing to stretch your legs or go to the bathroom but to return from a 30-minute break and explaining to your viewers that you spent it laying down with your cat and talking to it...

That post nasal drip only allows him to breathe from his mouth dood...surprised he didn't pass out. The blood circulation ramble during the day pre-stream was interesting too

 

[Pargon]

DSP every time he hits the tips goal!

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I think that’s more Scopley’s board of directors every time they see Phil’s account go active.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Just look at this beyond autistic schedule.
You want me to play Game Pass games? Gotta wait until I finish Danganronpa and Mass Effect. When am I playing Mass Effect? In 6-7 days. Gotta make room for Ask the King.
He's been thinking about dropping Ask the King for, like, 2 years now? This man's lack of assertion makes me want to pull my hair out.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

It's honestly impressive how adept he has become at not actually playing video games.

>hour long boomer rant every day
>for some reason has to take a break after this
>has to take multiple poop/bloodclot/sauce stirring breaks during the time he's actually playing
>at least 30 minutes is spent leaning in reading instructions from the chat
>goes out of his way to not play stuff that actually requires effort like fighting games or platformers


I wonder what his next scheme to shave more minutes of gameplay off will be?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Just look at this beyond autistic schedule.
You want me to play Game Pass games? Gotta wait until I finish Danganronpa and Mass Effect. When am I playing Mass Effect? In 6-7 days. Gotta make room for Ask the King.
He's been thinking about dropping Ask the King for, like, 2 years now? This man's lack of assertion makes me want to pull my hair out.

Is Tuesday (tomorrow) the court day? I thought the 27th had some significance. Anyway I didn't think Tues was the regular day off any more or am I wrong?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

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Just look at this beyond autistic schedule.
You want me to play Game Pass games? Gotta wait until I finish Danganronpa and Mass Effect. When am I playing Mass Effect? In 6-7 days. Gotta make room for Ask the King.
He's been thinking about dropping Ask the King for, like, 2 years now? This man's lack of assertion makes me want to pull my hair out.

Guess What day Axe the King falls on? convenient
Also, No Flight Sim...the reason for the series X lol

@SaidNoOneEver - I believe the 27th is the court date and around the 29th is when midfirst can try to push his shit in.

 

[Pargon]

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Just look at this beyond autistic schedule.
You want me to play Game Pass games? Gotta wait until I finish Danganronpa and Mass Effect. When am I playing Mass Effect? In 6-7 days. Gotta make room for Ask the King.
He's been thinking about dropping Ask the King for, like, 2 years now? This man's lack of assertion makes me want to pull my hair out.

“Fallout: New Vegas (NOW ON XBOX SERIES X!)”

Its…the same game…with the same graphics…that you could play…on a console two generations back.

Please God, let it stop, let it end.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dude, hear what he's saying and look what Simple Bubble said. What the fuck was that word manipulation he did???

✂️ wait a minute...

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Waaaaaaaaaahhhh. No one is paying attention to meeeeeeeeeeeee.

This whole video is great but it, more importantly, includes his rant against other streamers that don't take breaks.
It's a must-hear if you haven't. It starts at 8:29.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4wo-r67DH0:509Truly one of the dumbest and most toxic things he has ever said. I love how he uses his own body as an example. "I'll be sitting here and all of the sudden I'm starting to feel tired. It's because my blood is not circulating well enough." OTHER PEOPLE ARE NOT YOU, PHIL. You can't judge other people's health choices based on your decaying body. He straight-up can't imagine that other people have different bodies to his. Let alone that other people are healthier than him.

I also doubt he's aware that most other streamers are at least 10 years younger than him. "You guys remember, when I started on Youtube, I was playing pretty lengthy marathon sessions of certain games, but now it's like, I need a break. I can't fucking sit here and play games constantly." Gee Phil, and how old were you back then? Late-20s? Isn't that roughly the age of the average streamer?

It really is amazing how he has convinced himself that he does everything in the best way possible.
Last thing of note is that he contributes his declining health pretty much exclusively to age. "You get old, that shit happens." Completely fucking helpless and clueless. His pathological lack of foresight will kill him in the end.
What a fucking idiot.

lol. He dropped another nugget that explains his firings. He was a nosy busy body walking around talking to people that were actually trying to get their work done.

He's too lazy to remember to breathe.




It's one thing to stretch your legs or go to the bathroom but to return from a 30-minute break and explaining to your viewers that you spent it laying down with your cat conversing with it...

Then demanding they give you money for it.

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Just look at this beyond autistic schedule.
You want me to play Game Pass games? Gotta wait until I finish Danganronpa and Mass Effect. When am I playing Mass Effect? In 6-7 days. Gotta make room for Ask the King.
He's been thinking about dropping Ask the King for, like, 2 years now? This man's lack of assertion makes me want to pull my hair out.

He should rename it Reeeeeeask the king as it's the same questions and whining over and over. Absolutely nothing has changed since the last one since nothing happens in his life.