🎨 Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

maybe if we knew what sorts of things she _does_ get off to then there wouldn't be so much speculation that she wants the woggle-dong

I'm leaning to "yes" - don't think she fantasizes about actually having sex with him but some platonic love is possible and likely. Not to the point where she believes cartoon bug is real and talking to her on Twitter but some fantasies of him being real and just out of reach probably are there.

The problem is she's a literal retard.

The thing is, actual retards with actual intellectual deficit are often very horny all the time. It's a thing that people working with them need to be aware of but that are not mentioned often: they really need to keep an eye on them because left unattended they get to fucking almost instantly. At least those with mild intellectual deficit. Those below probably would too but they usually can't figure out how it's done.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm leaning to "yes" - don't think she fantasizes about actually having sex with him but some platonic love is possible and likely. Not to the point where she believes cartoon bug is real and talking to her on Twitter but some fantasies of him being real and just out of reach probably are there.

She's gone as far as to say she loves Woggie but she doesn't want the insect dick. But then I don't think Cynthia actually knows what she wants as her ideas are all over the place. So it's less knowing what she wants and more whatever she feels like at this moment.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She's gone as far as to say she loves Woggie but she doesn't want the insect dick. But then I don't think Cynthia actually knows what she wants as her ideas are all over the place. So it's less knowing what she wants and more whatever she feels like at this moment.

It almost feels like Woggy is too sacred for her to imagine him in sexual situations.

 

[Ido]

I don't think it's sexual, her fantasy is to be saved from a group home- I mean orphanage, by a whimsical creature and a father. Considering her self-insert Slyvie is 8, there's absolutely no room to romance her (thank god), boiling it down it's literally her escaping her every day life to a bizarre world all her own and being taken in by someone who understands her. I get that, she just wants someone to understand her, she wants a parental figure who will be there for her and help guide her but she's been stuck on this for so long it's consumed her. It's consumed and stunted her so much that she can't even handle if anyone likes Wogglebug in a different way than her. She can't let Wogglebug die, that's letting everything she dreamed of die. She has to get this out there! Maybe someone, somewhere, will see her movie, understand and "adopt" her!

Only thing I can think of, tbh.

 

[Thundershlock]

I imagine its possible for people with compromised brain function could also have poor development in whatever area which manages sexual attraction/interest/behavior

I'm more wondering why she insists to make it a children's franchise

 

[WogglebugLover]

Once again I want to state that I have no sexual interest with Wogglebug whatsoever. Firstly because I first came to love him when I was 12-years-old and the love I feel for him to this day is still from when I was just 12-years-old. And I made Sylvie half that age because I wish I could have known him as I came to love him at 12 at that age also.

And secondly, I am quite sure I am asexual.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

And secondly, I am quite sure I am asexual.

Spoiler: More like a sexual deviant!

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Once again I want to state that I have no sexual interest with Wogglebug whatsoever. Firstly because I first came to love him when I was 12-years-old and the love I feel for him to this day is still from when I was just 12-years-old. And I made Sylvie half that age because I wish I could have known him as I came to love him at 12 at that age also.

And secondly, I am quite sure I am asexual.

Asexuality isn't real. It's literally a Tumblr meme. Probably you just have low sex drive because of all the meds you take.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Asexuality isn't real. It's literally a Tumblr meme. Probably you just have low sex drive because of all the meds you take.

Either that or sex-based trauma.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Most peoples initial sexual awakenings seem to happen around 11-12. Though I do think in this case her claims to not being *knowingly* into something is correct. The overtones some of you are noticing in her writing are unintentional and unintended, but still likely have some subconscious origin.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Is that supposed to be a rabbit or a donkey?

Behold the rankey and despair!

 

[Thundershlock]

Once again I want to state that I have no sexual interest with Wogglebug whatsoever. Firstly because I first came to love him when I was 12-years-old and the love I feel for him to this day is still from when I was just 12-years-old. And I made Sylvie half that age because I wish I could have known him as I came to love him at 12 at that age also.

And secondly, I am quite sure I am asexual.

Asexuality isn't real. It's literally a Tumblr meme. Probably you just have low sex drive because of all the meds you take.

Lots of medication can cause this too. Medical conditions as well, plus obesity is a factor but she likely has the cognition ability of a teenager, maximum. A young teenager.

She may not have had a sexual awakening. Not sure if thats possible but some people are just that simple.

 

[Ido]

She may not have had a sexual awakening. Not sure if thats possible but some people are just that simple.

Girls get thrown a shit ton of "your prince will come and you'll live happily ever after!" from such a young age, by 8 years old all the girls in my class were boy crazy (Crushes and puppy love, good times). Its definitely not the same as any sort of awakening, but I'm not sure Cynthia's even reached the puppy love phase, something did go horrible wrong at the age of 12, maybe a really fucked up late first crush? I keep forgetting how old the orphan is, but there's a reason Cynthia made her 6-8 and that's used as a shield for her to avoid complex feelings, because the character is "young".

I have to wonder what her life was like before she knew what the wogglebug even was, and if who ever gave her that damn oz book can sleep at night.

edit: I'm making the assumption that she hasn't hit the puppy love phase as I just can't find any sort of love in her works, as I stated earlier. It's just completely devoid of any emotion, and the way she talks about her mom and her family, I can't say she feels for anyone but herself, it's like she's stuck in the me phase.

 

[Thundershlock]

Girls get thrown a shit ton of "your prince will come and you'll live happily ever after!" from such a young age, by 8 years old all the girls in my class were boy crazy (Crushes and puppy love, good times). Its definitely not the same as any sort of awakening, but I'm not sure Cynthia's even reached the puppy love phase, something did go horrible wrong at the age of 12, maybe a really fucked up late first crush? I keep forgetting how old the orphan is, but there's a reason Cynthia made her 6-8 and that's used as a shield for her to avoid complex feelings, because the character is "young".

I have to wonder what her life was like before she knew what the wogglebug even was, and if who ever gave her that damn oz book can sleep at night.

edit: I'm making the assumption that she hasn't hit the puppy love phase as I just can't find any sort of love in her works, as I stated earlier. It's just completely devoid of any emotion, and the way she talks about her mom and her family, I can't say she feels for anyone but herself, it's like she's stuck in the me phase.

Is it possible shes a sociopath as well?

 

[Spergichu]

I did not have sexual relations with that Wogglebug.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's just completely devoid of any emotion

There are some basic emotions. Woggy despairs a lot (over being laughed at by the King's council and the Kiwi trees) and there is hostile tension between the elf and the fairy for example. They are there, there just aren't properly expressed - which is rather understandable coming from an autistic creator with little reading experience.

Is it possible shes a sociopath as well?

Unlikely. Sociopaths and psychopaths are driven by their pursuit of strong \ extreme experiences. She's too... timid to be either of those.

I did not have sexual relations with that Wogglebug.

Stains on his (blue) vest say otherwise...

 

[Monolith]

Once again I want to state that I have no sexual interest with Wogglebug whatsoever. Firstly because I first came to love him when I was 12-years-old and the love I feel for him to this day is still from when I was just 12-years-old. And I made Sylvie half that age because I wish I could have known him as I came to love him at 12 at that age also.

And secondly, I am quite sure I am asexual.

8 x 2 != 12

 

[PTNR 2.0]

And I don't see any validity to your criticism, and if there was any I would gladly take it to heart. But I don't need to.

You have literally said you'd refuse to take our advice out of spite EVEN IF it was proven, conclusively, to be true and valid.

You are now saying that you'd take our criticism to heart if it was valid.

These two statements are mutually exclusive. Which one is the lie, liar?

And secondly, I am quite sure I am asexual.

I already know the answer to this, but just want to get you on record in the interest of documenting everything, because no shit is too minor here at the Farms: have you fucked?

 

[XYZpdq]

Girls get thrown a shit ton of "your prince will come and you'll live happily ever after!" from such a young age

"Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a little princess, and she was very sad, for her mother and father had sent her to a group home. Before the princess appeared a traveling bug, riding upon a white horse . . ."

 

[雑音🐈]

No matter how much you may want to see me living in a group home it will never happen, and I will make sure it never happens if I have to.

And I know that you think no matter how much I want my dreams to come true they won't happen, but I am still optimistic as just last night I spoke with Al Whiting to ask his for a few answers I need before I fill out the application on the website of the organization that can help us get $25,000 we need for my film, and I am now all the more confident that he is legit from the answers he provided me with including a pdf that contains information about the crew for the film.

can you just show us the pdf already? i'm curious to see how far nigerian scam tech has come over the past decade.