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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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As others have pointed out, a lot of her writing - both in books and videos - has some sexual undertones. She might not be mentally developed enough to know exactly what it all means, but we're all animals at the end of the day, and her inner animal likes to fuck cockroaches.
It's actually quite fascinating how intentional but very subtle sexual undertones and stuff that end up in a work unintentionally by some unconscious decisions end up looking exactly the same.
 
And yes, my mom has called me pretty and smart. Because those things are true. But I don't actually need her to say so for me to know they are true.
No.
All that pedophile subtext that you got Woggie to say completely blew over your head, didn't it? It pisses me off that people are playing 'fuck with the retarded woman' because you're not bright enough to recognize context and that you are being trolled. Guess what? Real trolls will never tell you they are trolling, they will praise you to keep the joke running as long as possible.

I know I said I wouldn't help her any more, but I don't like weens fucking with the mentally defecient unless they are named Chris-Chan.
Honestly Cherie deserves it because she's a massive cunt.
 
@WogglebugLover it's "cool" you have a sneezing fetish and all but maybe don't put it in your product intended for children.
Within the first 20 seconds no less, that must be a new record.

Why is it always dimension hopping with you people?

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Things fucking terrifying. You honestly expect a 4 year old kid to find this guy whimsical and endearing and not just crap themselves out of fear?
Be honest now, this face?
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Really? This face here?
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Needless to say but I really don't believe you Cherie.
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Even these are less disturbing than PS1 Bunny Wife 4, and they're meant to be intentionally unsettling.
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Looks like your software (that's intended to be used for advanced story boarding and not animating actual movies) didn't have a baby bunny model.
"Don't worry I'm sure nobody will notice" - Cynthia's mantra
Let me guess, you thought no one would notice.
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99.999999% sure the original Troll Doll™ design is owned by DreamWorks Animation™ and some other prick, so you might want to get on that.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2...ng-lawsuit-from-original-trolls-o_a_21885564/
Wouldn't want another Link™/Nintendo™ situation.

Why do all your uploads have those black boarders on either side? What aspect ratio do you use?
Or like so many clipping issues with "your" characters and unintentional pantie shots did you just not notice them?
Or you did but thought (like with most things) nobody else would? We noticed Cynthia, we noticed.
 
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Even these are less disturbing than PS1 Bunny Wife 4, and they're meant to be intentionally unsettling.
Nice references. Eraserhead AND Rabbits. I see you are a person of culture and possibly some very deeply unsettling emotional issues.
 
Much more the the latter but thanks.
P.s Birdgirl sucks without you and all your employees.
Anybody that likes David Lynch can't be a bad person. That's reserved for the ones that masturbate all over his work and claim he's a genius for saying this and that when he's admitted that often times he just gets an idea, films it, and then works out later how to fit it into the story. That's how the character of Bob was created during Twin Peaks. It was one part David hearing something and deciding to film a small scene and later on a camera error where he was caught in a reflection.

Yeah and I was disappointed by Birdgirl too. It lacked the manic energy that Harvey Birdman had.
 
Oh boy, here we go.

Mr. H.M. Wogglebug and his S.O. Sylvie come across a unicorn voiced apparently by the female snake from Rikki Tikki Tavi. The second jankiest camera work in the history of Mon Cherie then gives way to an interminable middle section where no one moves but the mouths. The unicorn gets poisoned by an apparently invisible monster and then Woggs gets a cure from some kind of cherubic alchemist who teleports through closed doors rather than opening them. Then the even more janky camera work scene of riding the unicorn while 1996 Encarta type music awkwardly loops almost as jarringly as the camera ensues.

Stunning plot takeaway: Professor Know It All Mengele apparently comes from our universe just like Sylvie. Its probably a better retirement place for Third Reich doctors on the lam than Argentina I guess.

 
@WogglebugLover it's "cool" you have a sneezing fetish and all but maybe don't put it in your product intended for children.
Within the first 20 seconds no less, that must be a new record.
Wogglebug and Sylvie's Easter Adventure.mp4
Why is it always dimension hopping with you people?
So... story lifted from Grinch but with a pseudo-villain who can't take a mall song and just gives up? And no story structure (if the sneezing is important in the first act it should come back around the end, if the egg hunt is mentioned it should be elaborated on and so on).
https://youtu.be/KbcVXddXG4M?t=233
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Things fucking terrifying. You honestly expect a 4 year old kid to find this guy whimsical and endearing and not just crap themselves out of fear?
Be honest now, this face?
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Really? This face here?
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Needless to say but I really don't believe you Cherie.
It looks like a bastard child of a Moomin and a donkey.

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Even these are less disturbing than PS1 Bunny Wife 4, and they're meant to be intentionally unsettling.
I actually like simplistic design of this one, especially the realistic fabric texture on her dress.

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Looks like your software (that's intended to be used for advanced story boarding and not animating actual movies) didn't have a baby bunny model.
"Don't worry I'm sure nobody will notice" - Cynthia's mantra
I expected better from you... The subtle hint here is that Mr. Bunny is a cuckold, everybody can see it. And with his face looking like this, can you really blame Ms. Bunny?

Let me guess, you thought no one would notice.
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99.999999% sure the original Troll Doll™ design is owned by DreamWorks Animation™ and some other prick, so you might want to get on that.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2...ng-lawsuit-from-original-trolls-o_a_21885564/
Wouldn't want another Link™/Nintendo™ situation.
What surprises me is that trolls are shown in positive light here :)

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Oh boy, here we go.

Mr. H.M. Wogglebug and his S.O. Sylvie come across a unicorn voiced apparently by the female snake from Rikki Tikki Tavi. The second jankiest camera work in the history of Mon Cherie then gives way to an interminable middle section where no one moves but the mouths. The unicorn gets poisoned by an apparently invisible monster and then Woggs gets a cure from some kind of cherubic alchemist who teleports through closed doors rather than opening them. Then the even more janky camera work scene of riding the unicorn while 1996 Encarta type music awkwardly loops almost as jarringly as the camera ensues.

Stunning plot takeaway: Professor Know It All Mengele apparently comes from our universe just like Sylvie. Its probably a better retirement place for Third Reich doctors on the lam than Argentina I guess.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sH1rcnsHKM
Oh boy indeed, here we go again, again.

@WogglebugLover Queen of tell don't show, again.

Playback speed of at least 1.5 is strongly recommended, again.

0:02
How she disappears between the fade/transition then proceeds to unnaturally slide backwards then descends from levitating apparently for no discernible reason, again.

0:10
No wait, my headphones aren't broken, again.

0:49
Fatally overdosing on pure uncut exposition, again.

1;23
WHOA! That was one hell of a roller coaster ride/basic tracking shot, again.

1;28
Reading the first draft and using the first take is always the right choice, again.

1;37
Page turn, again.

1;57
Miss Unicorn, you're trying to seduce me, again.

2:26
Natural dialog, again.

2:32
C-197, again.

2:46
The land of the Unicorns, again.

2:52
"the veil between them thins"
Grammar, again.

3:11
I don't think you could even really call this animation, as for that to be true it would first need to be, you know, animated, again.

4:56
Wow and it just keeps going on and on and on like this, again.

5:09
No really. Holding on that exact same shot completely unbroken with seldom any "animation" or movement to speak of, for 6 entire minutes, again.

5:31
GET ON WITH IT! again.

6:04
"Wow that is so awesome"
and not at all stilted and weird, again.

6:19
This entire line of dialog manages not only to be as creepy as Wogglephile himself but also a grammatical abortion, again.

6:35
Obvious self insert is obvious and book physics that are so broken that they may cause the very fabric of the universe itself to be torn asunder, again.

6:48 BWAHAHAH! Down I go, again.

6:53
"I've been bitten by a tree imp"
Gee wish I could have seen that, again.

6;50
No take your time, keep expositting, not like there's any sense of urgency or anything, again.

7:57
Jump cut to implied rough gay troll sex with implied gay troll sex toys, again.

8:20
DOOR OPENING ANIMATION NOT FOUND, again.

8:46
Jump cut back to moonshine physics that cause the very fabric of the universe itself to be torn asunder again, again.

8:53
Boing, again.

9;20
Phrasing, again.

9:34
Hold on I forgot something, again.

9:44
WHOA! Whiplash, again.

9;46
Stock music attempts to loop but instead has a massive stroke then dies abruptly in a moment that can only be described as unintentional comedic genius, again.

9:54
"That really was the ride of my life"
Eww still sounds so wrong, especially from a child, again.

10;01
"The please has been all mine"
Qué? More of Cherie's fabled genius on full display, again.

!0:08
"Now I must return home to my land of the unicorns"
I have to go now, my planet needs me, again.

10:27
Pop, again.

10:32
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Unadulterated baby Valium, again.
The lack of any music (besides that 15 seconds of cheep stock) was deafening, again.
So much so it's a almost a signature of Cynthia's "movies" at this point, that and being uncanny as all fuck, again.

Mono voice actors, that was an interesting creative choice, again.
You should pay Voice Guy 2.0, just so he can buy himself a decent microphone, again.
Or I don't know, because it's just the right fucking thing to do! FUCKING AGAIN!
And don't give us that shit about how he didn't want to be paid, you know you're in the wrong by taking advantage of someone's kindness, again.
 
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So, I binged the whole thread and... Wow. Just wow. That's something special, all right.
To put my two cents, I'd like to talk about bug fucking and confirm that our lolcow is, in fact, a true and honest bug fetishist. This just my theory, mind you. It's just that I noticed that some people seem to think that WBL is just an innocent autist with hyperfixation on Woggie. I want to present you an alternative view on her obsession with that cockroach. Sooo... Bear with me.

1) Cynthia has a weird obsession with protecting Woggie. He also cries a LOT. This is a fetish called "hurt/comfort" and it's very popular in fanfic. The basic idea is comforting the character that was mistreated or hurted in one way or another. This might be sexual or purely platonic. This corresponds well with Cynthia's obsession with Wogglebug. She thinks that he was bullied and harassed by trolls, angry Oz fans and other nasty people, and she and only SHE can save him. This theme is very popular in fanfic.

2) Sneeze fetish. Need I to say more? Oh, probably I can. Being a sped, Cynthia doesn't realise her sexual obsession with Wogglebug sneezing. It's probably due to her emotional immaturity, as she seems to be stunned in her development on 10 y.o. level.

3) All this sexual subtext in her work is not unintentional at all and in fact shows her desire to be fucked by Woggie. Being ashamed of her sexuality, she doesn't fully realise it, but the tension between the bug and that creepy girl is so obvious, I think they should fuck already.

4) All those projects about her cockroach husbando are her attempt to hide her sexual attraction. It's called sublimation. Basically, Cynthia tries to channel her sexual energy into some other source so she can distract herself from steamy and hot bug fucking that she wants so much.

5) There are a fetish called oviposition where people want to be fucked by bugs. Said bugs also lay eggs into their victims pussy. That's... That's all.

P. S. This is my first post on KF and it's weird as fuck. I'm so sorry. But I just wanted to do psychoanalysis on Cynthia and this is something that I have to say.
 
2) Sneeze fetish. Need I to say more? Oh, probably I can. Being a sped, Cynthia doesn't realise her sexual obsession with Wogglebug sneezing. It's probably due to her emotional immaturity, as she seems to be stunned in her development on 10 y.o. level.
I think in reality it's much simpler here. It's probably a trait taken from someone she admires \ admired irl who had hay fever. So she projected the condition on Woggie as a tribute to the person.

5) There are a fetish called oviposition where people want to be fucked by bugs. Said bugs also lay eggs into their victims pussy. That's... That's all.
Woggy is too anthropomorphic for this. Look at her rendition of him - the only insect trait he has are his antennae and even those aren't very insect-like. Without them Woggie is just a fat brown man who gets too touchy with little girls.

P. S. This is my first post on KF and it's weird as fuck. I'm so sorry. But I just wanted to do psychoanalysis on Cynthia and this is something that I have to say.
It's a good first post.
Now get yourself an avatar :)
 
maybe if we knew what sorts of things she _does_ get off to then there wouldn't be so much speculation that she wants the woggle-dong
The problem is she's a literal retard. She's so stunted she probably doesn't even recognize her feelings as sexual. Just that they make her feel good in some way. If that's the case she's incapable of expressing her feelings on the subject.
 
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