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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Phil's mods are so unlikable I swear.
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Ah. This old tactic. Definitely never any drama. Nope never.
 
So i was watching some of the pre-stream ramblings, and jesus the "there was a taco place on every corner" how the fuck can this faggot be racist to an entire region of a state...Christ he pisses me off so bad.

Also the "i was visiting a friend for a SF tournament WAY BEFORE EVO..." i love how Phil tries to act like he's been around before everything started..."Da Grass Roots of the FGC" stfu Phil EVO started in 1996, and you claimed it was "WAY before EVO" so what 4 or 5 years before EVO? which woulda been like fucking 1991 or 1992 making you all of fucking 9-13 years old MAX.

So your lying ass is claiming you went all the way across the country for fighting game tournaments when you were 10 basically? I doubt your chain smoking failure of a mother woulda let you walk down the street without your helmet let alone travel the country unattended for some fighting game tournament which when you simply break it all down none of that story full of lies he spewed make any sense unless of course you follow the old DSP adage of "it makes sense if you don't think about it".

When I was looking into it the only instance i can find of any fighting game tournament that was prior to EVO MIGHT of been the Battle By the Bay in California (Northern California SF & Oakland Area) which is obvious not even close to Orange County or the LA area. And I say might because Evo started that same fucking year and I was too lazy to see which one happened before the other, which doesn't really matter cuz either way my point still stands.

My entire inane autistic rambling here is just to show that Dave can't help but always fucking lie when telling any story can he? Like he lies just to lie, why? It makes no sense, until you realize he's a fucking habitual chronic liar. Every story told is some sort of twisted version or an outright lie to always make him seem like he is better than, bigger than, or more important than he really is, or to try and make himself look good and someone else look bad or to make himself seem less stupid or prove he is right in some way.
 
YA know! I've made fun of Phil saying if it wasn't for his streams or his prestreams play out like or pretty soon he'll be some crazy homeless man in the back of a subway car yelling incoherently at his shoe or a pigeon

I was wrong...

It won't be a shoe or pigeon and won't be on a subway but the prophecy is coming to fruition just in a small solitary room instead of a subway and cat instead of a shoe or pigeon
 
Draventren said:
So timbo shows up and is just as boring and pathetic as I expected. Moving on.



You know for a fact he bought the 161.99 one thinking he was getting a fucking STEAL on this special custom homemade professional mature yoga DVD set and then never used it once. Such a savvy consumer.

I hope he still has these because he could legitimately make so much money off of streaming himself doing the yoga. None of you here can tell me you wouldn't be compelled to watch it at least once. DSP yoga streams when?
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DDP Yoga and Ring Fit Adventure will make Dave the next fitness guru. Or we can laugh at a pig with a platinum vest and cowboy hat doing down dogs and Hindu squats for $ from ♿️.
 
It pains me when people asks for highlights in a thread when there is a highlight function on the site. It's great for when a thread jumps several pages
 
blahblahblah678 said:
DDP Yoga and Ring Fit Adventure will make Dave the next fitness guru. Or we can laugh at a pig with a platinum vest and cowboy hat doing down dogs and Hindu squats for $ from ♿️.
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He would never wear the plat vest for this. He wants to steal his body not kill it with heat!

Get ready for next level deep questions. Phil is by far the best streamer in the world to answer them. Buckle up, strap in, brace yourselves!
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In one of his house tours he had the DDP yoga mat thrown in the corner and mentioned wanting to try it to fix his back. This was back when every fatass wrestling fan was trying it. The funny thing is that DDP made it so you can do it no matter what physical shape you're in, there's routines for people who can't even get out of bed, but Phil still didn't do it.

Edit: I just remembered this little tidbit, but DDP also tried to help Boogie2988 at some point and ended up giving up on him.
 
Nigel of Ukip said:
I'm also confident that were it not for his doxing he would still be there now.

Absolutely none of these people come here because they are fed up with Phil. They come here when Phil does something directly to them, or they get doxed. And all of a sudden we're the good guys, everything we say is true and they knew it all along, oh and clearly they wanted to move from Phil anyway.
Get off it. The only reason they come here is to not get their shit pushed in for the taunting they did.
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Anyone over the past 13 years who became a genuine dsp fan did so seemingly because they had nowhere else to go and (sadly in a lot of cases I'm sure) nothing else to do with their lives. No matter how much they liked him they've only ever been detractors in the making, content to have their similarly underveloped worldview espoused through tard bux sponsorship up until the point they naturally develop a gag reflex towards the mirror image of their own self loathing.

There doesn't appear to be many well developed examples out there of those who flew the coop and have been able to keep the gouty stream urchin out of their mind. I'm sure some have been able to flee without looking back but there are so many examples of the opposite. Like phil they're incapable of actually moving on with their lives, they're in stasis simply switching to the other side of the board and weirdly they expect a hero's welcome as though this is simply a higher tier cult to them. Though a level of phil dependency makes sense to me simply because, no matter how bad of a day we're having you can always bring up his daily shitshow and take solace in the fact that you're not him. I'm not really surprised people have a difficult time letting go of him in some form when he's such a perfect example of a horrible human being (when it finally suits them to be made aware of it) and the very thing that compels genuine support from them is the fact that they're so much like him.
 
Fuckyoudad said:
Anyone over the past 13 years who became a genuine dsp fan did so seemingly because they had nowhere else to go and (sadly in a lot of cases I'm sure) nothing else to do with their lives. No matter how much they liked him they've only ever been detractors in the making, content to have their similarly underveloped worldview espoused through tard bux sponsorship up until the point they naturally develop a gag reflex towards the mirror image of their own self loathing.

There doesn't appear to be many well developed examples out there of those who flew the coop and have been able to keep the gouty stream urchin out of their mind. I'm sure some have been able to flee without looking back but there are so many examples of the opposite. Like phil they're incapable of actually moving on with their lives, they're in stasis simply switching to the other side of the board and weirdly they expect a hero's welcome as though this is simply a higher tier cult to them. Though a level of phil dependency makes sense to me simply because, no matter how bad of a day we're having you can always bring up his daily shitshow and take solace in the fact that you're not him. I'm not really surprised people have a difficult time letting go of him in some form when he's such a perfect example of a horrible human being (when it finally suits them to be made aware of it) and the very thing that compels genuine support from them is the fact that they're so much like him.
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Leanna isn't the hero they deserve, but she's the hero they need.
 
Piece of Peace said:
There's no tracking for memberships, trust me I've checked.

My method of tracking is as follows:

For people who join while Phil is streaming it is public info, so I am able to scrape it with the Python script I'm using. Members who join while Phil isn't streaming are effectively invisible, so the only way I'll know is if his membership number goes up between streams.

If his membership number drops overnight, then that indicates that memberships from exactly one month ago chose not to auto-renew. All of these events are accounted for on the spreadsheet and effect my income calculations.

At the end of the day, I'm relying pretty heavily on Phil reporting the numbers correctly, but I actually don't think he's lying about them because of some patterns I've been noticing in his behavior since I started tracking 3 months ago.
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Thanks for the heads up. The membership numbers really makes me wonder sometimes.
Poo Twister said:
He has a Batphone to Phil, probably has his own discord to titilate Phil's udders.

*Edit* This is fucking gross, I apologise.
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I'll up the ante. The discord thing made me picture DSP as Mel Gibson on South Park where he was playing with his chest saying "My nipples are SO hard, They hurt when I twist them." Thank you sir for mentioning Dave's odd shaped tits and wanted to share some nightmare fuel with everyone.
 
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