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architects said:
“I get up and take a break and interact with my family”.
I don’t know why “family” triggers me so much. Just say you interact with your wife and pet cat you fucking peasant.
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His 'family' is his WWE roster.
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Phil says that the streamers who stream for hours without breaks "are hurting their bodies significantly". "They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're going to get sick. You have to take breaks. You have to exercise the body."
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And the prove him wrong by being alive everyday.
Pandalee’s Tits said:
It really is incredible. Cats are PROBABLY the easiest pets to own. As easy as having fish. You know what? Cats are easier than fish. Buy a box of litter once a month, feed the bastard a can of food a day, and keep water out. Holy fuck. Listening to Phil you’d think they keep a wild cougar and buy 10lbs of raw chicken a day to keep it fed.
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Someone posted a clip the other day where he admitted it cost next to nothing to have a cat.
 
I'm still fucking laughing that not 12 hours after timbo posts here he's persona non grata permanently. Who could have fucking seen that coming? (everyone in this thread)
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
YOGA LORE

He was planning to try yoga to combat his back pain.
He even bought a whole set of DVD yoga instructions. The kind wrestlers used to fix their own injuries.
But he never got around to actually trying it.
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He is talking about DDP Yoga Course

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It costs more than Phil charges for putting on a vest, hat and glasses

SOURCE

ddpyoga.com

DVDs – Tagged "Packs" – DDP Yoga

DDPY APP DVDs APPAREL MATS & GEAR CLEARANCE DDP
ddpyoga.com ddpyoga.com
 
I am legit laughing that this dude bought an infomercial workout product.
 
actually said:
If you mean there was a sudden jump in subs on YouTube, that's a limitation of socialblade+YouTube. YouTube's public sub numbers are rounded once they're high enough, so you only see a change when it hits a threshold to jump up or down.
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While I see your point, I do not see near a thousand people flocking to a stagnant channel with less than poor content suddenly out of nowhere.
 
SauceRyuKen said:
As you are seeing, we don't. This is us, PUNCHING THE AIR furiously, as you guys say, calling you a fat cucked dumbass. This is what your money sacrifices to the goutlord make us think of you. These little fun exchanges we've been having will have hopefully served to see that our measuring system actually goes like this:

- Normal people
- DSP
- The dentheads that give DSP money
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I'm several pages behind but I'll add one more to the hierarchy and you can either put it between piggy and the dentheads or under the dentheads and here it is:
-The special needs Reddit thread followers who don't just pozload my neghole but live in it like a sty.
 
Iron Hamster said:
While I see your point, I do not see near a thousand people flocking to a stagnant channel with less than poor content suddenly out of nowhere.
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He instigated sub only mode for his streams remember, those 1000+ new subs will be trolls and multiple troll alt accounts to be able to post 'FALLGOUT NEW PAYGAS' and the like before being LIMBd.
 
Gramh said:
I'm with Nigel on this one, being an idiot paypig is one thing but working for the pigroach while paying him and then coming here hoping for some sort of mercy when the shoe is on the other foot is reprehensible shit. Worse the people that coddle them acting like there's any good information to share, if they had anything and really disliked the pig they'd have dumped their gayops in a new thread and left it at that instead of trying some white flag routine. Remember this when/if OIC goes rogue.
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I doubt anyone on this board has simpathy for the caffeinated money creature. If it started out as gay op all along, he is now tied ball and chain with Phil. His best bet is to release a expose vid and leave the internet. But he's in it for the attention, destined to crash and burn.
 
So timbo shows up and is just as boring and pathetic as I expected. Moving on.

DeeTracktor said:
He is talking about DDP Yoga Course

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It costs more than Phil charges for putting on a vest, hat and glasses

SOURCE

ddpyoga.com

DVDs – Tagged "Packs" – DDP Yoga

DDPY APP DVDs APPAREL MATS & GEAR CLEARANCE DDP
ddpyoga.com ddpyoga.com
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You know for a fact he bought the 161.99 one thinking he was getting a fucking STEAL on this special custom homemade professional mature yoga DVD set and then never used it once. Such a savvy consumer.

I hope he still has these because he could legitimately make so much money off of streaming himself doing the yoga. None of you here can tell me you wouldn't be compelled to watch it at least once. DSP yoga streams when?
 
Draventren said:
So timbo shows up and is just as boring and pathetic as I expected. Moving on.



You know for a fact he bought the 161.99 one thinking he was getting a fucking STEAL on this special custom homemade professional mature yoga DVD set and then never used it once. Such a savvy consumer.

I hope he still has these because he could legitimately make so much money off of streaming himself doing the yoga. None of you here can tell me you wouldn't be compelled to watch it at least once. DSP yoga streams when?
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He could have sold it lol and wonder what he got when he supposedly unloaded some/all his DVD's for money awhile ago now.
 
Are people actually surprised Phil didn't mention timbo today?

Timbo is so forgettable I don't even remember the last time he unmodded himself and had to get reminded of that.

If he just unmodded himself and walked away literally nobody would care or remember him in a few weeks.
 
"Phil says that the streamers who stream for hours without breaks "are hurting their bodies significantly". "They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're going to get sick. You have to take breaks. You have to exercise the body.""

ok then

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Philly May Lyrus said:
Also, I don't believe he has the member number that's on his scoreboard. Is there a tracking for YT like Twitch? Pressing X on 216
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There's no tracking for memberships, trust me I've checked.

My method of tracking is as follows:

For people who join while Phil is streaming it is public info, so I am able to scrape it with the Python script I'm using. Members who join while Phil isn't streaming are effectively invisible, so the only way I'll know is if his membership number goes up between streams.

If his membership number drops overnight, then that indicates that memberships from exactly one month ago chose not to auto-renew. All of these events are accounted for on the spreadsheet and effect my income calculations.

At the end of the day, I'm relying pretty heavily on Phil reporting the numbers correctly, but I actually don't think he's lying about them because of some patterns I've been noticing in his behavior since I started tracking 3 months ago.
 
You would expect that someone that is replaying FNV would have figured the Damage Threshold mechanic.

Props to people that can stomach this shit lmfao.
 
tomstone said:
"Phil says that the streamers who stream for hours without breaks "are hurting their bodies significantly". "They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're going to get sick. You have to take breaks. You have to exercise the body.""

ok then

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"You have to exercise the body."

Lies about doing push-ups.

"Who gives a fuck that I didn't do the push-ups?"
 
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