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So I'm not gonna bother watching after all the shit I've read, but to summarize, the bait and switch isn't nearly as bad as Teela just being a massive unlikable cunt.

I'll say it again, I would have been okay with a "He-Man and Skeletor are gone, what happens now?" type of story.

But the fact that they did that and then chose to focus on a whiny, angry, self important, and petulant bitch made the show near unwatchable, and made the decision to take the focus away from He-Man completely unjustifiable.
 
How did we get to the point where Christ-like self sacrifice for your friends is a selfish act because other people have to live without you? Fucking what? I don't understand the left at all anymore, its like they live in a complete inversion of everything that is good and true.


You have to be really incompetent to fuck up a story about a transforming body builder fighting a skeleton wizard. It's a show to sell childrens toys and he decided it needed to be about strong independent women saving He-Man, why?
Because for these assclowns, being a member of the chosen class (LGBTABCDEFG, etc) and having the right politics trumps all other categories. They care about literally nothing else.

It's why they headcanon'd Pennywise (from It) and the Babadook as gay icons, stanned for them for being from "their side," and then were shocked, shocked I tells ya, when the psychotic killer clown wasn't the ally they thought he was.

They will stick with their own tribe and consider it incapable of doing wrong until the nanosecond it goes against the doctrine, and only then will they excommunicate it while claiming they had no way of knowing it was the case. Nothing else matters. A movie is good if it upholds their values, and bad if it doesn't. A character is good if it pushes their politics and bad if it doesn't. Logic needs never apply.
 
When you Pull off something Worse than FUCKING MAGIC THE GATHERING DID you know you are a fucking twatwaffle.

Back in the end of the invasion arc an elf named Freyalize did the dedication for the monument with the names of those who died, and said that those who survived had the hard job..because it was now their responsibility to live on and rebuild a destroyed world in order to make the sacrifices to defeat the Phyrexians matter.

Kevin Smith just has a Karen ree at a ghost because she is butthurt about him not telling her his secret.
Even more recently WotC has managed to make Liliana, an evil selfish necromancer, a pretty sympathetic character as she comes to terms with Gideon (a He-Man expy) sacrificing himself to save her, and if the current state of their brand is writing better shit than you are, you need to take a long hard look in the mirror.
 
I get the angle of having to work through your impotent anger and grief when the person who died just randomly appears again, but blaming them for you having to experience that grief and anger in the first place is like something a child would write. It doesn't make sense on either a narrative or character specific perspective.
 
Liliana, an evil selfish necromancer, a pretty sympathetic character as she comes to terms with Gideon (a He-Man expy) sacrificing himself to save her
The only Terms she needs to come to is putting a barrel of a gun around her lips and pulling the trigger.

Gideon was done dirty.
 
The like to dislike ratio for this video is very interesting.

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Geez Louise. He somehow looks worse than crap.
 
Imagine being someone, who thinks THIS is good writing:
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I don't give a shit about He-Man and this is LAUGHABLY bad. It is so unrepentantly dogshit I'm besides myself. How in the fucking world do you side with She-Male in this scenario? "I died an incredibly painful death to save the universe" "ITS ALL ABOURT MEMEMEMEME" His writing is absolute dogshit. He thinks this is some great burn but it is hysterically fucking bad.

Kevin Smith is a faggot who can't write. I hope Mattel sells all those toys they've be...PFAHAHA. Yeah, they're not selling shit. Kevin Smith is sperging that Netflix doesn't give a shit and he got paid. Yeah, ok bro. I'm sure Mattel is going to be furiously patting you on the back after the millions they've invested in this craters to the fucking earth after all their product is rotting on shelves and gets desperately sold at dollar store prices for the GREAT JOB you did.
A lot of this is a measure of awareness. Teela could actually work here if it wasn't completely clear that the writers are on her side and don't see her being a petulant cunt, if her arc was about her revealing that she knows she's not being fair to Adam, but having someone to be angry at made it seem easier to come to grips with the death of a friend, that after all this, she can't even take revenge because Skeletor was dead and all his forces had become pathetic shells of their formers selves.

But no, Adam has to be the one to apologize to her, to comfort her, to make excuses after sacrificing himself, while she, after abandoning the world and still being reluctant to do anything when told that the universe is on the line, doesn't have to do jack but blame other people for her problems and anything she's actually regretful of is simply more fire for the pity party.
 

Kevin Smith Has a Message for Angry He-Man Fans: 'Grow the F-- Up' -​

Smith does not take those complaints very seriously. "It’s been interesting, seeing who truly is a hardcore fan," he said. "Because anybody that’s like, ‘Oh, man, there’s not enough He-Man’ or something like that, doesn’t understand the show that we based it on. There were episodes where he lost the sword and he never became He-Man. It wasn’t like He-Man always saved the day. His friends helped him. That was the fucking point of the show."

"I see people online go, ‘Hey man, they’re getting rid of He-Man!' Like, you really fucking think Mattel Television, who hired me and paid me money, wants to do a fucking ‘Masters of the Universe’ show without He-Man?" he continued in a harsher manner. "Grow the fuck up, man. Like, that blew my mind, bunch of people being like, ‘Oh, I smell it. This is a bait and switch.'"
This from the guy whose only claim to relevance these days is crying over new capeshit movies and shilling plastic paperweights.
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David Bowie looked healthier in the promo photoshoot prior to the release of Blackstar.
Interesting thing he said more than once during this latest podcast:
Smith kept saying something like "my heart attack could come back at any time, and I didn't want to shoot Clerks 3 in New Orleans because of that. If I'm going to die on my movie set, I want it to be in the original QuickStop in New Jersey."

So... maybe he's actually dying? I mean, that's a pretty big fucking hint. I wonder if his doctor gave him the "You have X# months left to live" speech.
 
Real Talk: The best He-man toy line out right now is the building blocks. They even have a flocked panthor.
And a Castle Grayskull with all of the details (like the hidden sally-port on the larger turret) that the original Mattel designers wanted to include but had to cut for budget reasons.

Just don't try to pick it up by the (decorative) "carrying handle." 🤫

The reason why I care about the race swapping in this case is because it completely ruins the point of the character. Snake Eyes was meant to turn the concept of racism on its head. He was a white guy being trained as a ninja who wasn't accepted by his peers because he was white.
He also stands as a rebuke to the "cultural appropriation" canard.

The main thesis of 40K is that the Imperial Creed/Cult/Ecclesiarchy is literally the exact opposite of what The Emperor want for humanity. He literally punished people who viewed him as a god, but the moment he was interred on the golden throne, everyone started openly worshipping him and creating churches in his name.
It's slightly more complicated than that, to put it mildly. To begin with, what the Big E ultimately wanted for Mankind was to eradicate Chaos, and to this end set about trying to wipe out spirituality and religion under the rubric of "The Imperial Truth" as these things were (ostensibly) inadvertently contributing to the sustenance of the Chaos gods...except the "Imperial Truth" was a gigantic falsehood since it was explicitly based on denying the reality and existence of the Immaterium and its denizens (chaotic or otherwise) and Chaos is in any event fueled much more by negative and extreme emotions and the perversion of the natural order (see Slaanesh, birth of) than some random grandma quietly praying in the back of a church.

Furthermore, even while this purge was going on, ever-increasing numbers of people within the Imperium were increasingly (albeit secretly) revering the Emperor as God...and they had evidence to back it up. When they invoked the name of the Emperor, something was answering them, something that sanctified objects of worship, granted miracles to the faithful, and sent daemons screaming back to the Warp with the merest touch. Something that the Chaos gods would fearfully refer to only as "The Anathema," and say no more of.

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As the Horus Heresy raged on, particularly devout individuals belonging to this secret Church of the Emperor, the Lectitio Divinitatus, such as former war photographer Euphrati Keeler (pictured above, banishing a daemon aboard the Imperial battleship Vengeful Spirit), increasingly came to the fore, as their faith in the divinity of the Emperor began to visibly manifest itself in the form of miraculous powers that often proved crucial in ultimately turning the tide against the forces of Chaos, saving Holy Terra and ultimately the Imperium itself. Unsurprisingly, an above-ground and official Imperial Church quickly coalesced around these newly-arisen "Imperial Saints" soon after the war. Whether this whole chain of events was actually some incredibly complicated stratagem of the part of the Emperor, or something else entirely, none can say, so far as I'm aware.
Is it wrong of me to hope that it might actually be somewhat decent? (I have heard no details on it)



Kevin really should have taken notes from that time He-man fought injustice superman.


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Now that was a comic that knew how to use him wisely. Legit kickass action, dark tone and shocking violence. But it NEVER compromised who He man is. He is portrayed as the one man who can bring hope to the world of injustice.

I wholeheartely recommend it.





Its surprising in how it follows the bad ending of injustice 2 and ...
This isnt some temporary flash in the pan crossover, there is a definitive winner .
Thanks for the recommendation. Gonna have to check this out. 👍
 
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Missleading because He-Man was released first so technically speaking Sailor moon copied He man
Sailor Moon transformations were inspired by Go Nagai's Cutey Honey and super sentai both of which started in the early 70ies and predating He-Man by almost a decade.
Edit: this is something Naoko Takeuchi been very up front about and on public record from the beginning.
 
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And a Castle Grayskull with all of the details (like the hidden sally-port on the larger turret) that the original Mattel designers wanted to include but had to cut for budget reasons.

Just don't try to pick it up by the (decorative) "carrying handle." 🤫


He also stands as a rebuke to the "cultural appropriation" canard.


It's slightly more complicated than that, to put it mildly. To begin with, what the Big E ultimately wanted for Mankind was to eradicate Chaos, and to this end set about trying to wipe out spirituality and religion under the rubric of "The Imperial Truth" as these things were (ostensibly) inadvertently contributing to the sustenance of the Chaos gods...except the "Imperial Truth" was a gigantic falsehood since it was explicitly based on denying the reality and existence of the Immaterium and its denizens (chaotic or otherwise) and Chaos is in any event fueled much more by negative and extreme emotions and the perversion of the natural order (see Slaanesh, birth of) than some random grandma quietly praying in the back of a church.

Furthermore, even while this purge was going on, ever-increasing numbers of people within the Imperium were increasingly (albeit secretly) revering the Emperor as God...and they had evidence to back it up. When they invoked the name of the Emperor, something was answering them, something that sanctified objects of worship, granted miracles to the faithful, and sent daemons screaming back to the Warp with the merest touch. Something that the Chaos gods would fearfully refer to only as "The Anathema," and say no more of.

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As the Horus Heresy raged on, particularly devout individuals belonging to this secret Church of the Emperor, the Lectitio Divinitatus, such as former war photographer Euphrati Keeler (pictured above, banishing a daemon aboard the Imperial battleship Vengeful Spirit), increasingly came to the fore, as their faith in the divinity of the Emperor began to visibly manifest itself in the form of miraculous powers that often proved crucial in ultimately turning the tide against the forces of Chaos, saving Holy Terra and ultimately the Imperium itself. Unsurprisingly, an above-ground and official Imperial Church quickly coalesced around these newly-arisen "Imperial Saints" soon after the war. Whether this whole chain of events was actually some incredibly complicated stratagem of the part of the Emperor, or something else entirely, none can say, so far as I'm aware.

Thanks for the recommendation. Gonna have to check this out. 👍
I way over simplified it because I didn't want to write an entire book like you just did. :P
But yeah, you're right. In one of the recent books there are a couple of chapters where Guilliman was super pissed at The Emperor for not warning any of them about the Chaos Gods. Later on he realized why The Emperor did it that way. Humans who give the Chaos Gods any kind of direct attention only strengthens them, and then humans would wind up thinking about them during every waking moment. Guilliman finally understood that The Emperor was trying to save humanity from the terrors of its own mind, and that He and He alone would deal with the Chaos Gods when the time came.

Guilliman later theorized (oh, how he loves his theoreticals and practicals) that Living Saints were actually high level psykers whose faith in The Emperor stabilized their abilities. It remains to be seen if he is right, but I think he might be. Then Guilliman started reading the Lectitio Divinatus.
 
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Sailor Moon transformations were inspired by Go Nagai's Cutey Honey and super sentai both of which started in the early 70ies and predating He-Man by almost a decade.
Edit: this is something Naoko Takeuchi been very up front about and on public record from the beginning.
I mean compared it to Sailor Moon, man i forgot how old Cutey Honey is

thanks to my weeb super amazing plugin for vchubas i can see the shitshow that was the chat and did not know Will Wilkins was a mod.. and a cuck

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The chat was terribly tame and Will just needed a excuse to turn off the chat so one guy just writed lol incels and he used that to shut down the chat
 
Wow Kevin Smith, that shitty 1987 adaptation with Courtney Cox (fun fact: the sorceress in that movie was Courtney Cox’s mom on Friends) is now Lawrence of Arabia thanks to you.

Man, I would love to see a revival of the 2002 remake instead of this shitshow. That shouldn’t have ended too soon.
 
Wow Kevin Smith, that shitty 1987 adaptation with Courtney Cox (fun fact: the sorceress in that movie was Courtney Cox’s mom on Friends) is now Lawrence of Arabia thanks to you.

Man, I would love to see a revival of the 2002 remake instead of this shitshow. That shouldn’t have ended too soon.
To be fair to that movie: THAT is how they should have portrayed Teela. Teela was a mega badass in the live action movie, with none of the cuntyness. Why is it that 80s movies knew how to develop strong female characters who weren't complete cunts (ie Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, etc), but studios don't know how to do it today? It's almost like it's "lost knowledge" these days.
 
To be fair to that movie: THAT is how they should have portrayed Teela. Teela was a mega badass in the live action movie, with none of the cuntyness. Why is it that 80s movies knew how to develop strong female characters who weren't complete cunts (ie Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, etc), but studios don't know how to do it today? It's almost like it's "lost knowledge" these days.
Fucking retards like Anita Sarkeesian got the spotlight for what people wanted and they wanted their politics shoved into media as much as possible.
 
To be fair to that movie: THAT is how they should have portrayed Teela. Teela was a mega badass in the live action movie, with none of the cuntyness. Why is it that 80s movies knew how to develop strong female characters who weren't complete cunts (ie Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, etc), but studios don't know how to do it today? It's almost like it's "lost knowledge" these days.
It's not that they don't know how to do it, it's that if they do it the right way, it completely fucks the narrative, and as we've established with these assjacks, narrative is more important than anything to them.
 
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