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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
This is a fun thread.

It’s like Four Corners where the border of the Lolcow, A&H, Beauty Parlor and Community boards all meet.

Everybody has a reason to hate and/or make fun of the Tranch.
Well we have

I mean anytime you get a bunch of insane trannies doing stupid bullshit, you're guaranteed to unite people. A tranny has something for everyone to hate. At least the ones who put it up on the internet. I've met a few irl and of those, one has been an absolute spitting image of this sort of insane internet tranny shit. The others were relatively normal. However, those relatively normal ones were somewhat older and more relaxed. They had the old way for faggots to approach the world which was "Yes, I am weird and if you wanna ask me questions I'm happy to answer them"

The T Team is representative of a totally different reasoning. "Fuck you for asking you bigot and you should be sucking my girl dick", which weirdly, doesn't seem to do so well in terms of popular opinion. Whodathunkit.
 
Sometimes, but usually it seems like the sunk cost fallacy kicks in and instead they try to draw a line between the respectable "real" trans people and insane guys like the tranchers. I think this is how the truscum vs tucute debate started.
tdlr; small amount of trannies realize changing sex is biologically impossible, have coped/gotten help and just want to modify their physical appearance to the other gender in a cosmetic way. these are "real" trannies, since they understand reality and generally end up at most being furry/wiccan/sucking toes/terminally online/substance abusers like the the majority of modern people who live in 1st world countries.

The rest are horny idiots who have the emotional maturity of a 5 yr old and live to make others uncomfortable instead of accepting that they are unhappy deep down and reeeeee constantly about how the world just wont ever accept who they really are!!!! and the medical community drools over how much money they make off of them.

truscum/tucute are just layers on the onion of our society realizing they can profit off of human expression/gender + mental illness.

trans people are widely divided and splintered thanks to the modern medical machine pumping out the surgery propaganda that you too can change your sex and become trans-human etc. if you actually look at trans "history", it was all about gender presentation/physically dressing differently in a discrete way up until modern sex pests in europe decided to try to actually give someone a vagina, which then killed them 2 years later from infection.

there's a reason its trans/gender/ and not transsexual. most modern troons are transsexuals/sex pests with mental health issues/30yr old groomers.

sex is biologically UNCHANGABLE. you can have all the hormones, surgery etc, but sexually and genetically you will ALWAYS test for being the sex you were assigned at birth. Attempting to modify this drastically (specifically downstairs equipment and facial stuff) always ends badly, both from the perspective of how reconstructive surgery works and from how your body reacts to it. The only acceptable surgery really is tits/no tits, since has no drawbacks long term and is a secondary (aka not vital) sex characteristic.

on the other hand, you can EASILY modify your gender appearance. Eat a certain way, excercise and dress/groom yourself a certain way. It's not hard, and honestly, injecting estrogen/testosterone the correct way isn't too far from diabetics or autismos who rely on modern meds too.

True trannies always look better/more natural as the other gender, dont need tons of cosmetic surgeries, and take low to no hormones once they pass their 5th year.

For reference, most "real" trans people who fall into the above category take .1 to .4 mls of their chosen hormone once a month or less after the intial 1-2 year/every two weeks higher dose of .4-.5. Then after about 5 years, you can entirely stop or reduce the amount/frequency further. This is variant by .1 to .2 mls depending on a person's BMO/diet/self upkeep (see: EXCERCISE)/other long term health issues caused by genetics/age.

Any amount higher than that means that the person's body is rejecting it (because it wasnt meant to be), or they're not listening to actual real medical advice/getting it from a real doctor.

"real" trans people also don't try to reject or bury their natal sex as if its offensive, they dont chimp out at their parents for "misgendering", and they focus more on fitting the modern society mold as to AVOID creating discomfort/conflict. They don't have a weird focus being childlike/attractive, seek validation or valor, they hold steady jobs and probably only disclose their transgenderism to sexual partners and HR if needed. Most importantly, it's never about sex-natal, the actual act of, or otherwise.
 
So if the brave men and men of the Tranch aren't "real" transwomen, what is a "real" transwoman?
"Men can be women if they put the effort in!" Well several of them have been on hormones for years and have gotten their balls cut off and their dicks inverted, how much more "effort" do you want?
The effort that actually matters is changing themselves, on a psychological/behavioral level, which they're never going to do.

That is why they'll never be women, no matter what, regardless of it's possible or not; that's 100% not relevant because they are not actually trying. They're not going to stop being dudebros. They're not going to stop being seriously masculine sex pests. Some of them, I'm not even sure death and reincarnation as natal women would do the trick.

That lack of change--that inherent dudebro/masculine sex pest-ness--is a huge part of what makes a troon a troon.

I mean, look at Kev. He's pretty much an excellent model troon. He's a dudebro who is actually pretty decent about doing the surface level, performative motions: He'll take the tiddy skittles and go under the knife and make all the right noises when you poke him. The surface-level act is...not on point, but if you have Kev's remarkable talents at introspection? You're not going to get the understanding necessary to actually get anywhere. You'll just be stuck seething, coping, dialating, and wondering why people clock you regularly.

The motive isn't really wanting to be a woman--though with how shallow/incapable of introspection troons typically are, they probably sincerely believe that even though it's a lie. That does admittedly help you sell a lie. Looking at the Tranchers, and what was going on in their lives when they trooned out & what they're doing now, points to the most likely reason: They don't want to be held responsible for shit. Trooning out is seen as an out from people holding you accountable, and they embrace it hump it desperately.

To say that troons are trying is to buy the surface level of their act. Why do that?

I've used this metaphor before, but I think of it like Scientology. Some Scientologists are nice, polite people that make great friends, but that doesn't make body Thetans real, and it doesn't make the Scientologists who are grifting, abusive, power-tripping dickheads "not real" Scientologists. Some trans people are nice, employable, and shower regularly, but that doesn't mean that it's possible for humans to change sex to match some sort of internal feeling, and it doesn't make Jarrod and Bonnie "not real" trans.
Yeah, the thing here? I've not met a single person with dysphoria who is going to disagree with you that it's impossible to change sex. Gender--which is defined as just the social performance--you can change, and fuck, somebody with more free time than me could probably write you a book about the changes there since WWI.

As far as I can tell, there's been some serious changes, and a lot of it is the trooncult and the Feminist movement being not good at being feminists. I'm not really interested in putting in the work needed to work it out if I'm not getting a PhD and/or book out of it, so not bothering figuring it out right now.

I think she also thinks that her trans friends are "real trans" because she just hasn't seen their crazy side yet. I'll try to add this without powerleveling or going off-topic too much, but I am also friends with transwomen in real life, and I think that being trans is like a religion or a mental illness or addiction. People with contradictory beliefs, mental illnesses, and addictions can be cool people and good friends - nobody's perfect after all, and everyone's got issues. But once you see the consequences of those problems (a transwoman who's impulsive with money and e-begs when he shouldn't, another transwoman who looks fine in public but whose house is a hoarder's den) it can really change your opinion. I have several other friends who have gotten more sceptical about trans stuff the more they hang out with trans people. It's possible to disagree with someone's beliefs, or be critical about their choices, and still feel respect and affection towards them and enjoy doing things with them.
Sometimes the crazy just takes time to show itself.
I've seen the crazy, I'm talking entirely about a qualitive difference in the crazy--my background training is strong on how to tell the different types of crazy apart, because you're not supposed to actually do shit like treat everything with tiddy skittles.

Note, too, that I'm not saying 'real trans' aren't suffering from a mental illness. I'm just saying that their gender dysphoria actually exists...and they're doing something about it.

Whatever the fuck is the crazy going on with troons? It's not the same crazy. It's something else, and I'm not doing the work to figure that one out farther if I ain't getting a publication and/or PhD out of it.
 
This looks like two white trash parents taking their sped son home from a disappointing grandma's visit where she got the shock collar out. I love the two masters driving with full tactical gear and Penny with the headset. If this did happen at least they are dressed crazy so you know they mean business.

Is that a rancher in the back or is this someone new? It makes me wonder if this guy got lost in the desert without food or water. Or maybe went to a parent's house and got shat on.

Honest condolences if this happened, but unless legal action happens I'm going to presume bullshit. That's clear kidnapping/forced stay if so and all you need to do is provide evidence to the police, like pictures and the victim and such.
Oh totally like if this is real good on them for going out and doing something and not just tweeting about it.
 
Plot twist. They're all glowies but each is from a different agency and none knows about the other.

Except their recent abductee. That's ones not a glowie.
Speaking of, has anyone seen Gretchen Whitmer since Troon Team 6 deployed the other day?
 
I've seen the crazy, I'm talking entirely about a qualitive difference in the crazy--my background training is strong on how to tell the different types of crazy apart, because you're not supposed to actually do shit like treat everything with tiddy skittles.

Note, too, that I'm not saying 'real trans' aren't suffering from a mental illness. I'm just saying that their gender dysphoria actually exists...and they're doing something about it.

Whatever the fuck is the crazy going on with troons? It's not the same crazy. It's something else, and I'm not doing the work to figure that one out farther if I ain't getting a publication and/or PhD out of it.
This is very close to how I feel. I think I'm in the minority on Kiwifarms in that I think there's True and Honest Trans. I sperged about third gender in the Jazz thread but

This is not something I'd ever admit irl; I present myself as "woke" and I have trans friends. But the whole Trans 👏 Women 👏 Are 👏 Women thing I never bought into. I'm more of the school of thought that Trans 👏 Women 👏 Are 👏 Their 👏 Own 👏 Thing. They're not women. They're men who do not fit into the male gender for whatever reason, and have a position in society that's a bit different from men. If I met someone like Blaire White, I'd instinctively refer to them as she/her. I don't believe women have penises or amholes. But I also don't look at them and say "that's a man", and it's not all that much to do with passing or not passing. But I also don't think "Oh it's fine for them to bop into a woman's changing room and hang dong in front of little girls".

I think there's people throughout history who don't exactly fit into their own gender roles by a long shot. And sometimes those people are just super faggy gay guys, but sometimes they're people who I do genuinely think are like something else. On a biological level they're men, but on a social level they're a weird "other" category. And in our society, they tend to try and fit into the role of "woman", but in other societies they were content with just being "idk, they're men but they're trying to look like women and they try and behave like women".

I would say these people are different from men who are in the AGMP -> AGP pipeline. I don't think someone like Kevin or Wedge is anything other than a man who gets turned on by the concept of being made into a sissy, because he thinks being made to "behave like a woman" is inherently degrading and so gets off on that. It might be the HSTS vs AGP thing, but I do think there's space in society for someone who doesn't fit into strict gender roles and isn't just gender non-conforming, just like how that argument was once applied to homos.

There's also the argument the other way - I think there's women who feel more aligned to masculinity, and there's a few examples in history that get labelled "trans men" that I just think were people who were born women but were like their own thing. Harder to call on that front because there was an incentive not to be a woman, since women were treated so awful. But I don't think it's necessarily that crazy. What's crazy is now that we have surgical options to make pretend.

I actually used to be friends with someone who occasionally gets posted in the tranny sideshow thread, and deliberately don't comment on them because I don't want to powerlevel. I always thought they were cool, and we hung out a bunch and once had a crazy night drinking whisky and doing ket. They've gone off the deep end a bit now and we haven't spoken in years, but I don't think they're just a fetishist. I legitimately think they're something else, although they're obviously not the same gender the cis version of them would be.

I do think this is relatively uncommon and the main issue is kids who are a bit insecure or gender non-conforming are now being given puberty blockers. It needs to be more of a "Breakfast On Pluto" than a "Hedwig and the Angry Inch".

Jareds parents are literally Glownigger feds, so it's a possibility he's a plant, however he'd be in deep cover based on his facebook history

I would love for Jarrod to be a plant. It's even more credible because he's not even on hormones. However his family seems to argue with him quite a bit - they haven't rejected him, but they're upset with him, and try and argue with him to change his mind (and call out his bs).
 
I am so so very late to the party but…
Shemale Team Six
One of the Seal Team Six dudes actually troon out!
The effort that actually matters is changing themselves, on a psychological/behavioral level, which they're never going to do.

That is why they'll never be women, no matter what, regardless of it's possible or not; that's 100% not relevant because they are not actually trying. They're not going to stop being dudebros. They're not going to stop being seriously masculine sex pests. Some of them, I'm not even sure death and reincarnation as natal women would do the trick.
As others have commented, the obvious traits associated with ToXiC MaScUliNitY the tranchers display is a real Catch 41 (%) for their fundraising (grifting) endeavours.
 
This is the true story...
...of several troons...
...who were picked to live on a ranch...
...and have their lives taped.
Find out what happens...
...when people stop coping...
...and start seething.

The Real Tranch
 
Do you guys think that there are any glowies already in the tranch?
The Tranch seems a cruel thing to do to even a glowie. I think at best they keep a team perched on a nearby hill (upwind!) To watch for anything more disturbing then usual. They probably have to rotate observers frequently to avoid permanent damage.
 
Do you guys think that there are any glowies already in the tranch?
Time to remake Cruising but this time it's about an undercover letter agent getting sent to the Tranch to try to confirm intel that Bonnie's the reason for a series of missing autistic discord teens, but before he knows it he's in too deep he's mainlining estrogen and chatting up depressed 13 old redditors.
 
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Do you guys think that there are any glowies already in the tranch?
Schizo take: the ranch is a fed operation to bait 'white supremacists' to retaliate so they can bust them. Just saying now in case it ends up being correct.

It was started in in 2018-2019 so I mean that's really after the whole Charlottesville crackdown that the feds started right?
 
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