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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Uberpenguin said:
I'd think he was way too sensitive, but then his "Uwu I'm a delicate little girl" shit is probably mainly a larp intended for Twitter, and it's not like he has anything else to do.

I just hope if the tranchers do read the thread that maybe they'll pick up some tips from the obviously superior farmers so their animals won't have to die a horrible prolonged death.
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It was actually a different thread (the Tranny Sideshows one) which I guess makes it less likely. It's just weird to see it come up so soon after when it's such an unusual topic, and even using similar phrasing. I suppose an alternate explanation is that he has had voice feminization lessons (I don't know the real name for those) and was taught about the subject there.

If he did pick it up from the thread, he seems to have interpreted it as something all women do, rather than a relatively rare thing that is mostly done as part of professional vocal training?

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He says "You know, like, from my chest" as if it's something the average female reader would understand. Is it? Honest question, does anyone who hasn't done voice training think about resonance in their chest or where their voice is coming from?

Honestly, I feel a little violated at the idea that he might have read about my individual experience and then absorbed it into his Borg understanding of what being female is.
 
skol said:
They are mobilizing?
Well guys, would be absolutely a shame if they gathered every troon lolcow and created a commute together. Then it would be absolutely terrible if they built a very high fence around. Additionally it would be completely unbearable if they also put this fence on electricity and then never interacted with the outside *dangerous* world again.
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Then we send the new troons there and make the camp troons use their own Intranet so we don't have to interact
 
northstar747 said:
So arent trannys lazy? like who would want to work on a ranch where you have to do shit everyday for hours on end
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These guys have some serious anger issues. If they didn't keep themselves busy, they'd probably end up doing something stupid to someone. And I give them credit for doing that because other troons just lay around doing nothing, playing around online letting the anger that they are not women fester.
 
It's always funny to see gun culture hybridize with left-wing lunacy. It throws into sharp relief how delusional the wider "tacticool community" is. The same kinds of people who would have been posing with katanas and fedoras 15 years ago are now decked out with night vision and XXL plate carriers. If the axe wound pus hits the fan ALL "militias" with meme vanity patches and bajillion dollar AR's, regardless of politics, will be hiding in their bathrooms furiously dilating and gnawing on dry Mountain House. Meanwhile random dudes in sandals will be indescriminantly stacking bodies for fun.
 
Uberpenguin said:
Look, I think you're confusing a person being nice vs. being an asshole with someone being a "real" transwoman vs. a troon.
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I've used this metaphor before, but I think of it like Scientology. Some Scientologists are nice, polite people that make great friends, but that doesn't make body Thetans real, and it doesn't make the Scientologists who are grifting, abusive, power-tripping dickheads "not real" Scientologists. Some trans people are nice, employable, and shower regularly, but that doesn't mean that it's possible for humans to change sex to match some sort of internal feeling, and it doesn't make Jarrod and Bonnie "not real" trans.
behindyourightnow said:
Honestly, I feel a little violated at the idea that he might have read about my individual experience and then absorbed it into his Borg understanding of what being female is.
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Now it's time to teach him wrong - as a joke!
 
Do plate carriers even come in XXXL?

This is probably a stupid question. I mean I've seen soft body armor in those sizes but I cannot recall 3X plate carriers because I'm not sure SAPI goes past XL.
 
behindyourightnow said:
It was actually a different thread (the Tranny Sideshows one) which I guess makes it less likely. It's just weird to see it come up so soon after when it's such an unusual topic, and even using similar phrasing. I suppose an alternate explanation is that he has had voice feminization lessons (I don't know the real name for those) and was taught about the subject there.

If he did pick it up from the thread, he seems to have interpreted it as something all women do, rather than a relatively rare thing that is mostly done as part of professional vocal training?

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He says "You know, like, from my chest" as if it's something the average female reader would understand. Is it? Honest question, does anyone who hasn't done voice training think about resonance in their chest or where their voice is coming from?

Honestly, I feel a little violated at the idea that he might have read about my individual experience and then absorbed it into his Borg understanding of what being female is.
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I hum a few bars, and I can confirm that it's typically only those who sing/have been taught music who speak about a tone coming from their chest or throat or whatever.

I have had to explain what I mean when I say that to a good amount of non Troon females, so I think it's safe to say that 10/10 Kevin reads posts from here.
 
White Devil said:
Do plate carriers even come in XXXL?

This is probably a stupid question. I mean I've seen soft body armor in those sizes but I cannot recall 3X plate carriers because I'm not sure SAPI goes past XL.
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www.spartanarmorsystems.com

Spartan Armor Systems Sentinel Legion XL Plate Carrier

Spartan Armor Systems is a ballistic body armor manufacturer and tactical gear supplier. We work to provide quality threat protection at an affordable price.
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Adjustable up to 4XL for 11X14 plates (not SAPI). Surely out of stock due to all the body builders buying armor these days.
 
The Final Troondown said:
I love how they put 'three months before we expected it' like it's a good thing. It just screams 'we have no fucking idea what we're doing ' and gives lie to 'top quality'
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Real farmers and ranchers would know to the day when they're doing what a year in advance. These people are fucking retards. Helpless idiots. It's amazing they've lasted this long, really.
 
Marissa Moira said:
is it any good or is it just the equivalent of LED lights on Ram cards, having all the positives be superficial that don't actually make the product better?
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They're one of many companies that sell to civilians and low-level law enforcement. Like AR500 or Safelife Defense they pay guntubers to shill for them and most of their products are not NIJ certified, and the ones that are are overpriced for their quality. When a 40-something decides that his midlife crisis is going to be LARPing as a soldier, 9 time out of 10 he ends up buying $10 plates of steel coated in truck bed liner.
 
Marissa Moira said:
is it any good or is it just the equivalent of LED lights on Ram cards, having all the positives be superficial that don't actually make the product better?
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It's bullshit cheap steel plate that's marketed by pogues to usually rural cops with no clue or budget and civvies who have done no research.
 
Popcorn said:
You can keep wool animals' wool nice and low in VM in surprisingly trash conditions just by having them wear a kind of jacket when it's nasty and feeding them so they make healthy wool. Its not a high effort thing - they're literally bred for it.
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Even African countries operating at 19th Century levels of technology manage to export high quality textile products like yarn.
 
AnOminous said:
Even African countries operating at 19th Century levels of technology manage to export high quality textile products like yarn.
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I've wondered why they don't get into the mohair market. It's already established market, and much more supported. Mohair production is big out west, particularly in West Texas.

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