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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
Notice how all these disgusting subhuman troons are White? Yes, there's lots of Asian ones, but they are all traps, not troons, though equally degenerate and disgusting.

The Tranch is a White supremacist commune.
Lol that's something I've found funny about all of this. They're all white or mostly white mutts. They bought a compound out in the middle of nowhere. Said middle of nowhere is an almost entirely white right-wing area. They've loaded the place up with guns, and they're all gear queers, and they bitch about the government nonstop online. If they weren't troons, they'd be on every single government watch list in the western world.
 
Lol that's something I've found funny about all of this. They're all white or mostly white mutts. They bought a compound out in the middle of nowhere. Said middle of nowhere is an almost entirely white right-wing area. They've loaded the place up with guns, and they're all gear queers, and they bitch about the government nonstop online. If they weren't troons, they'd be on every single government watch list in the western world.
They’re already on watch lists. The feds monitor strange groups like this no matter the political affiliation. They usually just don’t get involved until things get violent or obviously criminal.
 
They’re already on watch lists. The feds monitor strange groups like this no matter the political affiliation. They usually just don’t get involved until things get violent or obviously criminal.
Don't count on it. We live in a very different world than we did ten years ago. It wouldn't surprise me if they are completely unmonitored because no agent is willing to risk his career on getting called a transphobe. The government is completely cucked and has been before orange man bad's stint in office.
 
That was supposed to be eggs?
Christ.

I know, right? I thought it was burnt chicken or something.

"Fatima, 12, should be going to school right now but instead she is being sold for a flock of goats. Your donation can help girls like Fatima...."

Can you imagine though? “Destiny, 48, should be getting a fucking job right now and supporting his children, but instead he is LARPING as a woman and living on an alpaca desert and buying Lego. Your donation can help that”

Huh. A thought: If a woman is a Mary Sue, and the man version is a Gary Stu, what is the troon version?

Hairy snoo

Wait, so the one in the back seat with a 5 o'clock shadow is supposed to be a woman too? Jesus make an attempt, man.

I thought it was an alpaca TBH
 
Lol that's something I've found funny about all of this. They're all white or mostly white mutts. They bought a compound out in the middle of nowhere. Said middle of nowhere is an almost entirely white right-wing area. They've loaded the place up with guns, and they're all gear queers, and they bitch about the government nonstop online. If they weren't troons, they'd be on every single government watch list in the western world.
If the feds ever decided to besiege the ranch it'd be like Waco but if the child sexual abuse allegations were actually likely to be true.
 
The later question: gonna take a stab and say "Probably fucking not." Penny and Bonnie probably think it is self evident, with Penny having more of a vision and Bonnie just wanting to ranch and shoot at people in peace*. They probably think they have a unified mission statement but think it in slightly different ways. I guess no because they're usually too full of hubris or stupidity to do these things.
They seem to be flipping message-wise between 'self-sufficient farm' and 'trans rescue station for trannies who need help'. The former doesn't get donations, and the latter doesn't get so much media coverage I suppose.

They would probably do better to switch from a ranch model to a 'retreat with animal therapy' model. Set it up as a retreat for sad trannies where they can pet alpacas until they are not suicidal anymore. It wouldn't actually work, obviously, but the donations would come in for a while.


Can you imagine though? “Destiny, 48, should be getting a fucking job right now and supporting his children, but instead he is LARPING as a woman and living on an alpaca desert and buying Lego. Your donation can help that”
Come to think of it, this could also work if they switched audiences and pivoted to 'tranny removal service' like someone else suggested.


"Deborah, 55, has a son who has not left his bedroom in 18 months except to steal underwear and now calls himself Stephanie. Your donation to the ranch can help women like Deborah find dignity and regain access to a nice-smelling home."
 
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I know, right? I thought it was burnt chicken or something.
Same, half of their food doesn't look like what it's supposed to be.

There's something cringe about the way they write. "She had a solid night's sleep and we are getting some good breakfast in her as we speak"
gOoD BrEaKfAsT iN HeR. I mean, I guess I get that the troon platoon leader is aiming at some sort of mother hen vibe, but it doesn't work when it's a creepy old man who abandoned his children to troon around in the dirt.
 
With only a quick glance at this thread and the OP what the fuck is going on there? How haven't they murdered each other over no enunciating each others pronouns correctly?
 
“The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a queer and transgender community and working ranch in Custer County, Colorado.[1] Located in a conservative part of Colorado,[2] members of the ranch often carry firearms and wear body armor due to harassment and threats of violence against the community, particularly from local right-wing militias.[1][3][4]

From Wikipedia. Not a far left compound in which inhabitants have been pictured carrying firearms. It’s a community.

Could you imagine how these Marxist vermin would describe the tranch if it was owned by Gavin Mcinnes or Richard Spencer?
 
Tranch Twitter update time! First and foremost, Bonnie vaguely mentioned the outcome of Operation Troon Storm, which apparently took place in the woods now. F9875A14-EF86-4722-A374-C1AC13190422.jpeg
Is it a white supremacy den or is it a forest? Or was it a cave that had white people in it? Pick one.
Have you looked at their property recently? Its pretty obvious they'd consider any compound that still has intact vegetation to be white supremacist. Why do you think they go to such lengths to not grow anything in their dustbowl. Nature cultivates White Supremacy, so they're just doing their part.

Legend says that under every tree in the forest, a protoKlansman is gestating, awaiting the final race war. This is the real reason California's always on fire.
 
In 2021 a Tranny unit were send to prison for a grooming that they didn't commit, these men promptly escape a maximum security underground asylum in Colorado, today, still wanted by the White Supremacists, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no else can help and if you can find then maybe you can hire, THE AM-HOLES [gun shoots]
 
There's something cringe about the way they write. "She had a solid night's sleep and we are getting some good breakfast in her as we speak"
gOoD BrEaKfAsT iN HeR. I mean, I guess I get that the troon platoon leader is aiming at some sort of mother hen vibe, but it doesn't work when it's a creepy old man who abandoned his children to troon around in the dirt.
There's this forced folksiness to it. It sounds like they are trying to give out a 'humble old man being interviewed on the local news after rescuing a school bus full of children' vibe.

Ironically most of the time when you hear that fake 'salt of the earth' tone these days it is coming from Republican politicians, those guys love doing the aww shucks we here are nothing but folks lookin' out for folks and doin' good performance to appeal to voters, even if they are millionaires who were raised entirely on foie gras and orphan blood.
 
Always fun to see our boys hit the front page. To take advantage of the new Rimworld DLC and celebrate their rising fame, here's a tiny tribute to the trancheros.


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You know, running a ranch with hundreds of animals in an arid zone, repelling invaders and trying not to die when your colony is half aggressive gun-loving perverts and half useless freeloader perverts sounds like a pretty challenging and fun playthrough.

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A rescue operation, positive new coverage, a documentary follow 9 months of filming, possible satellite tranches, and more. Everything is somehow coming up roses for the tranch. Those poor blue collar shearers. What a whirlwind it must have been to drive up for a shearing and find a sea of troons constantly badgering to "help".
 
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Same, half of their food doesn't look like what it's supposed to be.

There's something cringe about the way they write. "She had a solid night's sleep and we are getting some good breakfast in her as we speak"
gOoD BrEaKfAsT iN HeR. I mean, I guess I get that the troon platoon leader is aiming at some sort of mother hen vibe, but it doesn't work when it's a creepy old man who abandoned his children to troon around in the dirt.

It’s a really yuck thing to say, especially when the “food” is so terrible. If they did kidnap some teenage runaway, he’ll need help.

In 2021 a Tranny unit were send to prison for a grooming that they didn't commit, these men promptly escape a maximum security underground asylum in Colorado, today, still wanted by the White Supremacists, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no else can help and if you can find then maybe you can hire, THE AM-HOLES [gun shoots]

Brilliant!
 
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