The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Lubby Smith said:
Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
View attachment 2357586
View attachment 2357587
View attachment 2357588
View attachment 2357593
View attachment 2357595
Click to expand...
This is how you know they’re men through and through.

Women don’t pile into cars armed to the teeth, guns at the ready and sporting tacticool headsets and “FUCK YEAH BRO LET’S GO FULL OPS” action-movie grimaces.

Always amuses me that these guys try so hard to be seen as women, yet do the most stereotypical male things possible.
 
Dickens Cider said:
Remember guys- most normie media has the attention span of a gnat. Sure they got some press now but I honestly don’t see them being a thing in two years. If they paid off the house, the land whatever, they might still be hanging around but I doubt it will be this holistic healing alpaca troon shit they are trying to push. They don’t make enough money to succeed, they require slaves err “volunteers” to do the heavy lifting, and another “worthy” cause will take up the griftbux eventually. My bet is that they go out like a wet fart. Though it is funny to think of them blowing themselves to god…
Click to expand...
They've been getting media attention for months now and people on here claiming that they're totally going to implode any day now for even longer. At this point, it's time to face the fact that whatever higher power exists is keeping them going to spite the world.
 
"We are getting a good breakfast in her."

Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up.

And those eggs look like dog vomit while the bacon looks like turds with corn sticking out of it. I just imagine that creepy faggot Kevin Gibes sitting around stinking the whole place up with egg farts while playing with his transformers toys.
 
A_right_horrorshow said:
Already probably been said but just gotta say pretty based of the state they're in to allow a group of people with a suicide rate of 41% ready access to firearms. I like to imagine the guy who granted them the licence is a member of the farms who muttered "42%" quietly to himself whilst sliding them a box of his own hollow-points with a wink.
Click to expand...

Beautiful Border said:
That's both the beauty and the downside of American gun laws, unless you're a felon or have been involuntarily committed then you can own a gun (that said, I have a sneaking suspicion that a decent percentage of tranchers actually fall in the latter category and get their guns through straw purchases).
Click to expand...
They dont allow it. They all openly smoke weed. A federally controlled substance. They all lied on their 4473s. Its a felony to do so.
LooneyTroons said:
Hmmm, out in the middle of fuck off no-where you say? Tell me then sir, does that mean you brought those rifles across state lines? Just as well this shit never happened otherwise you might have some explaining to do.
Click to expand...
Where do people get the idea that its illegal to cross state lines with a gun?
 
If they rolled up to some redneck joint with those firearms fake or not they would be lit up like a Christmas tree, it looks like a straight up abduction.
 
HeyYou said:
They've been getting media attention for months now and people on here claiming that they're totally going to implode any day now for even longer. At this point, it's time to face the fact that whatever higher power exists is keeping them going to spite the world.
Click to expand...
It will get interesting when the sheer fact that they have to be hemorrhaging money makes it impossible to continue. They had a giant grift with the Earl shit, but their current frantic attempts to raise funds aren't going anywhere. One hugely expensive event like their electrical system blowing up and they're fucked.

The Tranch Davidian standoff option is obviously the most fun but probably won't happen, they'll just go broke, or as the financial stress increases, start snapping at each other more and more until it all collapses in a temper trantrum.
 
I’m trying to imagine this situation actually happening, what they picture in their worm-ridden brains:

A beautiful transwoman (who totally passes even without makeup) barricaded inside a dank & dark dungeon deep within a den of white supremacist Blormpfth supporters. Her reflection shines across one of her captor’s Pit Viper shades as he ruthlessly torments her — “41% attack helicopter,” he says, using the only joke he knows. Nick Fuentes cackles in the distance with the exaggerated swagger of a castizo teen.
Suddenly the door swings open as her gallant saviors, clad in full milspec gear, charge inside and easily take down 10 bigoted chuds in one fell swoop. One of the MAGAts cries for mercy between gasps for air, but the brave knight of troondom only looks at him with contempt and replies:
“Hatsune Miko says ‘Trans Rights’ mother fucker!” as she curb stomps him into the depths of wypipo hell. The poor wayward transgirl swore she saw a procession of angels somberly following as they carried her away to freedom.

(If there’s any post that deserves an “autistic” rating this is probably it)
 
"In 2022, a troon commando unit was sent to prison by a court for crimes they committed against animals. These ma'ams promptly escaped from a minimum security prison to the Colorado underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if can't afford better help, and if you can let them dilate....maybe you can hire The Am-Holes."
 
Spergichu said:
I can't wait until the Tranch gets raided by the feds and they become the new Waco for troons to rally behind. That is of course assuming they'd actually do something illegal and not just play pretend with airsoft guns and vests.
Click to expand...
They're waiting for the Kamala Harris Presidency to go all Janet Reno on the Tranch.
Kuritan Deplorable said:
I'm sure the call was already made, but they wouldn't publish the sheriffs response. I would imagine it was as follows, "We'd love to arrest the kidnappers, but none of my officers are willing to approach the tranch without national guard backup" EPA Backup in full Hazmat gear
Click to expand...
Fixed that for you.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom