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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
With how often these people play with their firearms and needlessly open carry they're either going to have a negligent discharge, kill themselves with one, or get in trouble for brandishing/menacing/illegal use. I also wonder about the condition of them, if these people can't wash themselves I doubt they're cleaning their weapons.

My guess on some of the terms:

"White supremacist den" = Church charity
"crawling with bigots" = Normies minding their own business who rightfully frown when they see heavily armed weirdos galivanting around their town.
 
A_right_horrorshow said:
I'd just hope any actual legit store would tell them to "Kick the bricks and please take your horsecock dildo with you Sir.
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Here's hoping American business owners still have the right to turn customers away. I could see them hesitant to not do business with them, worried the troon might sue them for discrimination, but the tranch seems to be in a pretty right-leaning area so maybe the store and community wouldn't play ball?
 
Rainbow Frog Army said:
The existence (or not) of real transwomen is pretty much irrelevant here, and to assert it might be is probably being highly charitable to the Tranchers.

The Tranchers are dudebros in dresses--and they'll never be anything else, and it has nothing to do with if it's possible for a man to become a woman and everything to do with the simple fact that it isn't possible for them.

Of course they're not going to ever be women, for the same reasons they're not going to be getting griftbux from the people whom they think should be showering them in it, and maybe also asspats. They're White or close enough, and most AGPs are... Well, it tends to show that they spent way too much time wanking to low-quality feminization porn--the stuff made by troons, for troons, and just the kind of quality you expect. (It usually fails horribly as porn, but works pretty well as horror...including on the meta level of "The person who wrote this ragingly misogynistic pedo shit sincerely believes this is hot.")

They have just a baseline lack of comprehension of what women are, outside of the kind of misogynistic basement-dweller incel fantasies of what women are like that leave everybody else not sure these people have ever met a woman at any point in their life.


Offhand? Disease, ill health, "What is this water thing you speak of?" and general incompetence.

Maybe there's people in the area taking in refugee alpaca, too.
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I love women. They're the best.
 
norbo said:
"Pulled person out..."

I mean am I the only one thinking they just legit abducted someone? Yeah you can say "look how heroic we are" on twitter but for all I know, you groomed someone and then abducted them. Maybe there will be a police report from some family saying their teen daughter or son was taken while they were gone for a few hours.
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I don't believe they left their property. So unless they pulled kevin out of the rape shed........
 
PhoBingas said:
Here's hoping American business owners still have the right to turn customers away. I could see them hesitant to not do business with them, worried the troon might sue them for discrimination, but the tranch seems to be in a pretty right-leaning area so maybe the store and community wouldn't play ball?
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I think we should remember that a lot of rural americans, and especially the political organizations that protect their interests support the tranch and want to, at least superficially, be associated with them in the media to prove they arent all backwards hicks [and plz dont shut off our subsidiy gibs mr government]
 
KooksandFreaks said:
Visualize the shot going straight through your target.
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And.,...
If you stop to think about your shot, you've already missed.

That's what worrying about these LARPers. I seriously doubt they have any discipline. It's all fun and games till somebody shoots their dick off.
 
It sounds like one of those South Park episodes were the boys play pretend and the humour is in how the real world percieves them.
 
LooneyTroons said:
Hmmm, out in the middle of fuck off no-where you say? Tell me then sir, does that mean you brought those rifles across state lines? Just as well this shit never happened otherwise you might have some explaining to do.

maybe we'll get a war between the tranch and some eco-fascists over them turning their land into a fucking desert by overgrazing it.
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I was very, very confused when I came across this post.

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Haint said:
And.,...
If you stop to think about your shot, you've already missed.

That's what worrying about these LARPers. I seriously doubt they have any discipline. It's all fun and games till somebody shoots their dick off.
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If you had to buy a handgun? What's the cheapest with available bullets?

ETA: kick you in the shins before you know what happened
 
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KooksandFreaks said:
If you had to buy a handgun? What's the cheapest with available bullets?

ETA: kick you in the shins before you know what happened
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9mm is what I started with. Hipoints are cheap but I've never used one before. I would pay extra for something nice. It isn't a cheap hobby unless you handload or don't need to go to a range.
 
make_it_so said:
Your account would immediately get suspended for "harassment."
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If not suspended, you get shadowbanned, put in the “more replies” tab, in the hidden replies or just told to delete it outright, or your account remains locked until you do. You’ll know you’ll be asked to delete it later because sometimes twitter pops up a little message saying “are you sure you want to tweet that?”.
 
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