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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
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What a perfect metaphor for what troons are doing to women's spaces. Bonnie the Bigot should have left that boy alpaca alone.

It's true that there will always be a new cause to ride to the rescue of with their checkbook, but I would have thought new marks would get brought in with the national attention. The Tranchers obviously did too or else they wouldn't have started up a new gofundme so soon. I do think people are being put off by them on some level whether they're consciously making the choice not to donate because they don't like guns, etc or they're being put off by these obvious men living out an obvious larp and the poor acting so they move on to a new sob story.

I am extremely surprised it's happening. I thought they'd be able to milk another couple healthy GFMs before people caught on. Even reasoning that it's because of how close together the scams are doesn't ring true to me. That would require the marks to click a couple links to find out that information. That's precious time they won't be on the right side of history because they're questioning transwymyn. Maybe not showing all the people they're supposedly helping plays a part. There are no success stories from all of the misunderstood and beautiful women who use it as a sanctuary. You see cute pictures of alpacas and the same 4-5 dudes. It looks like some weirdo compound and not a halfway home to teach trannies how to be farm hands and get them on their feet or whatever.

There is also an increased awareness of how online funding campaigns can be complete scams. It might be that the pool of people willing to donate to causes without a strong history or trustworthy partner is getting smaller and smaller. A similar thing happened years ago with charities that spend lavishly on marketing and administration while comparatively little on the actual cause. People got wise, there was pushback, and the overarching message I've seen since then is to support the charities who operate in your community. Not only do you see the benefits helping your neighbors, but you can better keep an eye on their activities.
I think the last GFM was successful because they created a sense of urgency. And they set the bar pretty high, so they are going to have to go even more extreme to get the same engagement they got last time. They should have started a little smaller and slowly ramped up to make it more sustainable. But we all know how myopic troons are. I don't think they could successfully plan out an hour ahead of their lives.
 
To be fair, there's not really a good time to shear if you live where they do. I'm sure they posted a photo showing snow in mid June. Remember that their growing season is only 60 days.

I'm not sure how Bonnie's go the balls to retweet this, but retweet it he did. Look out the window Phil, and see the difference.
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bonnie you fucking TERF how DARE you disrespect this tree's transition
 
Which is why I said it would need to be proven that the plant was present prior to their acquisition of the land.
There is a species of butterfly that is on the threatened list, proving damage to that through their neglect might be somewhat easier.
Someone would have to care. The government does not. Do you think the EPA is going to spend the time and effort to go look at 35 acres of desertified land in bumfuck CO? Their neighbor's land getting impacted and them bringing a civil suit is the most probable course of action for the land. That would actually bring teeth to an EPA complaint as well.

The sheriff was already out to look at the alpacas and didn't take action. It not surprising without severe and obvious abuse like horrible malnutrition, widespread obvious disease and the like. The government in America does not step in an micromanage people's lives unless they piss the government off. Playing games with the IRS and their 501(c)(3) status is more likely to bring unwanted eyes than anything. You generally have the freedom to be a piece of shit beyond the limits of the law here because the government is general too lazy or stretched too thin to do anything.

I believe that is generally a good even if scumbags like the Tranch get let off too.
 
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Farmers, I bring you some updates from today.
They stopped slandering the neighbors for a moment. (A)
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Honestly, I had to include that one. It’s a visual representation of how the tranch is going right now.
They put up some more fence. (A)View attachment 2362891
Penny actually posted some more flower pics from this endeavor. (A)
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They also hit 15k followers and posted baby alpacas to celebrate. (A)View attachment 2362933
Yeah, I’d be disappointed too if my owners managed to colossally fuck up every aspect of running a farm.
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Bonus (A)

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The disappointment of that alpaca is insurmountable. I can't help it to say again about how bad I feel for those poor abused animals.
 
he’s not even making the half assed tranny attempt to look feminine, it’s just steve albini with long unkempt hair.
 

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These faggots are unintentionally fucking hilarious. "We got this sister out of a baaad situation. Ain't no heroes here. Just folk helpin' folk."
 
These faggots are unintentionally fucking hilarious. "We got this sister out of a baaad situation. Ain't no heroes here. Just folk helpin' folk."
They posted the larp picture because they're so humble. It's transparently performative. Tranchers have seen truly courageous individuals like the bystander who pulls people from a burning car wreck be humble and talk about doing the right thing, so they believe that's part of the gig. PLEASE NOBODY PAT ME ON THE BACK FOR BEING A HERO! Don't worry, everyone can you're doing enough of it yourselves.
 
I want them to post the rescued sister tran. Right now I don't think he actually exists. A daring rescue from a house full of white supremacists that you were lured to would be a great source of narcissistic supply, so I'd expect him (whoever he is) to never shut up about it.

Also imagine being rescued then making yourself at home in Jarrod's pallet-wood death-trap shanty shower. I would beg to go back.
 
"White supremacist den in the middle of nowhere"
They probably knocked the door of a farmhouse down, in full gear armed with assault rifles, to "rescue" a faggot who lived with his parents because they told him that he should take off the programming socks and get a job.
 
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