Science Will Semiautonomous Robots Soon Replace the Delivery Dude? - Wheeled bots with cute names like Coco and Lola are being dispatched to tote to-go orders—but what does it mean for their human counterparts?

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If you see a large square box rolling down the streets of your town, know this: it’s not a UFO, though it is the future—of food delivery. Bots are carting lunch, dinner, and grocery orders to Angelenos in a much cheaper, more environmentally friendly form than cars or trucks. That’s right, this is how your Pellegrino and Advil PM now roll. Literally.

Semiautonomous delivery robots, in development for years, are getting frequent test drives by Los Angeles restaurants in WeHo, Santa Monica, and Pacific Palisades. Luxury buildings like Ten Thousand on Santa Monica Boulevard have been employing bots for a while: for instance, Charley, a robot butler, delivers your champagne to your door. But now bots are becoming egalitarian, and, this being L.A., they’ve all got cutesy names like Pinky and Dotty. Pretty-in-pink Coco lingers on the Third Street Promenade.
The few hundred on the street right now get a little help from friends: humans follow on foot or remotely, even though bots are armed with sensors and programmed to make their way around objects, climb short steps, and move up to five miles per hour.

It’s the restaurant delivery apps that are most invested in robotics. San Francisco-based Postmates X has spun off into Serve Robotics. Its motto? “Why move a 2-pound burrito in a 2-ton car?” Pink Dot, on the Sunset Strip, employs three of them.

Bots have to recharge batteries just like we do (well, not just like). At night, they’re stored in secure recharge facilities and so will not be found doing late-night karaoke at Hamburger Mary’s.

Ali Kashani heads up Serve Robotics, and his TED Talk on its baby cyborgs has been viewed more than a million times. In it, he touts the entertainment value of bots: “Turns out kids love them! They’re designed to look friendly. Some people chase bots on foot to take photos. Chrissy Teigen posted about one. We’re very popular on Twitter.” Currently, Serve Robotics visits 10,000 homes via Postmates and Uber Eats.

Diego Varela Prada, COO of Kiwibot, believes lower costs are the big bot motivator for delivery apps. “The average order adds 40 percent in fees and tips,” explains Varela. “We only charge a few bucks on top of food charges.”

Downsides? Despite sensors and cameras, there’s still a bot overboard from time to time. “One of our bots got stuck on a sidewalk,” Varela says. “A guy came out and set him right. Sure, people attempt to vandalize them, steal them, and grab their goods. We work closely with the city to keep an eye on them. These bots are several thousand bucks apiece; they have GPS. Let’s just say, if you try to take a bot home, you’re taking the police with you!”

Hence, a Buzzfeed tech reporter created an experiment a few years back: Was it was possible to steal food from a bot? He managed to pry one open on his second try. Still, bots have eyes literally in the back of their heads—meaning, cameras on all sides. So as a result of Buzzfeed’s staged smash-and-grab, the technology has been upgraded—let’s just say the current generation of bots is practically Fort Box. DoorDash, with over 20,000 miles of testing and in contact with 4 million people, hasn’t had a single instance of theft.

Next year, delivery bots will be on the streets of most major American cities. Kiwibot alone will deploy 1,000 across the U.S. How do human delivery workers feel about losing jobs to programmed shopping carts? One DoorDash employee was recorded cursing a bot: “I hate your face!”

Kashani thinks there are a lot of misconceptions about bots stealing jobs. “ATMs didn’t replace tellers,” he says. “ATMs led to more teller jobs. I’m of the belief that this will lead to more jobs because more people will use food delivery.”

In the near future, experts concur, bots will likely be delivering all your heart’s short-distanced desires: dresses for last-minute dates, the coffee filters you forgot, and, yes, toilet paper. But for right now, you’ll have to settle for pizza.
 
Yay, stuff that will just make the elites richer and the people more miserable. I fucking hate the 21th century.

Kiwibot alone will deploy 1,000 across the U.S.
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Bots are carting lunch, dinner, and grocery orders to Angelenos in a much cheaper, more environmentally friendly form then cars or trucks. That’s right, this is how your Pellegrino and Advil PM now roll. Literally.

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Bots have to recharge batteries just like we do (well, not just like). At night, they’re stored in secure recharge facilities and so will not be found doing late-night karaoke at Hamburger Mary’s.
Uhhh no. Not more environmentally friendly. Not by a long shot. In fact, making and installing these kinds of gee-whiz gadgets and trying to connect everything to AI and technology is extremely energy consumptive and requires a huge draw on electricity and power then what we have now. That creates a colossal carbon footprint and even more pollution.
In the near future, experts concur, bots will likely be delivering all your heart’s short-distanced desires:
While also taking over your job that allows you to pay for this stuff, keep the bills paid, and food on the table.

I can't stand these people, I really can't.
 
Uhhh no. Not more environmentally friendly. Not by a long shot. In fact, making and installing these kinds of gee-whiz gadgets and trying to connect everything to AI and technology is extremely energy consumptive and requires a huge draw on electricity and power then what we have now. That creates a colossal carbon footprint and even more pollution.

While also taking over your job that allows you to pay for this stuff, keep the bills paid, and food on the table.

I can't stand these people, I really can't.

Take the shots, eat the bugs, live in the pod, be grateful we give you UBI that can't cover anything let alone food. Your state sanctioned bug allowance will cover that.

Seriously, people can't even get jobs after fake coof. Yet the governments across the world couldn't give a shit. Teehee let's add bots to the mix!
 
Hey America, look what some European shithole no one cares about came up with:
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These are pretty widespread across the country, you can find them even on God forsaken shitholes, and you can order shit online to get it delivered to one of those. The delivery man only has to drive up to these machines and then the client can go to them to pick their shit up at any time they want. And despite of them being an easy theft target, that pretty much never happens. Deliverymen get to keep their employment, customers get better package retrieval conditions, and porch pirates can no longer snatch your package from your front yard. How come you're a superpower, yet a bunch of Polacks manage to outdo you on one of the most crucial elements for fueling modern day capitalism?
 
Hey America, look what some European shithole no one cares about came up with:
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These are pretty widespread across the country, you can find them even on God forsaken shitholes, and you can order shit online to get it delivered to one of those. The delivery man only has to drive up to these machines and then the client can go to them to pick their shit up at any time they want. And despite of them being an easy theft target, that pretty much never happens. Deliverymen get to keep their employment, customers get better package retrieval conditions, and porch pirates can no longer snatch your package from your front yard. How come you're a superpower, yet a bunch of Polacks manage to outdo you on one of the most crucial elements for fueling modern day capitalism?
Because The Powers That Be decided P.O. Boxes were inconvenient.
 
Hey America, look what some European shithole no one cares about came up with:
View attachment 2332792
These are pretty widespread across the country, you can find them even on God forsaken shitholes, and you can order shit online to get it delivered to one of those. The delivery man only has to drive up to these machines and then the client can go to them to pick their shit up at any time they want. And despite of them being an easy theft target, that pretty much never happens. Deliverymen get to keep their employment, customers get better package retrieval conditions, and porch pirates can no longer snatch your package from your front yard. How come you're a superpower, yet a bunch of Polacks manage to outdo you on one of the most crucial elements for fueling modern day capitalism?
Amazon's already doing these, and I sincerely wish they'd expand their usage in urban areas. Heck, there's even a setup where you can go and pick up your packages from a store counter (only seen it done with GNC's so far). It would significantly save on wear and tear on your delivery people (no more running up to every third or fourth floor in the apartment complex) and give them the time to deal with situations that need human interaction.
 
Can't wait for the new TV Show "Robots VS Niggers" where we see if Shitavious and Shaquanda can rob the Pizza Hut robot before it flees the 'hood.
 
Take the shots, eat the bugs, live in the pod, be grateful we give you UBI that can't cover anything let alone food. Your state sanctioned bug allowance will cover that.

Seriously, people can't even get jobs after fake coof. Yet the governments across the world couldn't give a shit. Teehee let's add bots to the mix!
If they'd give a shit, it'd get worse. Government regulation is what causes a bad economy. Government fucking off is what lets the economy fix itself.
 
If they'd give a shit, it'd get worse. Government regulation is what causes a bad economy. Government fucking off is what lets the economy fix itself.
Government doing its actual job would have slapped globohomo companies into their place before they became the behemoths they currently are. Such a fucking shame corporations realized bribes to congress could nip any of hose notions in the bud.
 
Government doing its actual job would have slapped globohomo companies into their place before they became the behemoths they currently are. Such a fucking shame corporations realized bribes to congress could nip any of hose notions in the bud.
Better a corporation having to bride for influence than the corporation monopolizing influence.
 
Yay, stuff that will just make the elites richer and the people more miserable. I fucking hate the 21th century.


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Theres a part of me that says knowing humans, there will be a group of people that ends up picking these fuckers up and tossing them in lakes or rivers and setting fire to them like Bird scooters and shit.

Inevitably theyll start giving robots guns for self defense and that's when shit will REALLY get bad.
 
One's led to the other and governments ae only a few decades out (at best) from being ruled by rootless corporations in every important manner.
In my experience it requires a strong government with close ties with corporations to achieve such levels of coruptionism. Weak governments aren't able to enforce corporate policy on the people as much, meanwhile a strong anti corporate government can become a corporation itself.
What I mean to say is that you can look at this as a no way out situation, or as a way to make shit better situation.
 
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