Science Will Semiautonomous Robots Soon Replace the Delivery Dude? - Wheeled bots with cute names like Coco and Lola are being dispatched to tote to-go orders—but what does it mean for their human counterparts?

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If you see a large square box rolling down the streets of your town, know this: it’s not a UFO, though it is the future—of food delivery. Bots are carting lunch, dinner, and grocery orders to Angelenos in a much cheaper, more environmentally friendly form than cars or trucks. That’s right, this is how your Pellegrino and Advil PM now roll. Literally.

Semiautonomous delivery robots, in development for years, are getting frequent test drives by Los Angeles restaurants in WeHo, Santa Monica, and Pacific Palisades. Luxury buildings like Ten Thousand on Santa Monica Boulevard have been employing bots for a while: for instance, Charley, a robot butler, delivers your champagne to your door. But now bots are becoming egalitarian, and, this being L.A., they’ve all got cutesy names like Pinky and Dotty. Pretty-in-pink Coco lingers on the Third Street Promenade.
The few hundred on the street right now get a little help from friends: humans follow on foot or remotely, even though bots are armed with sensors and programmed to make their way around objects, climb short steps, and move up to five miles per hour.

It’s the restaurant delivery apps that are most invested in robotics. San Francisco-based Postmates X has spun off into Serve Robotics. Its motto? “Why move a 2-pound burrito in a 2-ton car?” Pink Dot, on the Sunset Strip, employs three of them.

Bots have to recharge batteries just like we do (well, not just like). At night, they’re stored in secure recharge facilities and so will not be found doing late-night karaoke at Hamburger Mary’s.

Ali Kashani heads up Serve Robotics, and his TED Talk on its baby cyborgs has been viewed more than a million times. In it, he touts the entertainment value of bots: “Turns out kids love them! They’re designed to look friendly. Some people chase bots on foot to take photos. Chrissy Teigen posted about one. We’re very popular on Twitter.” Currently, Serve Robotics visits 10,000 homes via Postmates and Uber Eats.

Diego Varela Prada, COO of Kiwibot, believes lower costs are the big bot motivator for delivery apps. “The average order adds 40 percent in fees and tips,” explains Varela. “We only charge a few bucks on top of food charges.”

Downsides? Despite sensors and cameras, there’s still a bot overboard from time to time. “One of our bots got stuck on a sidewalk,” Varela says. “A guy came out and set him right. Sure, people attempt to vandalize them, steal them, and grab their goods. We work closely with the city to keep an eye on them. These bots are several thousand bucks apiece; they have GPS. Let’s just say, if you try to take a bot home, you’re taking the police with you!”

Hence, a Buzzfeed tech reporter created an experiment a few years back: Was it was possible to steal food from a bot? He managed to pry one open on his second try. Still, bots have eyes literally in the back of their heads—meaning, cameras on all sides. So as a result of Buzzfeed’s staged smash-and-grab, the technology has been upgraded—let’s just say the current generation of bots is practically Fort Box. DoorDash, with over 20,000 miles of testing and in contact with 4 million people, hasn’t had a single instance of theft.

Next year, delivery bots will be on the streets of most major American cities. Kiwibot alone will deploy 1,000 across the U.S. How do human delivery workers feel about losing jobs to programmed shopping carts? One DoorDash employee was recorded cursing a bot: “I hate your face!”

Kashani thinks there are a lot of misconceptions about bots stealing jobs. “ATMs didn’t replace tellers,” he says. “ATMs led to more teller jobs. I’m of the belief that this will lead to more jobs because more people will use food delivery.”

In the near future, experts concur, bots will likely be delivering all your heart’s short-distanced desires: dresses for last-minute dates, the coffee filters you forgot, and, yes, toilet paper. But for right now, you’ll have to settle for pizza.
 
Not in Philly. You know what we do to robots here. I can foresee we make the news yet again for roboticide in the near future. I honestly have no idea how the Giant supermarket robot still lives.

This stuff might work in quaint hipster hangouts. But in other areas it's a disaster waiting to happen. Even if a human minder is following at a distance it won't stop anyone from vandalizing it.

And if it's carrying food? Forget it. Door Dash right into some little thug's hands.


Theres a part of me that says knowing humans, there will be a group of people that ends up picking these fuckers up and tossing them in lakes or rivers and setting fire to them like Bird scooters and shit.

Inevitably theyll start giving robots guns for self defense and that's when shit will REALLY get bad.

We don't even need Skynet. And the Terminator will be a cute pink bot with googly eyes.

We are getting the Armageddon we deserve.
 
I saw a bunch of these at a campus I visited a year ago, these little robots are everywhere and are actually pretty well programmed to avoid getting in people's ways and making sure it's clear before crossing the street. It was also a little creepy watching them convoy and gather into large groups in a remote area like they were planning a revolution or something. I'm sure it was just a where they chill when they're not working. The technology was pretty impressive not gonna lie.

I don't see little robots like this working out in the general public, they're too easy to vandalize. It'll only work in controlled areas like campuses, maybe on a resort or large apartment complex where you can keep most of the human trash out.
 
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I'm waiting for one of these flying drones to accidentally drop a 40 lb dumbell it's delivering into freeway traffic and accidentally kill grandma or something
 
Take the shots, eat the bugs, live in the pod, be grateful we give you UBI that can't cover anything let alone food. Your state sanctioned bug allowance will cover that.

Seriously, people can't even get jobs after fake coof. Yet the governments across the world couldn't give a shit. Teehee let's add bots to the mix!

at that point people breaking into nuke silos and launching nukes at China and Russia to anhiliate world is not problem its the solution.
 
Theres a part of me that says knowing humans, there will be a group of people that ends up picking these fuckers up and tossing them in lakes or rivers and setting fire to them like Bird scooters and shit.

Inevitably theyll start giving robots guns for self defense and that's when shit will REALLY get bad.
I mean the Boston Dynamics dog was already deployed with Police forces so yeah...
 
They couldn't properly automate cashiers, and now they think they can automate delivery people?
Can't you faggots fix one thing before hopping to the NEXT FUCKING BOONDOGGLE?
 
Uhhh no. Not more environmentally friendly. Not by a long shot. In fact, making and installing these kinds of gee-whiz gadgets and trying to connect everything to AI and technology is extremely energy consumptive and requires a huge draw on electricity and power then what we have now. That creates a colossal carbon footprint and even more pollution.
I think plans like this and the fact that every single elite asshole has a massive carbon footprint should be proof enough that climate change is being greatly exaggerated to the unwashed because the real goal is to use it to bring about political, economic, and social changes.
 
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