🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[bearycool]

I suppose you and I must fight over @Connor Bible then

@Connor Bible get in here and choose your favorite

Stop it you two.

Quick decision making is bad for his mental health!

 

[Conrix]

oh honey, you're back! how was your day, did anything funny happen?

My math teacher masturbated to death in front of the class, does that count?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

And if I burn out?

A wise man once said "It's better to burn out, than to fade away."

 

[bearycool]

My math teacher masturbated to death in front of the class, does that count?

this is not an edgy enough comment.

It sounds too tryhard

 

[Kirby]

My math teacher masturbated to death in front of the class, does that count?

lol so random xD

 

[Ruin]

My math teacher masturbated to death in front of the class, does that count?

You have another personality? And it's your math teacher?

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

lol so random xD

FYI it's a reference to the Redesigning Eva script where that literally happens in it.

 

[Silver]

guys that was @Conrix

 

[Handsome Pete]

My math teacher masturbated to death in front of the class, does that count?

Wait a minute, you're not the real Connor!

I know it hurts to hear this, but there will never be another Liquid Saga.

 

[Kirby]

FYI it's a reference to his Redesigning Eva script where that literally happens in it.

I see. That's some good storytelling on his part.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Geez, I actually thought that was Connor, lol.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This is why we have the blue Verified banner.

Conrix, nothing you do is funny. Please stop.

 

[JustSomeFella]

Connor.

Just stay down.

 

[Overcast]

Dammit. Missed Connor again...

He's an elusive motherfucker...

 

[Abby]

@Connor Bible

Have you listened to Bret Easton Ellis' podcast? He had Molly Ringwald as a guest, figured you'd be interested.

http://podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=592&pid=511083

 

[CatParty]

@Connor Bible sempai

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Dicks in my mouth, I missed Connor!?

I'm not sure what was more amusing---Kiwi Tropes, Beginning Algebra, or considering "becoming" an insomniac.

Well, the second one just made me cringe. I was never very good with math, either, but. . .Beginning Algebra? He should've already taken it in seventh or eighth grade. Why would you take it again? & why does he insist on torturing himself with remedial math courses instead of taking a creative writing or a computer class? It's not like he's working towards a specific degree. He can take pretty much whatever he wants.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He should've already taken it in seventh or eighth grade. Why would you take it again? & why does he insist on torturing himself with remedial math courses instead of taking a creative writing or a computer class?

At least at my university computer science has calculus as a prerequisite

 

[Segue]

Why would you take it again? & why does he insist on torturing himself with remedial math courses instead of taking a creative writing or a computer class? It's not like he's working towards a specific degree. He can take pretty much whatever he wants.

So he can complain about it and come up with excuses not to do it.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

@Connor Bible sempai

Implying that Connor would share his food with anyone.