🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[bearycool]

Stop literally raping him with math you shitlord. It's not good for his mental health.

Just wait till we talk about algebraic identities and axioms!

 

[Connor Bible]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Connor, when it becomes winter, go up to the mountains.

The white landscape will surely force happiness onto you, and you might lose your virginity.

 

[bearycool]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

Incorrect response, please try again later

 

[Ruin]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

If you're going for maximum edge alcoholism is the way to go.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Everything else aside, the fact that you're not putting such a high priority on writing is good. It's a step toward realizing that you just might not be cut out for it and finding out what you do like to do.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

Let us know how that goes when you get done with it in 25 years.

 

[JU 199]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

Yeah, you could finish your damn book report then.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

No brah, not if you are to balance your hormones.

 

[chimpburgers]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

You'll still have no job prospects and you'll be stuck taking remedial classes for the rest of your college career.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

If you're going for maximum edge alcoholism is he way to go.

"I hate to advocate drugs, violence, or insanity. But they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

You can certainly avoid sleeping, that doesn't make you an insomniac. Insomnia is more of the inability to sleep easily, regardless of one's intentions.

 

[VLAD]

I've thought about becoming an insomniac.

Insomnia isn't something you just decide to have, you jackass.

 

[Silver]

and you might lose your virginity.

How does that logically follow in any way

Anyway, @Connor Bible now that you're back do you wanna go to Carowinds?? It's almost September so we could even go to Scarowinds! Scarowinds is more fun imo

 

[Rin]

How does that logically follow in any way

Well, TK mentioned that he was going up to the mountains, too, so I think it's part of his plan to seduce Connor. But given that he won't even go as far as Carowinds to meet up with someone, I doubt he'll make it to the mountains.

 

[Dr. Meme]

oh honey, you're back! how was your day, did anything funny happen?

 

[bearycool]

oh honey, you're back! how was your day, did anything funny happen?

Connor: "The fifty minutes of math I had all day were the worst minutes of my life "

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I ain't going to Carowinds, but I am going to Dollywood.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Connor: "The fifty minutes of math I had all day were the worst minutes of my life "

Math is how the universe keeps score.

RE: Connor's life.

 

[Silver]

I ain't going to Carowinds, but I am going to Dollywood.

I suppose you and I must fight over @Connor Bible then

@Connor Bible get in here and choose your favorite