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00R-Gundam said:
ive always wondered what phils neighbors/ gated community think of him, staying all day in his house playing video games and yelling at randoms on the internet.
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The neighbors that never interact with anyone are often seen as weirdos in most communities. His neighbors most likely see him the same way. It would not surprise me if they think phil is a tweaker.
 
00R-Gundam said:
ive always wondered what phils neighbors/ gated community think of him, staying all day in his house playing video games and yelling at randoms on the internet.
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I highly doubt they know who he is. He never leaves the pig pen so it's unlikely they have met him despite living there for several years.

Tom Delonge said:
I just refuse to believe that he's burning through $10.000 a month. There's no way. Not after all the loans, the debt, the bankruptcy. He must've learned his lesson by now.
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He spends $500 to $1000 per WWE Champions event. He's probably eating out several days a week and has no concept of money at all.

He thought a flat tire would cost him $600, he does not live in the real world. He genuinely thinks $120k a year is poverty...

This idea that he sat down and wrote out all of his bills... No he didn't. If he cut out all the mobile gaming and luxuries I bet he could live well on $40k a year.

People bring up families on less than 30% of what he makes yet he believes he's in poverty.
 
Mr. Brown said:
He thought a flat tire would cost him $600, he does not live in the real world. He genuinely thinks $120k a year is poverty...
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There have been a number of instances where Phil basically approached this moment:
... and his paypigs, as always, fail to pick up on the implications of these moments. Phil has no concept of the value of their money.
Like the other day with his frozen breakfast burritos - not the shitty ones though. Ones with 'fresh ingredients'. So he's buying premium frozen breakfast burritos that say 'fresh' on them.

And he did with the cook time what he did with his business expenses on the bankruptcy. He knew the target he needed to reach and worked backwards from there - he needed it to take an hour to make his life sound stressful. So he apparently cooked the pasta completely independently of the meat, rather than simultaneously, and the doubled the simmer time. Voila, that fits the timeline perfectly, and then he had to eat scalding food because he is some sort of neglected latchkey kid. Maximum victim narrative achieved, and we didn't even have to mention microtransactions this time! I'm sure they were involved in there, though.
 
00R-Gundam said:
ive always wondered what phils neighbors/ gated community think of him, staying all day in his house playing video games and yelling at randoms on the internet.
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Only reason they know he exists is because they hear him stumble around the house drunk at 3 AM.
 
Mr. Brown said:
I highly doubt they know who he is. He never leaves the pig pen so it's unlikely they have met him despite living there for several years.
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Wasn't there some gayops a while back where some info/pictures of phil was mailed out to his neighbors? Does anyone remember something like this?
 
Coke Zero said:
Wasn't there some gayops a while back where some info/pictures of phil was mailed out to his neighbors? Does anyone remember something like this?
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The closest thing I can think of was when the pigroach's neighbors were doxed and they were all a variety of people leading rich, fulfilling lives compared to the shut-in. Correct me if I'm wrong though but I think it was an indirect attempt to raise community awareness about the local pigroach infestation and his 'legacy'.
 
oh god why the fuck is DSP pigsplaining what Americans do on the 4th of july

every other person in existence: happy 4th of july guys, hope you all have a good time and pop fireworks maybe

DSP: so back in 1776 there was george washington-

(he really brought him up, not a joke)
 
Phil said that today he's going to have hotdogs and beans for dinner.

Man, the fuck did you do this time, Phil? Khet is fucking done lmao
 
UaineRunei said:
Phil said that today he's going to have hotdogs and beans for dinner.

Man, the fuck did you do this time, Phil? Khet is fucking done lmao
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They don't have time to celebrate some holiday, dude. They have to be working all the time. That's adult life.
If only Phil had more money so they wouldn't have to spend every day working. If only. Too bad he needed to blast both ACs during the heat wave. And he absolutely needs to go to a restaurant every week.
EDIT: Someone in chat joked about Phil having to pay nine-thousand dollars a month in bills. Phil called him a pussy who lives in his mom's basement that has no concept of money or the adult life.
 
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Phil just recounted all of the bills that are coming due between now and the 21st (before his YT payment of course).
It's literally everything.
- His car payment (due TODAY... a Sunday...)
- His (final!) condo dues for the CT condo (before it gets foreclosed... MidFirst pls) - this week
- His condo payment for this condo payment - this week
- His internet bill - this week
- His big mortgage payment for the WA condo - on the 15th
- Two utility bills - 'right after the mortgage payment'
- Back taxes payment - 'right after the mortgage payment'.

This raises 3 questions...
1. If everything is due in this window of time, where did the YT and Patreon money go from the 21st of last month? Based on this rundown... no bills are due between the 21st and now. Could Phil be lying about this payment timeline to fake a crisis? Perish the thought...
2. Once the CT condo is gone, will that not free up several hundred dollars each month? Make note of this because we're supposed to forget that he lost this payment. Just like we're supposed to forget that he no longer pays the mortgage on the CT condo and all that money was freed up.
3. Can anyone think of any missing payments from this list? I'd like to consider putting together a new budget based on what we know.
 
Imagine spending yet another holiday alone and isolated inside your house, no friends, no family, no children. Sitting in a room talking to a camera while ppl sit around bonfirea, light fireworks, laugh and live together and think to yourself. Everyones jealous of your life. And thats literally just the social aspect of it. Let alone all the other shit.

I wonder what leanna is doin for 4th.
 
Professional gamer, doesn't know how to use the PS5 friends-list. Fucking end me already.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Phil just recounted all of the bills that are coming due between now and the 21st (before his YT payment of course).
It's literally everything.
- His car payment (due TODAY... a Sunday...)
- His (final!) condo dues for the CT condo (before it gets foreclosed... MidFirst pls) - this week
- His condo payment for this condo payment - this week
- His internet bill - this week
- His big mortgage payment for the WA condo - on the 15th
- Two utility bills - 'right after the mortgage payment'
- Back taxes payment - 'right after the mortgage payment'.

This raises 2 questions...
1. If everything is due in this window of time, where did the YT and Patreon money go from the 21st of last month? Based on this rundown... no bills are due between the 21st and now. Could Phil be lying about this payment timeline to fake a crisis? Perish the thought...
2. Once the CT condo is gone, will that not free up several hundred dollars each month? Make note of this because we're supposed to forget that he lost this payment. Just like we're supposed to forget that he no longer pays the mortgage on the CT condo and all that money was freed up.
3. Can anyone think of any missing payments from this list? I'd like to consider putting together a new budget based on what we know.
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He used to have two different internet lines. One being business class that supposedly cost like $1000 a month.
 
Snowkarl baited Phil into a cancel culture monologue that ended with yet another "It's okay if you disagree!" spiel.
Just once I'd like to see someone spam "I DISAGREE" while Phil's saying this just to see how he'd react.
 
Phil doing his "morality" segment where he acts like he is an unbiased person who looks at both sides before judging. It's nauseating considering he is always shitting on streamers, and YouTubers when they fuck up. I don't see him looking at both sides then, but what do I know. The guy gets off on talking about how much of a good person he is, all while he lies to people's faces and chews them out for asking simple questions.
 
Phil is addressing his gout situation.
Since living with Kat, she watches out for him. "That's what people who love each other do, watch out for each other".

To those asking what Leanna is doing today, she's probably grilling dirty beef burgers and absolutely reeling from the shots being fired her way from an 'office' behind the gates.
You got cut because you failed to take care of the manbaby properly. Have another pill, tizzy-bitch.

Keep seething, Phil.
 
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