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Rubea Meretrix said:
I know it's a typo, but I hope he starts to type like he speaks.


DSP will never play XIV. Despite it being a carebear filled, hand-holding MMO, still means interacting with people and it has lenghty as fuck cutscenes and dialogues. He wouldn't even get to the first dungeon I feel like.

Also, the community is absolute garbage and chases anyone that becomes "big" on the game. They have threated people to death over criticism of the game, plenty of gayops/infighting and so on. With Phil's amount of shit behind him, he would have an absolute shitstorm on his ass.
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Glad I left that game. I had a fun time making memes to fuck with people though.

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Iron Hamster said:
But how was he wrong? The dumpling absolutely implied he had to spend $600 to get a tire issue dealt with.
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DSP is the king of technicalities.

Wings said that DSP spent $600 on one tire. It was ackshually "a tire issue" which could mean multiple tires. Debunked!

This is the same man that claimed that nobody guessed that he had a cat because they all said DSP got a "new" cat, even though nobody really said new but DSP claimed they did so he could "Well ackshually" them.
 
Is this retard seriously bitching about Hamburger Helper, and how hot it is? Did he just say he doesn't have 30 minutes to wait for it to cool down? What kind of fucking child is htis?
 
Someone mentioned how SilentBob's tips equal out to just about an even thousand a month. I always thought it was such an odd amount to consistently tip. Makes sense considering Dave has admitted to receiving money "behind the scenes". A paypig giving him a monthly payment fits perfectly.
 
I'm just waiting for Phil to quietly stew as the Membership Goal has to be lowered further and further. 200 is still a little too high, maybe 175 is more appropriate for your viewerbase, Dave. Or what's left of it. You know, unless Coffee wants to make another dozen sock accounts.
 
He’s currently on a rant about how long (an hour) and difficult it is to make Hamburger Helper. You gotta cook the meat, drain it, put it back in the skillet, add A BUNCH of milk and water, wait for it to simmer again, then cover it FOR TWENTY-FIVE minutes! And then, when he tried to eat it….. IT WAS TOO HOT! What the fuck, man?’

Also, it was Italian Shells, and it’s NOT EVEN REALLY ITALIAN! No tomato flavors or authentic Italian spices! How dare Hamburger Helper…

This insufferable faggot… Just when you think he’s gonna be boring, he drops another masterpiece of out-of-touch whining on us.
 
Piece of Peace said:
The name makes me think it was one of them because it uses the same type of capitalization and no spacing between words. Weird thing was that there was a pop-up for it which is unusual right?
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Y'all reading too much into the naming archetypes in my estimation, some people just have odd tendancies on a whim, I write my name with proper spacing and capitalization in a letter/email, but I can't be fucked to do it registering on a shit posting forum (which is basically PPB's YT chat at this point).
 
Iron Hamster said:
It only takes 20 min.

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Clown just can't not lie
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Is that for the Italian Shells version, or whatever? I have no doubt he lied either way really. He exaggerates everything by making it AT LEAST two-times longer or bigger or more expensive than it actually is. The only things he underestimates are the length of his breaks, and the amount of money he makes (if there isn’t immediate proof).

edit: Guess I have to eat my words on this one. I looked up simmer time for Hamburger Helper Italian Shells, and it does say 25 minutes. It shouldn’t take a whole FUCKING HOUR to cook, though.
 
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Massive beg segment tonight where he said the magic words once again.
He asked people to forgo other methods of contributions because he needs to be hitting the tips goals right now.
Literally 13 days after he said he would not need to beg for tips again and we're already begging for tips over all else.
Kind of makes you wonder what immediate expense suddenly requires a massive influx of tips...
 
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