🐮 Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

[Coelacanth]

I've got a pretty good feeling that one of these tards is responsible for this hilarity: https://twitter.com/CancelKiwiFarms

The only problem with this is that the account appears to've been made in 2019 - was Hailey even aware of the Farms at that point?

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Who would’ve thunk that the almost week long DoS attack would mark the return of Hailey?

The only problem with this is that the account appears to've been made in 2019 - was Hailey even aware of the Farms at that point?

This is something I’ve been wondering myself for a bit. I can’t remember if we discussed how she found out about this thread. Odds are she only found out about the forum this year because she was previously grazing out in the fields.

 

[Coelacanth]

This is something I’ve been wondering myself for a bit. I can’t remember if we discussed how she found out about this thread. Odds are she only found out about the forum this year because she was previously grazing out in the fields.

I don't think we did.

I'm willing to guess Hailey is one of those autists who likes to Google their own name either to see if they're popular or out of sheer curiosity and that's how she found the thread.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

I'm willing to guess Hailey is one of those autists who likes to Google their own name either to see if they're popular or out of sheer curiosity and that's how she found the thread.

I was originally going to say that the forum would've been blacklisted by Google (it probably is now considering Dave "committed seppuku") but how many people out there are named Hailey Schumacher and act autistic on DA?

Duck Duck Go will show links to the forum on the first page

But Google won't show anything related to her on the first page of a search. You actually have to go to the second page when you search for Hailey on Google to find something completely unrelated to her autism, it's her Good Reads account.

That account is in fact Hailey. Budd Lake is apart of Mount Olive Township in Morris County, New Jersey, where Hailey lives.


So is she so paranoid about her internet presence that she uses every search engine in existence to search for herself? The other possibility is that she knows someone who is a pre-Hailey thread user of the forum which I find extremely unlikely. Her friends also probably help her search the internet for people being meeeen to them too, which may explain how they came across the thread.

 

[Pengsoo]

To be honest I think Verygayfrogs weened and contacted Hailey to let her know about the thread

 

[verygayFrogs]

To be honest I think Verygayfrogs weened and contacted Hailey to let her know about the thread

How can I ween if I don’t have a da?

 

[Lyra Plushie]

How can I ween if I don’t have a da?

I'm not picking sides but there are a million other ways to contact Hailey without a DA.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

How can I ween if I don’t have a da?

Are you the autistic Illuminati?

 

[ICraveDeath]

The only problem with this is that the account appears to've been made in 2019 - was Hailey even aware of the Farms at that point?

That's been bothering me as well.

The only tweets that precede June 29th is this one mentioning a user called avm3d14online (no idea whether or not this was an actual account, since there isn't any results when I search), and this one mentioning a user named PrinceSorao (their account is suspended, but this DA account could be theirs). The first post made on June 29th mentions deleting older tweets.

There's always the chance that it's some completely different retard, but then again it sounds like someone who might fly in Hailey's circles. No use speculating on it though, since they haven't updated since July 1st. Guess their patron saint Byuu wasn't important enough to remember for that long lmao.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

No use speculating on it though, since they haven't updated since July 1st. Guess their patron saint Byuu wasn't important enough to remember for that long lmao.

How many of the #cancelkiwifarms people do you think actually knew about Byuu or even Chance Carmichael? They only care for 15 minutes and they forget about it, Hailey is one of those people.

Byuu didn’t kill himself.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

How many of the #cancelkiwifarms people do you think actually knew about Byuu or even Chance Carmichael? They only care for 15 minutes and they forget about it, Hailey is one of those people.

Byuu didn’t kill himself.

I sincerely doubt Hailey is autistic enough to follow the NES rom-hack community/forums.
While she has her ideal mother as a fursona and Byuu has that nonbinary/agender Neko shota with wings, he was known to delete his social media presence multiple times so those two crossing paths is a low probability.

She just took the news at face value with no research when Kiwi Farms was down to gloat how much she wants us all to collectively commit seppuku, so her Skinner Fetish will be mercifully left alone and fap to him in toddler clothes and wetting himself.

 

[michael_bruh]

This is something I’ve been wondering myself for a bit. I can’t remember if we discussed how she found out about this thread. Odds are she only found out about the forum this year because she was previously grazing out in the fields.

I would bet one of hailey's orbiters found the thread and sent it to her

 

[Coelacanth]

I would bet one of hailey's orbiters found the thread and sent it to her

This. Hailey's actually pretty popular by DA standards and would probably have made friends who know about the farms and found out we're laughing at her.

Hailey wishes everyone except Kiwi Farms a happy "forth" of July!

Not only is this picture grossly inaccurate when it comes to Hailey's figure - but it also shows she can't spell the word "fourth" correctly.

It's quite similar to how KingMasterReview used to spell the words hurt feelings as "hert fellings".

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Not only is this picture grossly inaccurate when it comes to Hailey's figure - but it also shows she can't spell the word "fourth" correctly.

You can't keep the lie going foruhrver, she's the new ooperator .

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

This. Hailey's actually pretty popular by DA standards and would probably have

Hailey wishes everyone except Kiwi Farms a happy "forth" of July!

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Not only is this picture grossly inaccurate when it comes to Hailey's figure - but it also shows she can't spell the word "fourth" correctly.

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It's quite similar to how KingMasterReview used to spell the words hurt feelings as "hert fellings".

The rip-off Cat in the Hat hat is the only thing I like. She gets 1/4 of a point for that.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

The rip-off Cat in the Hat hat is the only thing I like. She gets 1/4 of a point for that.

Extremely underrated Mike Myers movie though so we should add an extra shilling.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Extremely underrated Mike Myers movie though so we should add an extra shilling.

I wasn't a big fan of that movie but for Mike Myers we round it to 1.3 points. She sucks for wanting us to all kill ourselves over laughing over her Skinner fetish still.

 

[Coelacanth]

Today is Hailey's 19th birthday!

Be sure to post your happy birthday wishes to our favourite new womanchild! I'm sure she'll read them when she returns to lecture us some more!

 

[lost_n'_confused]

this picture grossly inaccurate when it comes to Hailey's figure

It baffles me how awful of an autist artist she continues to be. I expected her art to improve over the months.

 

[Hewwo Kitty]

This. Hailey's actually pretty popular by DA standards and would probably have made friends who know about the farms and found out we're laughing at her.

Hailey wishes everyone except Kiwi Farms a happy "forth" of July!

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Not only is this picture grossly inaccurate when it comes to Hailey's figure - but it also shows she can't spell the word "fourth" correctly.

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It's quite similar to how KingMasterReview used to spell the words hurt feelings as "hert fellings".

She ain't got a neck.