🐮 Lolcow Hailey Schumacher / HaileyKittydoesart / Haileykitty69 - Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her

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How long until Hailey flips her shit

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Calooby said:
MY OWN CLONE! WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SHE A GIRL?!

Semper fidelis to all are armed kiwis who found her last name. TikTok is one of those like, bizarre desolate Zoomer wastelands I dare not tread upon, so of course I wouldn't have known it without you guys lel
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I am pretty certain this is her sister, actually. Compare...

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I found everyone's FB profiles, pretty much.

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Edit: I think this confirms Andrew as the daddy... Gabriella on the top and Hailey with the tard haircut on the bottom.

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Edit 2: Oh yeah, Gabriella's a troon who goes by Gabe and is also Hailey's older sister. Compare this pic from April 2017 to the December 2017 newspaper pic above, as well as the September 2015 pic from grandma. And alllll the others I've found since I first posted this.

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Abigail is her cousin, not her sister as far as I can tell. She's too pretty and too normal.

I'm triple-posting. And I'm sure @Trombonista will merge them (Spoiler alert: she did.). Shame uponst me. But...

Jason is married to Jessica and they have Abby, Stephen, and John.
Andrew has Gabriella and Hailey.
Catherine is the Angry Aunt.
Geneva is Stephen's mother.

Also nice slippers, Hailey.

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Also Jessica's FB is a photo goldmine: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.b.schumacher/photos

Courtesy of Angry Aunt Catherine's photos page: https://www.facebook.com/catherine.schumacher.18/photos

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Hailey and Gabriella. I wonder why Gabe's strabismus was fixed but Hailey's wasnt...

Angry Aunt confirmed as Catherine:

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Edit: You suck, @Trombonista. I'd say someday your merging will be your downfall, but I'm sure I'd somehow get blamed for it again. :P
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Ronnie Rocket said:
I'm triple-posting. And I'm sure @Trombonista will merge them. Shame uponst me. But...

Jason is married to Jessica and they have Abby, Stephen, and John.
Andrew has Gabriella and Hailey.
Catherine is the Angry Aunt.
Geneva is Stephen's mother.

Also nice slippers, Hailey.

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Also Jessica's FB is a photo goldmine: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.b.schumacher/photos

More to come...
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The nose matches up, but the angle of the second photo hides her gums so I can't get a good look to see if the teeth match up. Her crack-whore hairstyle and the sunglasses hiding her eyebrows don't help either.
 
Coelacanth said:
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The nose matches up, but the angle of the second photo hides her gums so I can't get a good look to see if the teeth match up. Her crack-whore hairstyle and the sunglasses hiding her eyebrows don't help either.
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It's definitely her, Auntie Ann ate too many pretzels and is hugely fat.

Also this family is absurdly close knit (which honestly, I find really sweet and Hailey is very lucky she has such a wonderful family - she should be grateful and less of a shameful tard) and I'm positive it's Aunt Christine coming to visit. Speaking of...

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She let 13-year-old Hailey hold her newborn...

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Unfortunately for said newborn, his dental genetics will NOT be improved via the paternal side...

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David, Abby, Jessica, Ann, ?, and Jason
(Jessica has the unknown guy tagged as "John", but John is her skinny blond son - mayhap that's Stephen's FB account, compare to the pic of Stephen below...)

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"Gabe" and Hailey

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Stephen, Abby
"Gabe", Maria, Jason
 
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Ronnie Rocket said:
I found everyone's FB profiles, pretty much.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


Edit: I think this confirms Andrew as the daddy... Gabriella on the top and Hailey with the tard haircut on the bottom.

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Edit 2: Oh yeah, Gabriella's a troon who goes by Gabe and is also Hailey's older sister. Compare this pic from April 2017 to the December 2017 newspaper pic above, as well as the September 2015 pic from grandma. And alllll the others I've found since I first posted this.

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Abigail is her cousin, not her sister as far as I can tell. She's too pretty and too normal.
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Added those to the op!
 
I can't believe they thought a few retards DDOSing the site would permanently shut it down lol. The farms has survived much worse than an angry Twitter mob. Also, hasn't Hailey threatened to rape/murder people and told them to kill themselves? And hasn't she threatened to break the neck of a 14 year old boy? By that same logic Hailey's friends should hate her even more than us lmao.
 
verygayFrogs said:
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Lol wouldn't be surprised if the chubby post was done in response to that Uberduck.ai clip @Lyra Plushie made of Skinner saying she is fat and he would not have sex with her.

The irony of this next post is off the charts.

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Ah yes, autists who spend hours archiving the downright childish things that cows like you have said publicly on the internet are the ones making shit up. God this girl's rectum must be huge, because the ass pulling she's doing in this post is massive.
 
Coelacanth said:
Lol wouldn't be surprised if the chubby post was done in response to that Uberduck.ai clip @Lyra Plushie made of Skinner saying she is fat and he would not have sex with her.

The irony of this next post is off the charts.

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Ah yes, autists who spend hours archiving the downright childish things that cows like you have said publicly on the internet are the ones making shit up. God this girl's rectum must be huge, because the ass pulling she's doing in this post is massive.
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We make everything up, that is why archive incriminating information and directly link to posts, to ensure information is legitimate and will not be deleted later down the line, sitewide. That's making things up.

Oh well, she's showing she has taken NOTHING of what was said to heart, and is happy to continue her cycle of harassing people and being a general douche. We tried *sigh* :heart-empty:
 
Ronnie Rocket said:
I've got a pretty good feeling that one of these tards is responsible for this hilarity: https://twitter.com/CancelKiwiFarms
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Well Hailey does like FNF (as well as death threats lol), and she has similar speech patterns. I'm not sure if she likes Teen Titans, but it seems like something she'd like. There's also Simpsons characters on the page...

There's also this thread where the user confirms they are autistic and confirms that they have a KF account. They also can't cobble together a basic sentence.

Something stinks of retard.

Here's the archive of the BlueCatRiolu post in case it gets deleted.
 
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