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YokuNama said:
He broke.
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"We talk, we chill, it's not about the game... It's about just relaxing and having fun conversation."

Then later will sperg out because nobody is talking about the game, and is trying to have other conversations.

You can't have it both ways...unless you actually want to interact with people. Main shtreem? Talk about the game. "Chill" shtreem where it's not about the game? Talk about whatever. Wait, that's something you do in not-DSP-Korea.

WolverineGuy22 said:
DSP letting his mask of positivity slip on our poor, degenerate friend Derich.

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This comes as no surprise since Phil never cares about anything other than money. The only thing he probably knows about the Olympics is that there's gold medals, and gold is kinda like money. I doubt he could name 5 individual events in either the summer or winter games.

Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Why does he sound so defensive?
Btw I've had gfs I liked, gfs I could care less about, and both I knew intimately what bullshit they watched and their taste in music. This is the most alien thing and makes me actually believe the Khet is gone theory due to Phil not being able to think up a lie fast enough. You don't know a single show your wife watches that you don't like?
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I'll be ahnest. Mrs. Schmeckel watches some shows that I have no idea what they are called. They all kinda run together for me. She watches some of those house flipping/remodeling shows, but I don't know the name of them. I know what they're generally about and I'll stop every now and again to make a comment, but I don't watch them with her. Same with some of those crappy "reality drama" shows she watches. To me, they're just a bunch of vapid morahns sleeping with each other and getting butt-mad because they're all sleeping with each other. I don't care about these shows, but I care she has some forms of entertainment that she's able to partake in and I can at LEAST have a couple of lines of input when she's talking about them (although, she tends to talk more about the house flipping/remodeling shows...cause she gets ideas and then poor ol' me has to break out the tools and fix shit).

Khet ain't gone. She's a live-in maid with extra benefits around the house.
 
The recent talk about Phil more or less blatantly admitting that he didn't give a fuck about what his wife does (so going to the Jim is easier than ever) inspired me to do some ol' PigPigGo trend searches. The results are pretty entertaining. Keep in mind that searching for "Kat" is a no-go because you get results for "cat" as well and so those are just all over the place.

Trend on "wife" reveals that his "MY WIFE"s peaked in April 2020 and have been on a decline ever since. Not like it was ever active to begin with, but that marriage sure is starting to stagnate now.
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But let's take it a step further. Let's dive into Phil's past relationship. Here's the trend on "Leanna". Note how it slams to an effective zero with only a few future mentions in July 2017. That was when she ditched his fat ass, wasn't it? Last mention of her ever was March 2020, right before where he peaked mentions of "wife". Pigroach was blowing down fat lines of pure Columbian copium that month. Totally doesn't miss Leanna and he loves his wife, dood.
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One more for the road because it's a fun piece of pigroach relationship autism. Trend on "girlfriend". Barely any mentions and then it massively spikes during holiday 2017 season. That's right fellas: the escort saga. Friendly reminder that the escort saga wouldn't have blown up as much as it did if pigroach just shut his fucking mouth during it. Typical pigroach move: fan the flames and then squeal when they burn you.
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Just another heads up to everyone here. This weekend and Monday is supposed to be among the hottest in history for Western Washington. 5 straight days of over 90 degrees. Renton is expected to get up to 108 degrees, perhaps as high as 112 degrees on Sunday and Monday. No matter the final temperature, expect a metric ton of anger, whining, squealing, and sweating from Phil.

I am very unhappy with how hot it is going to get but at least I know Phil will suffer with me.
 
PyroAlert said:
Just another heads up to everyone here. This weekend and Monday is supposed to be among the hottest in history for Western Washington. 5 straight days of over 90 degrees. Renton is expected to get up to 108 degrees, perhaps as high as 112 degrees on Sunday and Monday. No matter the final temperature, expect a metric ton of anger, whining, squealing, and sweating from Phil.

I am very unhappy with how hot it is going to get but at least I know Phil will suffer with me.
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Iamgine the insane Gin tweets we will get when the heat strengthens the alcohol
 
PyroAlert said:
Just another heads up to everyone here. This weekend and Monday is supposed to be among the hottest in history for Western Washington. 5 straight days of over 90 degrees. Renton is expected to get up to 108 degrees, perhaps as high as 112 degrees on Sunday and Monday. No matter the final temperature, expect a metric ton of anger, whining, squealing, and sweating from Phil.

I am very unhappy with how hot it is going to get but at least I know Phil will suffer with me.
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Can't wait for Gary to tip $100 early in the stream for Phil to shout at people asking him to wear the Vest
 
David Davidson said:
Phil says he can't play older games like Chrono Trigger because Nintendo shutdown ALL the websites that had the ROMs so you can't find them anymore.

Phil. 5 seconds of research. Come on man.
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If he were truly afraid of breaking the law (which he clearly isn’t), he could just play the Steam version or use Virtual Console.
 
LyteSydeByll said:
The Steam version is OK too. You just can't play the cutscenes without it crashing.
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"See? That's why I no longer play PC games, I used to be one of you people, I used to build PCs with LED lights, and all that cool stuff. Now I just want to pop in a game, sit on my couch and enjoy a fun gaming experience. I don't wanna troubleshoot games, and edit config files duhuhuhu"
 
Superchat came in telling DSP that his wife should finance the XBox Series X if he needs it so bad. His response is that there is no way he would do that because it would mess with Kat's finances etc. and be bad for the relationship.

It's $25 a month... I'm sure you can pay her back/she is your wife and wouldn't mind helping you out.

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God bless snowkarl and his shit post $1.30 tips. Massive rant about how his stream is so much better and that his streams aren't stagnating it's all shit we made up.
 
David Davidson said:
Superchat came in telling DSP that his wife should finance the XBox Series X if he needs it so bad. His response is that there is no way he would do that because it would mess with Kat's finances etc. and be bad for the relationship.

It's $25 a month... I'm sure you can pay her back/she is your wife and wouldn't mind helping you out.

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God bless snowkarl and his shit post $1.30 tips. Massive rant about how his stream is so much better and that his streams aren't stagnating it's all shit we made up.
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So Kat can't invest into the business that, by Phil's description, is responsible for keeping the lights and heat on in her house and puts food on her plate?
There are two things we can gleam from this, and Phil doesn't want you to think about either of them.
For one, Kat doesn't care if Phil goes under and will leave if he can't afford to support the household.
And two, that the household isn't as poor as he wants us to think.
 
Oh yeah, in case anyone still cares about the "I hate skeletons" thing, it's a meme from his OG Dark Souls playthrough. "I hate these stupid wheel skeletons, dood!" He's always made a point of retreading it when he went to the catacombs and hit that general area in every subsequent playthrough.

It was VERY forced. But the wheel skeletons did pwn his ass a couple times. As for today, he's doing massive amounts of copium on prestream. He's happy that his chat is completely dead, it's much better to be able to have meaningful conversations. Y'know, about what he had for dinner, or what he's having for dinner, or what he plans to have for dinner. It's as someone who I forget posted: You have to go in, point a gun at this motherfucker and interrogate him to get any sort of convo going. Well, scratch pointing a gun. Throwing a quarter, more like.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER, GOUTY SWINE!? -Gun smack- Stahp, stahp, I had hotdogs n' beans dood -snort- and that's literally all you get. Phil's already such a dull person to begin with and he chooses to stick to the most snore inducing topics exclusively. The youtube move has basically underlined all his problems. Except now there's not even a wheelchair community for you to chat up, it's literally just five guys.

Either Phil starts bringing games people actually want to see him play, so basically just have a full fighting game rotation with some shooters in there, or he's gonna ride these whales out and not get new ones. Again, these guys only care about clout. If you take the chairsphere from under Swagginz, he just doesn't bother showing up, which is what's happening right now. Phil lives off of cyclical rich in dollars, poor in sense bullied teenagers who stumble upon him playing some game they happen to like. I know he wants to stick religiously to children's games because they're piss easy, but rich daddy teens are too "cool" to actually watch a 40 year old waddle his way through Pokemon's Nap. Emulate something. Get your ass hanged up high and spanked for all to see on Fightcade. OIC can't solo carry you forever. If you were cool with living off of infamy ten years prior, you should have known that you can't just turn that shit off at a whim and suddenly be a respected FGC figurehead.

EDIT: I'm actually seeing that it's borderline impossible to watch Phil. Literally. Half the stream is breaks. Even if I wanted to see him get fucked at something I'd just catch the mirror's VOD and skip through all the chaff. Watching Phil is literally a second full time job that you have to pay for. I really wonder how he expects anyone to show up and be engaged at all. Even if he was my favorite streamer, if he fucked off to take a HALF HOUR LONG shit n' piss n' bloodclot prevention break, I'd nope the fuck out instantly. Either you have all the free time in the world or you just can't catch a stream live at all.
 
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