Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[Moral Decay]

Personally I just think she is just dumping all the weird shit to wondertrade because she wants semi normal pokemon, and not angels and Half human half pokemon abominations.

And then she ends up with whatever freaks are too much even for Deviant. Being Anne is suffering.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

And then she ends up with whatever freaks are too much even for Deviant.

And children, don't forget the children.

Being Anne is suffering.

If only you knew.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Small spoiler because I started work screen capping next update.
@Mary the Goldsmith Tell me does this move sound broken as hell.

Reminder for anyone who somehow forgot. Chaos type moves always do super effective damage, and chaos type pokemon always take super effective damage to balance that out.

That sounds broken if you use retail here as a pokemon you switch into when one of your other pokemon dies,.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Small spoiler because I started work screen capping next update.
@Mary the Goldsmith Tell me does this move sound broken as hell.

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Reminder for anyone who somehow forgot. Chaos type moves always do super effective damage, and chaos type pokemon always take super effective damage to balance that out.

That sounds broken if you use retail here as a pokemon you switch into when one of your other pokemon dies,.

it has the potential to be really broken because you can use it to copy a powerful move from the opponent, make it super effective and prevent the opponent from using it again in case he survives, now it depends on how strong and fast retail is because if he gets one shot by anything then the move is useless

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

it has the potential to be really broken because you can use it to copy a powerful move from the opponent, make it super effective and prevent the opponent from using it again in case he survives, now it depends on how strong and fast retail is because if he gets one shot by anything then the move is useless

Base Stat wise from the wiki, he is 594 total.

with defense being the highest at 125, Sp defense is only 86 which is his second lowest stat.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Side episode 41-4 : Between the Deviants, Between the episodes of this LP.

Spoiler

@Mary the Goldsmith sorry had to shorten the first one, but you know there a limit on letters.

@Moral Decay Thanks, I doubt I will ever use this guy, but god damn my immature humor forced me to name him.


Now for a quick showing what robot and gutz learns on levelup as I level them to around 30-35.

I don't take metal as Curse is how we going to abuse power trip's effect.

Like hell would retail would take a deep breath, If you were to look at this guy, he would be screaming at all times, and calling everyone faggots.

For the sake of just having a STAB move We take it.

No idea why We would need mimic and mirror, but I remove slash for it.

Take your pick, is retail using his claw hand there, or is he magically creating scythes out of thin air.

This is pretty much better then slam because it always rise speed, and it's a stab.

You know whats better then mimic, Metronome because I am a sucker for grab bag type moves.

We have curse to rise our defense so we wont need this move.

MADE FROM FAIRIES, That can be interpreted as he KILLING OTHER FAIRY POKEMON AND MAKING A WEAPON OUT OF THE BODIES. That or he killing tiny fairies for this, both ways are fucked up.

Fun Fact Absol can learn this move for some fucking reason.

I only bring this up because it is Absol.

I was thinking this move looked great, but then I thought, Power trip. So I didn't pick it up.

Worse Hermes charge.

A worse curse.

Why the fuck would I ever want this?

Let's be 100% honest here, yeah it has priority, but you know what move is also a stab, has 80 power, is a STAB, has better then 100 accuracy., and doesn't fucking destroy robots defense stats.

Smart strike, and I didn't pick that move up.

I want to be honest with you guys, I always thought Lancelot used a lance because well his name has lance in it. Didn't know till making this episode he used a sword.

Oh yeah He got a few levels because He helps with the fate grinding along with darwin.

Meh.

I swear this move seems broken on paper. We will find out later if Even someone as bad as me could tell when a move is OP.
We remove mirror move, as well this new move not only mirrors, but does more.
Also This song pops into my head when I think of retail using this move.

A move that could be used to keep retail guts alive long enough to use Knight all by himself?

Nah We don't need so

Was tempted to give this to him because hahaha lance. But I didn't

I get rid of fairy claw for this, because fuck yeah 50 power stab chaos move.

I make sure to give Retail a expert belt as this is the only thing I have on me to make Chaos moves do more damage STAB wise.

This is our party all leveled up for our next side area. That's right Juicebox is back in the party for now.

But first let's feed lance some drugs to make him faster.

Disappointing it is only 8 points but we take what we can get.

So Remember how this path was blocked before we beat the zombie gym, let's find out what I have been missing.

Wonderful. Trash.

: How many times do I have to tel- You know what, this is fine, I needed to test something out anyway.

Another real name of a police officer.

: All you need to do is charm, and captivate that pokemon.

: And why would I listen to a freakzoid like you, and sit there taking hits, rather then just attack.

: Because if you don't, I introduce you to a very angry armored, what ever the hell he is.

So I have tamao spam charm, and captivate

No matter what the enemy throws at him.

: For the love of arceus, switch me out.

: Hmm, not feeling it.

: You are the worst, you pokemon abusing monster.

And with the odds HEAVILY in our favor because of Tamao's noble self sacrifice we can check out what knight moves does.

There was also a message about him corrupting the move, which is how you can tell it now chaos type.

Let's see how a n -6 stage attack attack does to us. I'll tell you now, it's not a lot. Even when it is super effective.

The move list will always show the stolen move as the type it was before you took it.

You could say RetailGutz went quite BERSERK.

And then I assume Retail likely kills the cop. Not because deviant ordered it or anything. No He is just a blood thirsty monster.

Weirdly route 8 also has dittos as random encounters.

Another TM hidden over there.

Nice wondering where this TM was hidden. A staple.

So whats kind of weird is that was all of route 8 very short, and once we pass the grass, we onto route 9.

But there even something more weird. See that little side pass I am staring at.

It goes no where, but you can go this way.

Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to talk to you again.

Let's see what this swimmer has to say.

I have robot use curse twice.

and then we show this bootleg digimon who is the one in power.

I think it's time little juicebox does what we all love him for.

According to the wiki page this is a move that lists only 3 pokemon ever learning. One of them is from street fighter. One is from Kirby of all games. And the last one is the evolve form of that kirby character.

Did a lot more damage then I thought it word even at a 14 level advantage. This is juicebox we are talking about.

I think juicebox might have been spending a little too much time on twitter now that he using his horrifying reality warping powers to bring it outside twitter.
All this move does is make cyber type moves do more damage for five turns.

Last time I checked juicebox didn't have a tail. So I guess he used his tentacle as a paint brush.

Uh oh. This isn't good.

Get out the Bagpipes juice box is going to kick it again.

Looks like juicebox has one more metronome he better make it count.

JUICE BOX NOOOOOOOOOO!

You know we could always head canon this as the reason for when I accidentally press the key to reboot the game. Tell me what you think of that head canon.

He turned into a door.

Interacting from the side makes it ajar

From behind and it is fully open. Sadly we can not enter it.

: A library? I am going to have to decline sorry.

:Whats wrong, scared a boot is going to attack,you.

: No it's not that.

: Look at me I am deviant, I am scared of dusty old books. Boo hoo pity me.

: Please stop, it's not that. I just have trouble reading. I normally have juicebox read stuff for me.

: Pffttt Hahha! Are you kidding me? How did get stuck with a illiterate loser?

And like that we are forcefully with out a yes or no taken to this island.

If we talk to him again, we will automatically be taken back.

No fish ever bite here no matter what rod I used.

Let's find out what trouble we are getting ourselves into.

Oh joy teamwack, and the jews.

It is a library, so it has to be chalk full of knowledge.

We have Psycho( Btw if anyone has a better name do say it) goes into a rage and murders it.

: I can't read that well, so that's a no brainer

Both teams say the same thing.

We just abuse rage

A literal steel wing.

Here one of the random pokemon you can find in the wild here.

Deviant pointing out a book is attacking to tamao

We should start a war TO END ALL WARS.

These guys also show up in the wild here.

This is the the very right of the door after entering this place.

Another repeat.

I think this guy is new.

They also come with a ability to keep you from escaping, very annoying to find these guys. I might get one later if I ever feel like hunting down the roaming pokemons.

I was like let's use blood oath to see how much damage it do at 0 fainted pokemon.

Fucking ghost types being immune to blood.

I found it funny it also has a move that doesn't work on psycho.

Lastly it knows curse.

Bootleg Ben 10 alien X.

We have seen this book a ton of times before. So I don't need to read it.

: Huh Whats this book right next to it?

:Bu-ck Bre-a-king 101. Why would anyone want to break a male deer?

Kiki before losing to sargon, the move.

I looked up on the offical wiki and this unown is X.

I couldn't pass up this opportunity so We can catching it.

Got it on the second ball. Nice change of pace.

The only name I allow for a X unown.

Let's check the juvite side first.

Likely heard us beating up the wack guy.

OH SHIT A REAL DOUBLE BATTLE. No fuckery or anything on my end.

We can't steal moves round one, so let's tackle like a crazy person.

HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS,WAS THE TACKLE THAT FUCKING CRAZY? DID YOU FUCKING TRIP?

We use rage on the drowzee

Should be that much of a problem retail gutz can take a hit.

You are fucking kidding me?

We use rage on drowzee again just to kill it.

All we need to do is for retail is to steal bodyslam, should be easy right?

This sound effect is how I feel right now.

Okay Let's try this again. JUST USE KNIGHTOFOWNER AND STEAL BODY SLAM

FIne Fine I guess we just kill it the normal way.

This doesn't kill it,so let's just try again to steal body slam.

No, NO DON'T FUCKING DO THIS GAME.

YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
YOU DON'T MAGICALLY FALL VICTIM TO PAR STATUS ONCE THE ENEMY USES A NON DAMAGING MOVE.
THANKS RETAIL FOR FUCKING RUINING THE FIRST REAL NON RIGGED BATTLE.

And I should have boxed retail the moment we rolled him.

Look at this one. I like the way it looks.

Uh thanks.

Other then trick it knows Pray(divine version of metronome ) It rolled what ever the fuck that word is. I don't speak tongues no idea what the hell it means.

Another pray gives it Isis magic. I think thats a fate move. we win in the end

After it misses with isis.

Guess we need another joke book.

: That's weird, Why is Terry A. Davis's book about how to spot glow niggers in the fiction section? Better put that in non fiction.

WE used Binary twice and kill it.

We already have the one unown I kill about, but here is another one.

: Seriously why are you sending me out to fight the pokemon who is resistant to my type? Can't take a little trolling can you. Did I hurt your poor little feelings. Is poor little deviant going to cry? BooHoo.

: No, but out of all the pokemon that can talk you are by far the worst one. You are a insufferable prick. That's counting skree, have you heard half the shit he has said? He talked about Vaporeons being the best for a human to fuck. AND YOU ARE WORSE THEN THAT!

: You think that's weird? You know he has made at least eight roleplay accounts on twitter of different trainers. He has quite literally argued with himself and started drama between the accounts, and that's not even getting into how he has started to post as those accounts on the real trainers twitters, and claim they are the fakes.

: What.

Spergy fanfiction aside, this trainer for some god damn reason can mega evo.

Guess what type normal moves don't work on.

Tamao faints in the end having done no damage. Kind of had it coming

It's bootleg guts turn.

See no worries we can take a hit.

OH HOHOHO LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.

I told you knight of owner was a damn good move. Reminder THAT'S A MEGA it likely has stats on par with a level 35 or higher.

I think I get rid of reflect type for this I don't remember. Too happy knight of owner worked.

Here a quickly thrown together meme edit.

So deviant tries to read by themselves and. Yeah about as well as you expect.

And it teleports us to this area and there a rock in front of us.
(Note: This is seriously in the game like this,no edit fuckery on my part with this random boss teleporting us.)

Uh oh that can't be good.

I like this new pokemon, it's just like us.

A light shield should save us from what ever it thro-

It's only a 30% chance to hit. We should be fi-

Oh well tamao had it coming.

Wow that did a lot. Time to catch it.

Caught it first try.

We all our loss.

The best name for a loss.

I'll think I'll end part 1 here before this gets too long.

 

[Moral Decay]

RetailGuts is such an edgy "I work alone" type that he completely jobs it the second he has an ally. Either that, or he has stage fright and can't handle an audience

CtrlAltDel works... surprisingly well as a creature design. Like a living ancient eldritch rune, except it's a meme.

Also, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems that it's actually Q that's gonna give it to ya

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Also, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems that it's actually Q that's gonna give it to ya

That hurts much that I misread the form chart on the pokemon wiki because they have the letters above the images rather then below. But I guess that in character for me isn't it.

 

[Moral Decay]

That hurts much that I misread the form chart on the pokemon wiki because they have the letters above the images rather then below. But I guess that in character for me isn't it.

At least GonnaGiveItYa can you give the inside scoop on the Juvite deep state.

Either that or you just have a Pokemon that larps on imageboards instead of Twitter. One of the two.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

At least GonnaGiveItYa can you give the inside scoop on the Juvite deep state.

Either that or you just have a Pokemon that larps on imageboards instead of Twitter. One of the two.

Why not both.

I should also mention unown have a evo in wack. That evolve can learn a unique move only it can learn.
And by unique I mean it's a better Hidden Power,that is always at 120 power, but still changes type.

At least this is what the wack wiki says.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

So Deviant can't really read? that explains some things, and RetailGutz jobbing the first True & Honest Double battle was hilarious

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

So Deviant can't really read? that explains some things, and RetailGutz jobbing the first True & Honest Double battle was hilarious

You mean like the lack of using twitter by deviant, except that one time we can just headcanon as Juicebox helping.

And I am seriously pissed at how hard retail jobbed that double battle. You set him up to be all cool, and he ends up looking like the fucking shock master.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

You mean like the lack of using twitter by deviant, except that one time we can just headcanon as Juicebox helping.

And I am seriously pissed at how hard retail jobbed that double battle. You set him up to be all cool, and he ends up looking like the fucking shock master.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA

I had not seen that before its hilarious holy shit.

Also regarding Retail:

>Character is named "Lance A Lot"
>Doesn't even use a lance
>WTF?

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I had not seen that before its hilarious holy shit.

Also regarding Retail:

>Character is named "Lance A Lot"
>Doesn't even use a lance
>WTF?

I had the same misconception about Lancelot, a quick google search says he used a sword in the myths. But uh, I was going to mention that in the LP but well I thought it was just me being dumb.

 

[Moral Decay]

I had the same misconception about Lancelot, a quick google search says he used a sword in the myths. But uh, I was going to mention that in the LP but well I thought it was just me being dumb.

Ya know, even recognizing on some level that the name Lancelot had nothing to do with lances, I thought he did too. Clearly, the only reasonable conclusion is that we're from the universe where he used a lance, like with Berenstein Bears, Mandela's 1990s death, and Pikachu's black-tipped tail! There's just no other possibility

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Ya know, even recognizing on some level that the name Lancelot had nothing to do with lances, I thought he did too. Clearly, the only reasonable conclusion is that we're from the universe where he used a lance, like with Berenstein Bears, Mandela's 1990s death, and Pikachu's black-tipped tail! There's just no other possibility

Funny enough berenstain one is easy to explain.

The 2002 cartoon intro is to blame.

Notice the accent on the female singer makes it sound like Stein and not stain.

Now if you listen to the classic 80's intro

The Man clearly says Stain and not stein.


Hold on the fuck on pikachu black tipped tail? But he has brown on his base and not a black tipped tail.

 

[Moral Decay]

Hold on the fuck on pikachu black tipped tail? But he has brown on his base and not a black tipped tail.

I don't actually know why people cling to that one, honestly. I think I made that mistake once when I was little, but then noticed the mistake not long after. I was kinda surprised people still freaked out over that one. Then again, it's mostly on reddit and /x/...

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I don't actually know why people cling to that one, honestly. I think I made that mistake once when I was little, but then noticed the mistake not long after. I was kinda surprised people still freaked out over that one. Then again, it's mostly on reddit and /x/...

So the type of people who you might expect to overblow something this silly.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Side episode 41-5 : Getting the book thrown at us.

Spoiler

When we last left off, we was inside a wall lost, after winning a battle and catching a new pokemon.
if we go left from here.

We are shat out here which is where we had to go next anyway.

: You are just fucking with me right? I know you guys are not the highest step on the ladder,but this is too much.

Get shows how little shit it gives about sandstorms and kills it with hermes charge.

I think the team wack and juvites here are headcanonically lower in intelligent then deviant. That or they all blind. Not sure which is worse in this case.

Same dance and routine as with the first half of this place. Everyone you fight is copy paste of the otherside minus a few words being changed in the dialog. Goodthing the battles are not copy pasted.

This is like what the 4th or 5th different Illuminati pokemon we have seen I think. These guys all blend together and I am losing track. This is like the wack version of pikachu at this point.
Every gen needs a bootleg of it.

This guy likes to use protect a lot.

So let's use these free turns to power up like this is DBZ.

Got lucky on the turn this message happen I attacked.

Even if I didn't buff up power trip, I think it would have one shot it.
And because this guy says the same shit as the other guy I am skipping showing it.

Wouldn't matter if we could tell him yes, apparently they can't see anything.

I think we seen this one before. Again I don't remember the ones we have and haven't at this point.

Doesn't stop us from one punching it,

Like it would even matter.

: Hey look right next to it, there a book called. "How not to suck at being a Pokemon trainer." I think you could use it a lot right now. Not that I personally think it would help.

: Is this all you are good for? Insulting me.

: Would seem so. Not like you are good for anything other then attracting monster of the week rejects. Looks like we are in the same boat of uselessness.

Is there a difference between a ball and a orb?

So it's basically throwing a ball of paper.

I wasn't joking when I said most of the books here is this damn thing. Could also just be that Deviant can easily recognize the title and is able to pick it out of all the other books.

Hidden here is something more unique.

Sounds Lovecraftian.

WE GOT TO GET SPONGEBOB BACK.

I never get tired of that video, and I am reminded of it when ever I read, or here anyone say "We gotta".

This guy has two, maybe it be another double.

It is sadly not a double.

Let's let out our rage about it not being a double. Rage quickly kills it.

Hey this guy uses the giant flea pokemon. Do you think when we will the trainer will FLEA IN TERROR.

While the desc says "The user summons a magical steed and charges at the target." I think it be more funny to think of retail guts trying to mount and tame the giant flea.

I think KnightofOwner is a -1 priority move as it always seems to go second.

We steal the wind and turned it into a Noble Phantasm. If only that wind was a more valuable metal we could then strike a fancy pose.

Now let's check the other sides trainers.

What the hell could it be downloading to boost the attack.

Doesn't matter because it is weak to cyber.

I got lucky when screen capping because I got the frame where only half of the text showed up.

Nice a psychic boosting held item.

Could it be the great big book of everything, with everything inside?

This guy also has two pokemon.

Rift is really useful outside the downside it's basically chaos quick attack, but damage the user.

: Give them your best juicebox.

I guess juicebox is a lover not a fighter.

Let's try metronome again.

Woah juicebox, Was the heal bell a feint so the enemy would lower it's guard?
Also of note tectonic slam is a semi unique move only known by two pokemon according to the wiki.

This guy isn't normally here, like the cops and other roaming trainers he moves when the option menu is up, and if he looks at you he stop moving and wait for you to get out of it before forcing a pokemon battle.

He is normally right here on the rug.

: It's a dragon type. You should easily be able to beat it.

: It's also a steel type you idiot, and besides I DON'T KNOW ANY FAIRY TYPE MOVES.

: I fail to see how that's my problem.

It misses a few times. So I switch out tamao for one that can hurt it.

And it misses again.

One rage almost kills.

Let's try tamao again.

Tamao the butt of RNG it seems.

That was a real monster of a attack, one could say it was quite a MONSTER MASH.

No reach is too long for me.

Boost beam and Charge Beam. I think we found the glow nigger that has been beaming so brightly.

: Where the hell that book by terry. I need it right now.

I'll take free performance enhancing drug any day,but why is it here?

I'm showing you all of these stupid spots just to drive how many there are.

This guy wonder around as well, but he doesn't seem to hunt you down as much as the other guy.

I had to hunt him down for the battle.

TvTropes in a nutshell.

He does a sneaky

But metronome gives us what sounds like a better shadow sneak,but is just a ghost type trapping move.

And juicebox is back to missing harder then retail guts.

This is a move Electreno learns AT LEVEL 95. Only 2 other pokemon then it can learn it.

Beta pichu and beta pichu 2 both at 46. Why is there two beta pichu? Uh wack.

Don't worry juicebox is so overlevel he is going tibia okay.

Seriously? Did juicebox get jealous that Retail was jobbing more then him or something.

So in other words. STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF.

Rip.

I've got a little secret, that really make them cry.

It's a nasty kind of magic

from a special kind of guy.
I was looking for any reason to post this intro.

I know the lyrics by heart.

Nice.

: Yeah acoss from you.

We already know how this one ends.

Only thing to note is aegis. Aside from that nothing interesting.

I Don't think anyone is.

Same song and dance as the other guy.

One rage does a ton, so this is going to hurt.

Not that bad even for a super effective move.

How do you even pronounce that name.

It is pure dragon so of course we bring out tamao.

: Here I thought deviant looked ugly. They do not hold a candle to you.

It

This is a chaos move.

It hurts.

I basically abuse the fact the enemy a female, and charming and captivating them this whole time.

Let's give poor little tamao a real shot now.

Enemy knows metronome and this is what they get out of it.

We spam take down at this point.

Metronome is used a second time giving.

I like the move, but I don't want to give up any of the current moves. So we don't take it. Even if taking this moves would mean we could have pretended they was RYU FROM THE STREETS.

One could say it was a wack experience.

Who knows at this point.

Time to find out whats in the cave NEXT TIME ON POKEMON WACK.

Joking, we are doing this now.

Just a book?

That's it, that's all that is here. just a book.

I guess I should have expected this.

Ever get the feeling this book was made to order, but isn't to be read?

: The hell did you do.

: Nothing, I just touched it.

REBEL 1
ACTION!

: This is your fault tamao

:It was a fucking joke when I said that.

: and you are going to deal with it.

So this this bookly It's basically Mew of wack with 600 base stat total.

It doesn't have a gender so charm an captivate is ruled out.

The user creates a bolt of raw encyclopedic knowledge. May also paralyze, burn, or freeze the target.

That's right weaponized autism.

Funny enough it is weak to normal type moves so take down is useful for once.

Could be worse, could be a paper orb.

We get super lucky and it lives with a sliver of hp.

: Okay just live long enough for me to catch it,and I will forgive you for your transgressions against me.

: I don't want your forgiveness, you can do a flip for all I care,

This is one of the reasons I am willing to catch this Base catch rate is reasonable.

This is a cave, and I am playing this at night at the moment.

Tamao better hope it misses.

Ouch death by paper cut.

It takes a few more balls after this one

before I do catch it.

: Hmm, let's try this out. Show me the web page skree is currently on.

: Internet not a book that not going to wor-

: What?

: It's one of skree's fake accounts. Told you he was weird.

 

[Moral Decay]

I like Bookly. It's one of those Fakemon that's charming in it's stupidity. Why is there a legendary book pokemon? Why is it just hanging out in this library? Why were those two guys standing around guarding this room if that's what they were looking for? Does Bookly have some other special power, or do they just need it to show them a page from some other book? If the latter, why don't they just go get that book instead?

The answer to all of these questions is "Shut the fuck up, it's Bookly"

This is like the wack version of pikachu at this point.
Every gen needs a bootleg of it.

Oh God, this is a horrifying though. If this game is Gen 1 of Wack and has like 3000 pokemon, what would Gen 2 Wack look like? I shudder to imagine how many new types and other bullshit there would be in a few more generations.